um yeah one of my favorite things ever is ducks:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bf/Anas_platyrhynchos_male_female_quadrat.jpg/600px-Anas_platyrhynchos_male_female_quadrat.jpg)
these are a variety of dabbling duck called Mallard. also I had a sister named Mallard
serious things only please
duck penises are even better. what happened to your sister, did she quack and wobble away?
College football.
Nothing else gets me as excited hocuspocus;
Why was your sister named after a male duck? befuddlement
i don't see a lot of mallards here anymore... just canadian geese.
thanks global warming for allowing them to stay year-round
tab cola
my sweater i'm wearing right now
staring out the window and watching the landscape on long car rides
when two unrelated songs on shuffle blend perfectly into each other
Singing several Talking Heads Songs, namely This Must Be The Place, The Great Curve, Mr. Jones, Nothing But Flowers.
Or well, singing in general I guess.
and dancing.
i like ducsk too
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on November 02, 2011, 08:22:09 PM
Why was your sister named after a male duck? befuddlement
a Mallard is actually a type of common dabbling duck, most people seem to think it refers to male ducks
and then there was a friend of mine who once claimed that the term 'duck' refers to any waterborne bird, like a goose
In addition, male ducks are "drakes," which just sounds awesome hocuspocus;
Quote from: NPR on November 02, 2011, 08:55:34 PM
In addition, male ducks are "drakes," which just sounds awesome hocuspocus;
"Drake" was actually an esteemed title in a small kingdom outside of Norway and was used in the same manner as duke or lord.
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 02, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
"Drake" was actually an esteemed title in a small kingdom outside of Norway and was used in the same manner as duke or lord.
Quack quack quack Mr. Ducksworth
Quote from: NPR on November 02, 2011, 08:58:08 PM
Quack quack quack Mr. Ducksworth
Alright, sure. Let's just make a mockery of history then. Fine.
Yeah, fuck history right? Yeah, who needs history? I don't. I don't need history.
I don't need to know about drakes and lords and shit. I have facebook and phones with keyboards on them.
Yeah, who's hitler? Oh, sorry, I'm too busy texting while driving to read my history book.
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 02, 2011, 09:03:58 PM
Alright, sure. Let's just make a mockery of history then. Fine.
Yeah, fuck history right? Yeah, who needs history? I don't. I don't need history.
I don't need to know about drakes and lords and shit. I have facebook and phones with keyboards on them.
Yeah, who's hitler? Oh, sorry, I'm too busy texting while driving to read my history book.
What the lol
I was merely presenting what I might say to such a Drake n_u
male ducks also have a corkscrew penis
Duck constrictor penis vs cat spiked penis, who wins?
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 02, 2011, 09:03:58 PM
Alright, sure. Let's just make a mockery of history then. Fine.
Yeah, fuck history right? Yeah, who needs history? I don't. I don't need history.
I don't need to know about drakes and lords and shit. I have facebook and phones with keyboards on them.
Yeah, who's hitler? Oh, sorry, I'm too busy texting while driving to read my history book.
Imma put this quote on my facebook cuz its so true.
Quote from: Echo on November 02, 2011, 09:07:01 PM
male ducks also have a corkscrew penis
That's why a lot of wineries and fine restaurants keep ducks around.
True story fun fact.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx51qBzklOw[/youtube]
Quote from: NPR on November 02, 2011, 09:07:47 PM
Duck constrictor penis vs cat spiked penis, who wins?
ducks for sure
http://vimeo.com/8342946
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 02, 2011, 09:10:04 PM
That's why a lot of wineries and fine restaurants keep ducks around.
True story fun fact.
But... how?
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 02, 2011, 09:10:04 PM
That's why a lot of wineries and fine restaurants keep ducks around.
True story fun fact.
I can vouch for this being a waiter and in a position to know everything there is to know about wineries and fine restaurant. On many occasions I have struggled with a cork--stuck in there--pardoned myself from the table, rushed to the back room, curse something under my breath, then grabbed a mother fucking duck and seized its penis.
