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Title: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 03, 2011, 09:37:12 PM
(http://i51.tinypic.com/2v1b4p1.jpg)

[spoiler]mine is worth $10 giggle;[/spoiler]

Value per member from highest to lowest:

Snorkel: $49.50
NotSid: $48.50
Echo: $41.50
Kaz: $40.50
Popsicle: $25.00
Hiro: $23.50
Skylark: 23.50
Felt: $18.50
Tec: $10.00
Blauki: $0.00

goowan
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Andria on October 03, 2011, 09:39:35 PM
41.50

apparently I can't add either girl;

added 12 cause I missed two I had done
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 03, 2011, 09:41:01 PM
48.50
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Hiro on October 03, 2011, 09:41:53 PM
$23.50
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: bluaki on October 03, 2011, 09:42:27 PM
$0.00 :(
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 03, 2011, 09:43:00 PM
oh god i'm a whore
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 03, 2011, 09:44:30 PM
"Lied to a teacher"

I lost count.
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Andria on October 03, 2011, 09:45:13 PM
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 09:44:30 PM
"Lied to a teacher"

I lost count.

I figured that each thing just counted once

otherwise my ass would be worth thousands on that alone  n_u
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 03, 2011, 09:45:31 PM
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 09:44:30 PM
"Lied to a teacher"

I lost count.


don't worry, everything only counts once no matter how many times you've done it girl;
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 03, 2011, 09:46:07 PM
oh

$18
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Hiro on October 03, 2011, 09:47:22 PM
$5097.50 wariodood; wariodood;
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Samus Aran on October 03, 2011, 09:48:46 PM
$40.50
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 03, 2011, 09:48:53 PM
Quote from: Hiro on October 03, 2011, 09:47:22 PM
$5097.50 wariodood; wariodood;
uh that's a negative bro
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Samus Aran on October 03, 2011, 09:49:31 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 03, 2011, 09:48:46 PM
$40.50


also, i really hope someone scores higher than this lol
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: piano moths on October 03, 2011, 09:52:10 PM
23.5
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Samus Aran on October 03, 2011, 09:52:54 PM
oh wait notsid already scored higher than me

whew
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: snoorkel on October 03, 2011, 09:55:04 PM
49.50

applesauce once drowned baby moles in a bucket
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Andria on October 03, 2011, 09:55:26 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 03, 2011, 09:52:54 PM
oh wait notsid already scored higher than me

whew

I beat you by a dollar, cause I forgot two things
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 03, 2011, 09:56:36 PM
Quote from: vziard on October 03, 2011, 09:55:04 PM
49.50

applesauce once drowned baby moles in a bucket
oh god

and they have horrible eyesight

oh god
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Samus Aran on October 03, 2011, 09:57:33 PM
quick question

.......does it have to be designed for sex play to be a sex toy 5thgrade;
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 03, 2011, 09:58:22 PM
any device meant to enhance the experience is considered oh god kaz lol >.<
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Andria on October 03, 2011, 09:58:52 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 03, 2011, 09:57:33 PM
quick question

.......does it have to be designed for sex play to be a sex toy 5thgrade;

I think you could say it doesn't, i mean if you are using it for sex and it isn't it's main purpose it is still a sex toy for the time being

does sniffing one while drunk count? sillydood;
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on October 03, 2011, 10:00:04 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 03, 2011, 09:57:33 PM
quick question

.......does it have to be designed for sex play to be a sex toy 5thgrade;

I suppose sounding with a novelty magick wand would make it a sex toy.
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Samus Aran on October 03, 2011, 10:00:23 PM
well then i guess mine is actually $48.50
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 03, 2011, 10:00:55 PM
oh, do you mean some arbitrary object you picked up and used that wasn't necessarily designed for that purpose befuddlement

eh, i don't think that counts n_u
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on October 03, 2011, 10:01:33 PM
$18.50  :(
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Samus Aran on October 03, 2011, 10:01:47 PM
quick question #2

what if said friend in a picture is fap material but she wasn't always just a friend 5thgrade;


Quote from: Tectrika on October 03, 2011, 10:00:55 PM
oh, do you mean some arbitrary object you picked up and used that wasn't necessarily designed for that purpose befuddlement

eh, i don't think that counts n_u


yeah that's what i meant lol
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 03, 2011, 10:03:48 PM
OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED

