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Title: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: applesauce on November 17, 2011, 07:05:19 PM
So I was reading this article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/post/record-smashing-cold-in-interior-alaska-fairbanks/2011/11/17/gIQA9ZMqUN_blog.html

and I got to this part:

Quote... coastal Alaska, where most Alaskans live, has a relatively mild climate influenced by the warm waters of the Pacific Ocean. Alaska’s capital city, Juneau, is more like Vancouver, British Columbia, than some frozen chunk of Middle America -- say Chicago. President Barack Obama is from Chicago; it’s why he likes to visit Hawaii so much. Alaska, obviously, can’t match Hawaii for warmth, but Anchorage -- the state’s largest city -- beats the heck out of Minneapolis. The average winter temperature in Anchorage is 26 degrees -- more than twice as warm as the 10-degree average for the Minnesota city always trying to promote its high quality of life. Right. If you’re a polar bear.

On the other hand, if you compare the forecast for Anchorage (highs in the 5-25 degree range) versus Minneapolis (highs in the 30 to 45 degree range) for the next week, I’d sure rather spend my Thanksgiving in the good ole contiguous U.S. than in the Last Frontier...


AND I WAS LIKE THE FUCK THAT'S TOTALLY NOT RIGHT ASSHOLE. So I looked it up and did the calculations, and posted this comment:

"Where are you getting your data on average temperatures in Minneapolis and Anchorage? According to NOAA (http://cdo.ncdc.noaa.gov/climatenormals/clim20/mn/... and http://cdo.ncdc.noaa.gov/climatenormals/clim20/ak/... your assertion that "The average winter temperature in Anchorage is 26 degrees -- more than twice as warm as the 10-degree average for [Minneapolis]" doesn't line up.

Based on data collected by NOAA 1971-2000, the average low Dec 1-Feb 28 in Minneapolis was 9 degrees, compared to 10.8. Likewise, the average highs in the same period are very similar, at 25.9 in Minneapolis and 23.9 in Anchorage. Anchorage actually has a much longer "winter" than Minneapolis-- if we look at the same data, but from Nov 1-March 31, we see that Minneapolis is looking at 10.36 and 32.56, whereas Anchorage averages 13.3 and 26.6.

I guess it's pretty cool that a publication like the Washington Post is okay with publishing blatantly false information. Gotta love that East Coast elitism slandering the rest of the county."


FUCK YOU JASON SAMENOW. FUCK YOU WASHINGTON POST. FUCK YOU THE EAST COAT. FUCK YOU ALL.
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on November 17, 2011, 07:08:22 PM
everything to the south and west of virginia does not exist
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on November 17, 2011, 07:13:19 PM
Also, I RTFA and you should be criticizing the Alaska Dispatch, not Jason Samenow.
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: snoorkel on November 17, 2011, 07:14:28 PM
yeah, it is pretty stupid to imply that Anchorage has a nicer quality of life in the winter than Minneapolis... but false facts and brash comments in the washington pos?T :D
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: silvertone on November 17, 2011, 07:16:33 PM
also East Coast is superior to the rest of planet. fyi
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: applesauce on November 17, 2011, 07:17:31 PM
Quote from: vziard on November 17, 2011, 07:14:28 PM
yeah, it is pretty stupid to imply that Anchorage has a nicer quality of life in the winter than Minneapolis... but false facts and brash comments in the washington pos?T :D


I'm not sure what you mean. This is just blatantly false: "The average winter temperature in Anchorage is 26 degrees -- more than twice as warm as the 10-degree average for the Minnesota city"
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: snoorkel on November 17, 2011, 07:18:15 PM
Quote from: applesauce on November 17, 2011, 07:17:31 PM
I'm not sure what you mean. This is just blatantly false: "The average winter temperature in Anchorage is 26 degrees -- more than twice as warm as the 10-degree average for the Minnesota city"


I meant there are always false facts and brash comments in the washington opst...
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: applesauce on November 17, 2011, 07:19:51 PM
Quote from: vziard on November 17, 2011, 07:18:15 PM
I meant there are always false facts and brash comments in the washington opst...