Quote from: Echo on November 02, 2011, 09:10:31 PM
ducks for sure
http://vimeo.com/8342946
That's some fowl playWhy ducks why
Quote from: NPR on November 02, 2011, 09:16:05 PM
That's some fowl play
Why ducks why
you should see a ducks vagina
[spoiler](http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/upload/2009/12/ballistic_penises_and_corkscrew_vaginas_-_the_sexual_battles/Duck_genitals_tubes.jpg)[/spoiler]
http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/ballistic_penises_and_corkscrew_vaginas_-_the_sexual_battles.php
if anyone is actually interested. it is quite interesting
Quote from: Socks on November 02, 2011, 09:14:07 PM
I can vouch for this being a waiter and in a position to know everything there is to know about wineries and fine restaurant. On many occasions I have struggled with a cork--stuck in there--pardoned myself from the table, rushed to the back room, curse something under my breath, then grabbed a mother fucking duck and seized its penis.
I hope to dear god (if this is true) that you at least told your customers that you opened their bottle of wine with a duck dick.
Quote from: Hippopo on November 02, 2011, 09:19:46 PM
I hope to dear god (if this is true) that you at least told your customers that you opened their bottle of wine with a duck dick.
Never, under any circumstance. It is forbidden by the duck dick rules of conduct. What happens between bros, stays between bros.
Quote from: Socks on November 02, 2011, 09:24:50 PM
Never, under any circumstance. It is forbidden by the duck dick rules of conduct. What happens between bros, stays between bros.
Duck dick rules of conduct are very serious too. You can go to jail for life if you don't follow them.
Also it's just a duck dick, nothing they need to know about
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwXVDi496E[/youtube]
Quote from: Tectrika on November 02, 2011, 09:27:56 PM
[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwXVDi496E[/youtube][/spoiler]
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Quote from: NPR on November 02, 2011, 09:31:12 PM
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNEXzY5zzm0[/youtube]
only three people have posted their favorite things ever, and they were all boring. the rest of you are just talking about ducks.
i'm more partial to cranes myself
and my favourite band ever would have to be cocteau twins lol
Quote from: vziard on November 02, 2011, 09:44:05 PM
only three people have posted their favorite things ever, and they were all boring. the rest of you are just talking about ducks.
Bullshit I posted a video (not a favorite thing though) and talked about drakes.
My real favorite thing is that smell you get on the beach next to a pine forest. I would pay money for that smell.
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 02, 2011, 09:46:12 PM
Bullshit I posted a video (not a favorite thing though) and talked about drakes.
My real favorite thing is that smell you get on the beach next to a pine forest. I would pay money for that smell.
i prefer my beaches no where near my forests.
also, i like when you go to do something, something you were dreading, something you were psyching yourself up for all day, and then you find out someone else did it.
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 02, 2011, 09:42:56 PM
[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNEXzY5zzm0[/youtube][/spoiler]
this is my favorite thing ever
Quote from: vziard on November 02, 2011, 09:44:05 PM
only three people have posted their favorite things ever, and they were all boring. the rest of you are just talking about ducks.
cus ducks r awesmoe
Quote from: Sakamoto on November 02, 2011, 09:50:57 PM
this is my favorite thing ever
Have you seen any of these before?
I can't get over them.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtSgWZbL_kE[/youtube]
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 02, 2011, 09:46:12 PM
Bullshit I posted a video (not a favorite thing though) and talked about drakes.
My real favorite thing is that smell you get on the beach next to a pine forest. I would pay money for that smell.
Quote from: N o t S i d on November 02, 2011, 09:47:49 PM
i prefer my beaches no where near my forests.
also, i like when you go to do something, something you were dreading, something you were psyching yourself up for all day, and then you find out someone else did it.
that's what I'm talking about, these are excellent. I'd probably pay money for that smell too, especially if it's a slate beach.
n o t s i d what kind of thing do you mean I'm struggling to grasp a good example, like psyching yourself up for the awesome sandwich you're going to make and then someone already ate all the pastrami, or like a big project you design and later discover is the most overdone thing ever (also like making a sandwich I guess)?