What if you find a picture of what you're pretty sure is a female friend of yours engaging in homoerotic activity but you're not 100% and you fapped to it anyway.
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: bluaki on October 03, 2011, 10:05:34 PM
Why am I the only worthless person here? :(

Quote from: Reisen on October 03, 2011, 10:01:47 PM
what if said friend in a picture is fap material but she wasn't always just a friend 5thgrade;
No, I don't think an ex-girlfriend counts the same as somebody who has always just been a regular friend
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Samus Aran on October 03, 2011, 10:06:40 PM
actually i just remembered that i fapped to another girl that was a friend anyway LOL

like when i was 13

OH BRITNEY
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 03, 2011, 10:06:45 PM
Quote from: Nano on October 03, 2011, 10:05:34 PM
Why am I the only worthless person here? :(
If it makes you feel better I'm lacking a certain 50 cents. :(
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 03, 2011, 10:07:30 PM
yeah i don't think i'd count exes either

Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 10:03:48 PM
OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED

What if you find a picture of what you're pretty sure is a female friend of yours engaging in homoerotic activity but you're not 100% and you fapped to it anyway.


THIS COUNTS
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Andria on October 03, 2011, 10:08:08 PM
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 10:03:48 PM
OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED

What if you find a picture of what you're pretty sure is a female friend of yours engaging in homoerotic activity but you're not 100% and you fapped to it anyway.

go with 3.50 for that? I mean you think it is her but you're not positive but while fapping you're thinking it is her so it should count for something
Quote from: Nano on October 03, 2011, 10:05:34 PM
Why am I the only worthless person here? :(

You just have a non-tainted ass while the rest of us are bad slutty people sillydood;
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 03, 2011, 10:08:33 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on October 03, 2011, 10:07:30 PM
THIS COUNTS

$25

To be fair the picture was really fucking hot.
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 03, 2011, 10:18:50 PM
front page updated bassir;
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: applesauce on October 03, 2011, 11:00:23 PM
$49.5
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: applesauce on October 03, 2011, 11:02:25 PM
Quote from: Nano on October 03, 2011, 09:42:27 PM
$0.00 :(


what how is someone 18 (or 19?) and not done /any/ of those?
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: applesauce on October 03, 2011, 11:04:11 PM
WAIT ACTUALLY I'M NOT SURE IF MINE IS RIGHT!!!!

DOES "CHEATED ON A TEXT" MEAN CHEATED ON SOMEONE VIA TEXT MESSAGE, OR IS IT SUPPOSED TO SAY "CHEATED ON A TEST"? I READ IT AS "CHEATED ON A TEST". IF THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN, THAN ONLY $46.5!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 03, 2011, 11:04:35 PM
i took it to mean "cheated on a test"
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: snoorkel on October 03, 2011, 11:06:24 PM
Quote from: Molotov Emir 1986 on October 03, 2011, 11:00:23 PM
$49.5


you fucked an anmial didn't you

Quote from: Molotov Emir 1986 on October 03, 2011, 11:02:25 PM
what how is someone 18 (or 19?) and not done /any/ of those?


srs


Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 11:04:35 PM
i took it to mean "cheated on a test"


I thought it meant literally cheated with a text. Then I am $52.50  wariodood;
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 03, 2011, 11:06:49 PM
what the fuck would "cheated on a text" even mean
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: applesauce on October 03, 2011, 11:07:53 PM
Quote from: Mio on October 03, 2011, 09:58:52 PM
I think you could say it doesn't, i mean if you are using it for sex and it isn't it's main purpose it is still a sex toy for the time being




Hm, well I guess if you count this then I suppose you should probably add that to mine. So I guess I could be $46.5, $49.5, $54.5, or $57.5 depending on those two variables,
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: applesauce on October 03, 2011, 11:09:12 PM
Quote from: vziard on October 03, 2011, 11:06:24 PM
you fucked an anmial didn't you





ha no.
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: applesauce on October 03, 2011, 11:11:11 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 03, 2011, 10:01:47 PM
quick question #2

what if said friend in a picture is fap material but she wasn't always just a friend 5thgrade;


yeah that's what i meant lol


Oh okay, so I guess my real value is $49.50
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: bluaki on October 03, 2011, 11:13:54 PM
Quote from: Molotov Emir 1986 on October 03, 2011, 11:02:25 PM
what how is someone 18 (or 19?) and not done /any/ of those?
I'm 18.
Which of those do you expect me to have done? confuseddood;

