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Title: Today at work...
Post by: Classic on December 13, 2011, 08:36:45 AM
There was an old lady with the walking farts. She may not have heard them...but wouldn't she at least feel them?
ITT:  old people are gross
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Wrench on December 13, 2011, 08:44:03 AM
When you gotta fart, you gotta fart.

You just got to learn to disguise them
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Hippopo on December 13, 2011, 08:53:06 AM
When you're old, just gotta hope you don't give a shit in that situation.
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Classic on December 13, 2011, 09:16:05 AM
They were echoing through the hotel lobby. :'(
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Wrench on December 13, 2011, 09:16:58 AM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on December 13, 2011, 09:16:05 AM
They were echoing through the hotel lobby. :'(

lmao

Totally not giving a fuck
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: silvertone on December 13, 2011, 09:17:35 AM
Today at work I was lit on Fire...again.
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Classic on December 13, 2011, 09:18:08 AM
I love farting, but I'm not going to do it in public.
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Wrench on December 13, 2011, 09:22:55 AM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on December 13, 2011, 09:18:08 AM
I love farting, but I'm not going to do it in public.

What if you're outside in a group?
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Classic on December 13, 2011, 09:34:48 AM
Totally. But at least mine are consensual.
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Hippopo on December 13, 2011, 10:27:57 AM
Roughly, how many times a day do you fart?  baddood;
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Wrench on December 13, 2011, 10:40:01 AM
Quote from: Hippopo on December 13, 2011, 10:27:57 AM
Roughly, how many times a day do you fart?  baddood;

Depends on what a person eats
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Daddy on December 13, 2011, 06:30:51 PM
I hope she does of fartold
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Hippopo on December 13, 2011, 07:54:32 PM
One time I shat my pants in public.

I wonder if Tyler would have been mad at me if he was there.  :(
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Samus Aran on December 14, 2011, 05:02:56 AM
i moderately dislike farting
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Wrench on December 14, 2011, 06:07:23 AM
Quote from: Hippopo on December 13, 2011, 07:54:32 PM
One time I shat my pants in public.

I wonder if Tyler would have been mad at me if he was there.  :(

I sharted a little bit on Thanksgiving this year :'(

thank jebus i changed boxers quickly
Title: Re: Today at work...
Post by: Classic on December 14, 2011, 07:35:23 AM
Sharting is hilarious and I approve.