Quote from: vziard on November 02, 2011, 09:44:05 PM
only three people have posted their favorite things ever, and they were all boring. the rest of you are just talking about ducks.
i asked a very specific question regarding your sister, the Mallard, and you refused to answer. no, even worse, you refused to acknowledge it! and now you want my favorite things ever? huh.
Why is everyone saying "Bim" now?
Quote from: Socks on November 02, 2011, 09:59:18 PM
i asked a very specific question regarding your sister, the Mallard, and you refused to answer. no, even worse, you refused to acknowledge it! Bim! and now you want my favorite things ever? huh.
Maybe it's something personal
Socks.
Quote from: Socks on November 02, 2011, 09:59:18 PM
i asked a very specific question regarding your sister, the Mallard, and you refused to answer. no, even worse, you refused to acknowledge it! Bim! Bim! Bim! and now you want my favorite things ever? huh.
Ducks aren't my favorite thing ever, and my only sister's name is Selena. There. Wish you hadn't asked, huh?
Quote from: Geno on November 02, 2011, 10:00:16 PM
Why is everyone saying "Bim" now?
Quote from: vziard on November 02, 2011, 10:01:21 PM
Ducks aren't my favorite thing ever, and my only sister's name is Selena. There. Wish you hadn't asked, huh?
This thread kind of lost its magic.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fjYGr9NaNE&feature=related[/youtube]
Quote from: vziard on November 02, 2011, 10:01:21 PM
Ducks aren't my favorite thing ever, and my only sister's name is Selena. There. Wish you hadn't asked, huh?
then you lied to me and you lied to your sister, you lied to everyone here and now should apologize to Selena. what kind of fools do you think we are, mister? ones that dance with their fingers out of a zipper?
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 02, 2011, 09:53:38 PM
Have you seen any of these before?
I can't get over them.
yes yes and i showed them to other boyagers they're phenomenal
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 02, 2011, 10:02:33 PM
This thread kind of lost its magic.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fjYGr9NaNE&feature=related[/youtube]
These are some of the most fucking things I've ever seen, I love them also
Quote from: Socks on November 02, 2011, 10:04:40 PM
then you lied to me and you lied to your sister, you lied to everyone here and now should apologize to Selena. what kind of fools do you think we are, mister? ones that dance with their fingers out of a zipper?
off topic
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 02, 2011, 09:42:56 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNEXzY5zzm0[/youtube]
I made it about 10 seconds into that video before running away in fear.
Quote from: vziard on November 02, 2011, 09:44:05 PM
only three people have posted their favorite things ever, and they were all boring. the rest of you are just talking about ducks.
One man's trash... girl;
those videos are clearly too outlandish to have any sort of real lasting effect. the most unsettling things are the sublime, not extravagant.
Quote from: NPR on November 02, 2011, 10:07:39 PM
I made it about 10 seconds into that video before running away in fear.One man's trash... girl;
Watch this one.
Man, these are really fantastic.
[youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrzVGmYQRWQ[/youtube]
Quote from: vziard on November 02, 2011, 09:54:20 PM
that's what I'm talking about, these are excellent. I'd probably pay money for that smell too, especially if it's a slate beach.
n o t s i d what kind of thing do you mean I'm struggling to grasp a good example, like psyching yourself up for the awesome sandwich you're going to make and then someone already ate all the pastrami, or like a big project you design and later discover is the most overdone thing ever (also like making a sandwich I guess)?
I don't think those are good scenarios as they are not favorite thing compliant.
I was thinking of maybe like a huge project at work, in my case putting up the white goods truck that comes in on Thursdays. I typically come in at four p.m., and will walk into a room full of refridgerators, washing machines, 60 inch televisions, whatever.
I have to mentally prepare myself, as these things are not light, and it's the most intense part of my job.