Oh okay. wrench;
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: applesauce on November 17, 2011, 07:20:24 PM
Quote from: silvertone on November 17, 2011, 07:16:33 PM
This user is currently ignored.
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: silvertone on November 17, 2011, 07:23:38 PM
Quote from: applesauce on November 17, 2011, 07:20:24 PM

  :(

[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pudOFG5X6uA[/youtube][/spoiler]
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: Samus Aran on November 17, 2011, 08:58:39 PM
why would you ignore silvertone

also lol why would the washington post even go out of its way to attack minneapolis? are they jealous of its genuinely good standard of living?

i mean yeah not everyone can handle the cold, but that goes without saying.
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on November 17, 2011, 09:05:28 PM
them libs and their high standard of life - alaska dispatch
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: applesauce on November 17, 2011, 09:13:16 PM
Quote from: Kaz on November 17, 2011, 08:58:39 PM
why would you ignore silvertone



I just typed it in lol. I don't ignore anyone except police.
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: Hippopo on November 17, 2011, 09:15:32 PM
Obama was born in Hawaii, so I'm sure that has something to do with why he visits there so often.

OF COURSE

I don't beuz i poor. :'(
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on November 17, 2011, 09:17:10 PM
i was born in the piedmont region of virginia :'(
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: wawi on November 18, 2011, 12:10:38 AM
east coasters are annoying as fuck with their elitism.
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: FAMY2 on November 18, 2011, 05:02:32 AM
Quote from: Snowy Bear Killer, Nord of the North on November 18, 2011, 04:21:06 AM
But Felt is on the east coast.

So it's automatically better.


Fixed that for you.    n_n
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: Pyrate on November 18, 2011, 05:16:27 AM
why does the washington post hate minneapolis

and i'd rather live out west because it's prettier happydood;
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: applesauce on November 18, 2011, 05:19:16 AM
Quote from: Pyrate on November 18, 2011, 05:16:27 AM
why does the washington post hate minneapolis

and i'd rather live out west because it's prettier happydood;


I have heard of you, ma'am.
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: Pyrate on November 18, 2011, 05:22:28 AM
Quote from: applesauce on November 18, 2011, 05:19:16 AM
I have heard of you, ma'am.


:O Neat.
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: FAMY2 on November 18, 2011, 05:28:06 AM
Quote from: Snowy Bear Killer, Nord of the North on November 18, 2011, 05:05:00 AM
well now the east coast just got aids. 5thgrade;


oopsie 5thgrade;
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: YPrrrr on November 18, 2011, 08:54:42 AM
And here I thought East Coast bias only applied to sports. What a funny debate n_u
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: Socks on November 18, 2011, 08:55:38 AM
It just depends on who you hang with, or associate with or choose to look up to. The is a vast and unequal distribution of wealth, life and happiness on the East Coast, but this is a developed country and the contrast is stark. And yet everyone goes on about their day with surprising reliability. It is really quite admirable. It gives me hope but that is tampered with the thought that this present order is not legitimate. And we must restart anew. I really love it here, close to the Atlantic, the beautiful leafy trees and the endless streets. The only think I lament is the girls, they're a very regretful bunch. I suppose it is a result of their environment, a strange mixture in a strange century. I would not raise a child here near a populated area.
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: YPrrrr on November 18, 2011, 10:04:58 AM
Quote from: Socks on November 18, 2011, 08:55:38 AM
It just depends on who you hang with, or associate with or choose to look up to. The is a vast and unequal distribution of wealth, life and happiness on the East Coast, but this is a developed country and the contrast is stark. And yet everyone goes on about their day with surprising reliability. It is really quite admirable. It gives me hope but that is tampered with the thought that this present order is not legitimate. And we must restart anew. I really love it here, close to the Atlantic, the beautiful leafy trees and the endless streets. The only think I lament is the girls, they're a very regretful bunch. I suppose it is a result of their environment, a strange mixture in a strange century. I would not raise a child here near a populated area.
Yeah, I'd agree girls from the city are much more likely to have some rather... undesirable personality traits
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: piano moths on November 18, 2011, 12:21:04 PM
I'd rather go to Alaska than the mid west....
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: applesauce on November 18, 2011, 02:14:49 PM
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 18, 2011, 12:21:04 PM
I'd rather go to Alaska than the mid west....



You live in Phoenix.


Shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: silvertone on November 18, 2011, 02:22:51 PM
i didn't know east coast elitism is a real thing and this is the first time i ever heard of it...
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on November 18, 2011, 02:23:24 PM
Quote from: silvertone on November 18, 2011, 02:22:51 PM
i didn't know east coast elitism is a real thing and this is the first time i ever heard of it...
the east coast has a lot of jews fyi
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: piano moths on November 18, 2011, 02:29:18 PM
Quote from: applesauce on November 18, 2011, 02:14:49 PM

You live in Phoenix.


