all of my pants are failing

[applesauce]

I think I own but a single pair of pants without a giant crotch hole 

[PLEASEHELP1991]

lose some pounds

[YPrrrr]

Move on from dryhumping

[applesauce]

it is due to barbed wire mostly. also chimneying

[Hiro]

I can't remember the last time i got a rip in my pants but then again you do a lot of climbing and shit

[snoorkel]

if I had one wish, I would wish for there never to be that time when shoes wear a hole near the bottom hem of pant legs which eventually destroys the hem and fucks up the leg. it is the beginning of the end for all pants

[applesauce]

if I had one wish, I would wish for there never to be that time when shoes wear a hole near the bottom hem of pant legs which eventually destroys the hem and fucks up the leg. it is the beginning of the end for all pants

I dislike this as well but I am kind of okay with it except for in the winter.

also I need new shoes. I fucking love tigers but they wear out SO FAST

[applesauce]

what is chimneying

Also I only have had 2 pairs do that to me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_climbing_techniques#Chimneying

Climbing between opposing rock faces, with the back and hands against one face, and the feet against the other face, or alternating between both.

[applesauce]

Photos of failed shoes & pants:

[Clara Listensprechen]

I understand now. It's a high-sulfur coal syndrome. When you get dust on your clothes, you sweat battery acid.

[applesauce]

dude if you're ever in the area, we have to go exploring.

Yeah but we would go to really philly okay?

[applesauce]

As much as I don't want to get shot, I'd be in.

But my mom would say no.

tell your mom that she should stop trying to turn you into a fucking stupid suburbanite, slap her, then apologize but gtfo that fucking suburb anyways.

[applesauce]

But if you're interested, I know where some offices are that aren't occupied.

I'm not going to have sex with you.

[applesauce]

Damn

Well there are rent-a-cops there

They're fun to bother.

Offices are kinda lame. I'm pretty sure I could cook something up in Philly if you gave me a day or two to do the research.

Security is fun to screw with sometimes. If they have dogs not so much. Dogs'll fuck you up big time. Also some PDs don't fuck around-- they just fuck you up too.

[snoorkel]

I'm not going to have sex with you.

once I was stenciling something in a women's bathroom and mickey followed me in, locked the door, and stood there awkwardly

true story

[spoiler]it was creepy as fuck[/spoiler]