But there are days where I will do all this mental preparation, and when I walk through the swinging doors, I will find an empty warehouse. The feeling that occurs in this scenario, this is one of my favorite things.
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 02, 2011, 10:10:38 PM
Watch this one.
Man, these are really fantastic.
[spoiler][youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrzVGmYQRWQ[/youtube][/spoiler]
I don't think I can ever do drugs again if I watch a full one of these. I would probably throw myself off a balcony if I saw these in my head
Quote from: N o t S i d on November 02, 2011, 10:11:10 PM
I don't think those are good scenarios as they are not favorite thing compliant.
I was thinking of maybe like a huge project at work, in my case putting up the white goods truck that comes in on Thursdays. I typically come in at four p.m., and will walk into a room full of refridgerators, washing machines, 60 inch televisions, whatever.
I have to mentally prepare myself, as these things are not light, and it's the most intense part of my job.
But there are days where I will do all this mental preparation, and when I walk through the swinging doors, I will find an empty warehouse. The feeling that occurs in this scenario, this is one of my favorite things.
I understand, that truly is one of the best things. Another is when you download an album that ends up being, your most favorite thing ever. Simple, but so fav orite
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 02, 2011, 10:10:38 PM
Watch this one.
Man, these are really fantastic.
[youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrzVGmYQRWQ[/youtube]
god wtflol some people are straight fucking insane
idk kittens
[spoiler](https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/308560_10150380756383826_683333825_8274551_383049233_n.jpg)[/spoiler]
weed is also probably one of my favorite THINGS. (I guess kittens aren't exactly things) I dunno the Wonderful World of Psychedelics.
turkey is my favorite thing ever
besides beer
[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwLxEsVDQC0[/youtube][/spoiler] tHis song and cats
i like my cat
i like my bed
i like days off
i like to bake
i like the color peach
i like kisses on the cheek
i like snowy
i like candies
i like my 3 big blankets
i like fire
i like How It's Made
i love my toy
i like halo
i like Swimming With Dolphins(the band)
i like drawing
i like to ride my longboard
i like to look at boobies
i like to cuddle
i like aquariums
Raindrops on roses
Whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles
Warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
Cream colored ponies
Crisp apple streudels
Doorbells
Sleigh bells
Schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
Quote from: NPR on November 03, 2011, 01:25:50 PM
Raindrops on roses
Whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles
Warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
Cream colored ponies
Crisp apple streudels
Doorbells
Sleigh bells
Schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of Hobbes favorite things n_n
[spoiler](http://i39.tinypic.com/207s0g2.jpg)[/spoiler]
;-;
Quote from: steal on November 03, 2011, 01:45:12 PM
< corgis :|
CORGIS ARE SEMI-DOGS, TOO SMALL FOR REAL CONSIDERATION
Quote from: Dovydas on November 03, 2011, 01:46:55 PM
CORGIS ARE SEMI-DOGS, TOO SMALL FOR REAL CONCEDERATION
no flaming thanks.
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 03, 2011, 08:04:11 AM
idk kittens
[spoiler](https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/308560_10150380756383826_683333825_8274551_383049233_n.jpg)[/spoiler]
weed is also probably one of my favorite THINGS. (I guess kittens aren't exactly things) I dunno the Wonderful World of Psychedelics.
Quote from: steal on November 03, 2011, 12:53:18 PM
a daw dawww. i love kittens. giggle;
also
corgis
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/261944_1634724567080_1805685378_1012245_4510481_n.jpg)
lubdoods;
Quote from: NPR on November 03, 2011, 01:25:50 PM
Raindrops on roses
Whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles
Warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
Cream colored ponies
Crisp apple streudels
Doorbells
Sleigh bells
Schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
lol wow
Quote from: Kaz on November 03, 2011, 05:24:25 PM
lol wow
You've seen the Sound of Music, right? girl;
Boobs are my favorite things ever
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 03, 2011, 08:04:11 AM
idk kittens
[spoiler](https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/308560_10150380756383826_683333825_8274551_383049233_n.jpg)[/spoiler]
weed is also probably one of my favorite THINGS. (I guess kittens aren't exactly things) I dunno the Wonderful World of Psychedelics.