Shut the fuck up.


you live in the midwest.

shut the fuck up  madood;
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: silvertone on November 18, 2011, 02:30:53 PM
Quote from: bluebirdofhappiness on November 18, 2011, 02:23:24 PM
the east coast has a lot of jews fyi
  name 1 bad jew
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on November 18, 2011, 02:32:07 PM
Quote from: silvertone on November 18, 2011, 02:30:53 PM
  name 1 bad jew
jesus
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: silvertone on November 18, 2011, 02:38:27 PM
Quote from: bluebirdofhappiness on November 18, 2011, 02:32:07 PM
jesus
wow heathen
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: snoorkel on November 18, 2011, 03:17:45 PM
I think we can figure this out pretty easily:

west coast > midwest < east coast


right?
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: Samus Aran on November 18, 2011, 03:22:17 PM
west coast))<midwest>((east coast
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: Nyerp on November 18, 2011, 03:23:45 PM
Quote from: Yui on November 18, 2011, 03:22:17 PM
west coast))<midwest>((east coast


lmao
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on November 18, 2011, 03:27:20 PM
Quote from: Yui on November 18, 2011, 03:22:17 PM
west coast))<midwest>((east coast
what a crudely shaped map of the us
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: YPrrrr on November 19, 2011, 01:11:07 PM
I think everywhere's pretty cook aside from the plains states
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: Pyrate on November 19, 2011, 03:04:12 PM
Quote from: NPR on November 19, 2011, 01:11:07 PM
I think everywhere's pretty cook aside from the plains states


Sometimes I want to visit there just because I think it's cool that the ground's completely flat everywhere. But it would probably get boring fast. saddood;
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 19, 2011, 03:25:57 PM
Quote from: Pyrate on November 19, 2011, 03:04:12 PM
Sometimes I want to visit there just because I think it's cool that the ground's completely flat everywhere. But it would probably get boring fast. saddood;
Sometimes, I imagine myself standing in a huge field and i think that the image is pretty cool. Wheat as far as the eye can see, and then right in the middle is me.
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: snoorkel on November 19, 2011, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: Pyrate on November 19, 2011, 03:04:12 PM
Sometimes I want to visit there just because I think it's cool that the ground's completely flat everywhere. But it would probably get boring fast. saddood;


I think it can actually be cool (for the time it takes to drive through at least), on nice sunny days the scattered clouds look like they're on top of a giant dome stretched from horizon to horizon. see why they call it 'BIg SKY'
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: wawi on November 20, 2011, 01:40:42 AM
fuck off
Midwest IS BEST
FUCK
sp fuckikn chill
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: applesauce on November 20, 2011, 01:47:47 AM
Yeah man

Upper Midwest > Rust Belt > Pacific Northwest > Mountains > Northeast > Southeast > Deep South > Southwest
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: snoorkel on November 20, 2011, 01:55:40 AM
you just ranked the regions of the USA by avg. yuppiness congrats

(also least to most immigrants)
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 20, 2011, 01:57:32 AM
applesauce confirmed for aryan youth
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: applesauce on November 20, 2011, 02:01:39 AM
Quote from: vziard on November 20, 2011, 01:55:40 AM
you just ranked the regions of the USA by avg. yuppiness congrats

(also least to most immigrants)


I don't think so.

Yuppies:

Northeast -- Pacific Northwest -- Upper Midwest -- Mountains -- Rust Belt -- Southeast -- Southwest -- Deep South

Immigrants:

Southwest -- Southeast -- Deep South -- Northeast -- Pacific Northwest -- Upper Midwest -- Rust Belt -- Northeast
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 20, 2011, 02:03:05 AM
you put northeast on immigrants twice

also mexican/illegal immigrants count so maybe check where you're putting southwest
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: applesauce on November 20, 2011, 02:47:06 AM
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on November 20, 2011, 02:03:05 AM
you put northeast on immigrants twice

also mexican/illegal immigrants count so maybe check where you're putting southwest


oh yeah I meant mountains the second time whoops


also yeah I put southwest first derp
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: snoorkel on November 21, 2011, 04:26:11 PM
so to support your point about east coast slitism

am watching a D.C. hockey broadcast and the commentators were talking about how odd the standings are right now, calling it the 'November apocalypse' and the 'Parody NHL' because Minnesota is on top and Penguins, Capitals, Stars have all lost multiple games in a row ... has this person ever been to minnesota?  baddood;

no surprise that this comes up most often when takling about the weather and sports
Title: Re: hey washington post, FUCK YOU (east coast elitism can suck my dick)
Post by: Clara Listensprechen on November 21, 2011, 05:38:44 PM
Minnesota used to come up when talking about railroads and beer. Milwaukee alone has fallen so very far. >.<