Today at work...

[Classic]

There was an old lady with the walking farts. She may not have heard them...but wouldn't she at least feel them?
ITT:  old people are gross

[Wrench]

When you gotta fart, you gotta fart.

You just got to learn to disguise them

[Hippopo]

When you're old, just gotta hope you don't give a shit in that situation.

[Classic]

They were echoing through the hotel lobby. :'(

[Wrench]

They were echoing through the hotel lobby. :'(

lmao

Totally not giving a fuck

[silvertone]

Today at work I was lit on Fire...again.

[Classic]

I love farting, but I'm not going to do it in public.

[Wrench]

I love farting, but I'm not going to do it in public.

What if you're outside in a group?

[Classic]

Totally. But at least mine are consensual.

[Hippopo]

Roughly, how many times a day do you fart? 

[Wrench]

Roughly, how many times a day do you fart? 

Depends on what a person eats

[Daddy]

I hope she does of fartold

[Hippopo]

One time I shat my pants in public.

I wonder if Tyler would have been mad at me if he was there. 

[Samus Aran]

i moderately dislike farting

[Wrench]

One time I shat my pants in public.

I wonder if Tyler would have been mad at me if he was there. 

I sharted a little bit on Thanksgiving this year :'(

thank jebus i changed boxers quickly