(http://www.anime-planet.com/images/characters/edward_196.jpg)
this is so cute
Quote from: NPR on November 03, 2011, 06:10:46 PM
You've seen the Sound of Music, right? girl;
well yeah of course, i just found it funny that you posted such a reference
Not having a fucking care in the world, except for why what is here exists. These moments are the best, they instantly fill you up, and then you realize this what the next level looks like. And I really like kissing, hours at a time--it's just as good at the end as it was in the beginning.
Quote from: Snowy on November 04, 2011, 10:07:11 AM
kittens and corgis
Hmmm copy cat or kiss ass confuseddood;
(Seemingly) Insightful drunken conversations with friends
Brisk fall days
Cannabis
My parent's house during the summer
My family
Bicycling shirtless in warm weather
Snowboard
EDIT:
How could I forget:
Playing Melee for hours on end with my friend Danny, joking about how ridiculous our metagame is. So sad he's leaving for China next quarter :(
(http://www.decadentlifestyle.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/yolandi-visser.jpg)
dat herb n_n
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 04, 2011, 01:40:23 PM
(http://www.decadentlifestyle.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/yolandi-visser.jpg)
lol yes.
i thought they died...
your favourite thing is horrendous haircuts? huhdoodame;
Quote from: Dovydas on November 04, 2011, 01:42:41 PM
your favourite thing is horrendous haircuts? huhdoodame;
WOW JUDGMENTAL! baddood;
also mongler might have meant die antwoord lol
Quote from: Hippopo on November 04, 2011, 01:44:23 PM
WOW [spoiler=GOD AWFUL SPELLING INSIDE]JUDGMENTAL[/spoiler]! baddood;
DO NOT SPEW THAT GARBAGE AT ME.
juh-duh-guh-mental
Quote from: Dovydas on November 04, 2011, 01:47:04 PM
DO NOT SPEW THAT GARBAGE AT ME.
baddood;
How do you spell judgmental, David?
those judges were Mental they sent met o prison im a chav
Quote from: Hippopo on November 04, 2011, 01:50:39 PM
baddood;
How do you spell [notaword (https://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/ugly.gif)], David?
Judgemental, like it should be. (https://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/squintsquid1n.png)
djudjmental
^^ now i want to be in a djent band that would be called that
Quote from: silvertone on November 04, 2011, 01:51:44 PM
those judges were Mental they sent met o prison im a chav
lol chavs
[spoiler](http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/119545-hoodie.jpg)[/spoiler]
Quote from: Dovydas on November 04, 2011, 01:52:27 PM
Judgemental, like it should be. (https://boyah.net/forums/Smileys/default/squintsquid1n.png)
HOLY SHIT! The first example is about
you, David!!
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/judgmental
Quote from: Nurse Hensa on November 04, 2011, 01:56:03 PM
lol chavs
[spoiler](http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/119545-hoodie.jpg)[/spoiler]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOXpdu2O8z4[/youtube]
[spoiler]it is neds but p much the same thing[/spoiler]
Quote from: Hippopo on November 04, 2011, 01:57:21 PM
HOLY SHIT! The first example is about you, David!!
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/judgmental
>david
>not being djudjmental about himself
lol nice try hippo girl;
i didnt understand a fooking word but im pretty sure thats english
i understand nearly the whole thing that is Scotland For Yoo. giggle;
Quote from: Thyme on November 04, 2011, 01:59:39 PM
>david
>not being djudjmental about himself
lol nice try hippo girl;
lol seriously
the answer is i like all those things
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/gallery/x-all-the-things/x-all-the-things-template.jpg)
Quote from: Thyme on November 04, 2011, 01:59:39 PM
>david
>not being djudjmental about himself
lol nice try hippo girl;
I know, but I didn't have a lot to work with. n_u