I have no social experience and no relationship experience which also removes the cheating, kissing, sex, phone sex, and webcam sex options. Other likely socially-linked items include drugs, alcohol, tobacco, and having a friend to masturbate to. Perhaps driving too.
I never have trouble with tests so I've never tried cheating
and I've never even thrown puppies in a river
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 03, 2011, 11:14:51 PM
go pee in a pool
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: applesauce on October 03, 2011, 11:16:35 PM
Quote from: Nano on October 03, 2011, 11:13:54 PM
I'm 18.
Which of those do you expect me to have done? confuseddood;

I have no social experience and no relationship experience which also removes the cheating, kissing, sex, phone sex, and webcam sex options. Other likely socially-linked items include drugs, alcohol, tobacco, and having a friend to masturbate to. Perhaps driving too.
I never have trouble with tests so I've never tried cheating
and I've never even thrown puppies in a river


Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 11:14:51 PM
go pee in a pool


Srsly.

Also, never slept naked? You are missing out. And who DOESN'T masturbate to their friends? I guess maybe someone with no friends of the gender they are attracted to but that is  :(.
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 03, 2011, 11:18:07 PM
I feel really weird masturbating to my friends. Even in masturbation mode, I'm like "no that's a bad idea." I've never done it intentionally and knowingly.

But I mean, that picture I found, RUB IT
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: applesauce on October 03, 2011, 11:20:27 PM
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 11:18:07 PM
I feel really weird masturbating to my friends. Even in masturbation mode, I'm like "no that's a bad idea." I've never done it intentionally and knowingly.

But I mean, that picture I found, RUB IT


lol why
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 03, 2011, 11:22:01 PM
Really? You can't see why that might be a weird thing for someone?
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: applesauce on October 03, 2011, 11:23:16 PM
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 11:22:01 PM
Really? You can't see why that might be a weird thing for someone?



Uhhh no. I'm attracted to probably the majority of my female friends.
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 03, 2011, 11:24:50 PM
Well yeah I'm attracted to them. That's not what makes it weird. doodhuh;
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: applesauce on October 03, 2011, 11:25:57 PM
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 11:24:50 PM
Well yeah I'm attracted to them. That's not what makes it weird. doodhuh;



Some mild sexual tension isn't a bad thing, IMO.
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 03, 2011, 11:26:36 PM
Again, not it.

damn applesauce
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: snoorkel on October 03, 2011, 11:37:00 PM
"snorted cocaine during a final" should be one  wariodood;
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: applesauce on October 03, 2011, 11:49:49 PM
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 11:26:36 PM
Again, not it.

damn applesauce


well then explain yourself!
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Andria on October 04, 2011, 07:43:47 AM
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 11:18:07 PM
I feel really weird masturbating to my friends. Even in masturbation mode, I'm like "no that's a bad idea." I've never done it intentionally and knowingly.

But I mean, that picture I found, RUB IT

I do too unless photos were expressly for that purpose.

Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: ME## on October 04, 2011, 07:50:22 AM
$24. 5thgrade;
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Thyme on October 04, 2011, 07:58:56 AM
$5.50 n_n

[spoiler]$7.50 if you count peeing in a lake goowan[/spoiler]
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: silvertone on October 04, 2011, 01:42:44 PM
21$
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Classic on October 04, 2011, 01:46:30 PM
$64.50


I'm a horrible person.
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: applesauce on October 04, 2011, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Cosmo McKinley on October 04, 2011, 01:46:30 PM
$64.50


I'm a horrible person.


No, you're just not as lame as everyone else here.
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Walter on October 04, 2011, 03:22:05 PM
1 + 1.5 + 3 + 6 + 5 + 4 + 2 + 7 + 8 + 3 + 7 = $47.5

50.5 if I count cheating on a test in middle school
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Travis on October 04, 2011, 03:31:35 PM
34.50
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: YPrrrr on October 04, 2011, 03:53:48 PM
40.50, I am a bad man
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: Andria on October 04, 2011, 03:55:09 PM
Quote from: Yip Yipper on October 04, 2011, 03:53:48 PM
40.50, I am a bad man

Not as bad as me badass
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: ME## on October 04, 2011, 04:11:18 PM
you're all bad :|
Title: Re: how much is yo ass worth
Post by: YPrrrr on October 04, 2011, 07:31:28 PM
Quote from: Mio on October 04, 2011, 03:55:09 PM
Not as bad as me badass
I would have been worse if I had only pissed in the pool as a kid cry;