I think I own but a single pair of pants without a giant crotch hole :(
lose some pounds
Move on from dryhumping
it is due to barbed wire mostly. also chimneying
I can't remember the last time i got a rip in my pants but then again you do a lot of climbing and shit
if I had one wish, I would wish for there never to be that time when shoes wear a hole near the bottom hem of pant legs which eventually destroys the hem and fucks up the leg. it is the beginning of the end for all pants
Quote from: vziard on October 27, 2011, 05:07:37 PM
if I had one wish, I would wish for there never to be that time when shoes wear a hole near the bottom hem of pant legs which eventually destroys the hem and fucks up the leg. it is the beginning of the end for all pants
I dislike this as well but I am kind of okay with it except for in the winter.
also I need new shoes. I fucking love tigers but they wear out SO FAST
Quote from: Snowy on October 27, 2011, 05:18:12 PM
what is chimneying
Also I only have had 2 pairs do that to me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_climbing_techniques#Chimneying
QuoteClimbing between opposing rock faces, with the back and hands against one face, and the feet against the other face, or alternating between both.
(http://www.dyo.org.uk/galleries/Coase/Chimneying.jpg)
Photos of failed shoes & pants:
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I understand now. It's a high-sulfur coal syndrome. When you get dust on your clothes, you sweat battery acid.
Quote from: Snowy on October 27, 2011, 05:25:22 PM
dude if you're ever in the area, we have to go exploring.
Yeah but we would go to really philly okay?
Quote from: Snowy on October 27, 2011, 05:37:15 PM
As much as I don't want to get shot, I'd be in.
But my mom would say no. :(
tell your mom that she should stop trying to turn you into a fucking stupid suburbanite, slap her, then apologize but gtfo that fucking suburb anyways.
Quote from: Snowy on October 27, 2011, 05:41:22 PM
But if you're interested, I know where some offices are that aren't occupied. yes;
I'm not going to have sex with you.
Quote from: Snowy on October 27, 2011, 05:47:26 PM
Damn
Well there are rent-a-cops there
They're fun to bother.
Offices are kinda lame. I'm pretty sure I could cook something up in Philly if you gave me a day or two to do the research.
Security is fun to screw with sometimes. If they have dogs not so much. Dogs'll fuck you up big time. Also some PDs don't fuck around-- they just fuck you up too.
Quote from: Molotov Emir 1986 on October 27, 2011, 05:46:17 PM
I'm not going to have sex with you.
once I was stenciling something in a women's bathroom and mickey followed me in, locked the door, and stood there awkwardly
true story
[spoiler]it was creepy as fuck[/spoiler]
Quote from: vziard on October 27, 2011, 05:53:50 PM
once I was stenciling something in a women's bathroom and mickey followed me in, locked the door, and stood there awkwardly
true story
[spoiler]it was creepy as fuck[/spoiler]
lol what happened next?
Epic Fail Pants
Quote from: Molotov Emir 1986 on October 27, 2011, 05:55:58 PM
lol what happened next?
I sprayed the stencil, was like "um" and drove home
Quote from: vziard on October 27, 2011, 06:29:12 PM
I sprayed the stencil, was like "um" and drove home
do you remember the time in junior high that I touched his penis?
Quote from: Molotov Emir 1986 on October 27, 2011, 06:29:51 PM
do you remember the time in junior high that I touched his penis?
no but I'm sure he enjoyed it
Quote from: vziard on October 27, 2011, 06:31:12 PM
no but I'm sure he enjoyed it
it was the same night I wore his cousin's bikini
also the same night he put jizz in my ear
Snowy I give you about a 5 minute lifespan in the black heart of Philly.