I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU
SOME ASSHOLE WANTED ME TO FIT A GODDAMN 51" PLASMA TELEVISION INTO HIS JETTA
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE
IF YOU BUY A HUGE TV, BRING A HUGE CAR YOU FUCKING MORON.
So... did it fit?
some assembly required for Sedan owners
Quote from: Hippopo on September 29, 2011, 07:32:44 PM
So... did it fit?
NO
I KNEW IT WOULDN'T
I TOLD THE GUY IT WOULDN'T
HE SAID "CAN WE TRY ANYWAY"
I THOUGHT "FUCK YOU"
TRIED ANYWAY.
guy says "FUCK IT DOESN'T FIT"
then he smacks himself in the face cause he pulled too hard on the tv and lost his grip
laughs were had
Or pay for fucking delivery/white-glove service.
I'd probably still bring my lil' chevy cobalt and make you try too. doodella;
What if they show up first and then buy a tv?
Quote from: Snowy the Majestic Møøse on September 29, 2011, 08:32:41 PM
Tell me where you work so I can show up with a smart car and buy the biggest TV you have.
Nigga i work at best buy
Quote from: Banned on September 29, 2011, 08:17:42 PM
What if they show up first and then buy a tv?
um they all show up with a small car first?
Was it a 3DTV, LOL?
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 29, 2011, 08:33:42 PM
Nigga i work at best buy
um they all show up with a small car first?
You know, go to the store to buy something else, one of the pushy salesman tells you about how great this tv is and then you end up buying it.
Quote from: Banned on September 29, 2011, 08:52:35 PM
You know, go to the store to buy something else, one of the pushy salesman tells you about how great this tv is and then you end up buying it.
I've always been amazed that some people actually buy things this way
Quote from: vziard on September 29, 2011, 08:55:33 PM
I've always been amazed that some people actually buy things this way
that's how the directv lady gets all her customers
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 29, 2011, 08:57:32 PM
that's how the directv lady gets all her customers
lol. it's just interesting that people can be so easily tricked, like as if they're not just going to the store to buy a specific thing, suddenly it turns into all the 'possibilities' and for some reason of all people they trust the people working there who make commissions from selling things
Quote from: vziard on September 29, 2011, 09:01:47 PM
lol. it's just interesting that people can be so easily tricked, like as if they're not just going to the store to buy a specific thing, suddenly it turns into all the 'possibilities' and for some reason of all people they trust the people working there who make commissions from selling things
A lot of times customers aren't there to buy specific things. Most people go into a store with an intent to buy, but very few go in with specifics in mind. For example, someone might go into Sears to get a refrigerator. Odds are they don't have a specific model in mind. It's up to a good sales person to find out what they want, manipulate them, and get them to buy something expensive.
It's what I do all of the time, and I love it. It's like a game... of power.
Quote from: Hippopo on September 29, 2011, 09:10:45 PM
A lot of times customers aren't there to buy specific things. Most people go into a store with an intent to buy, but very few go in with specifics in mind. For example, someone might go into Sears to get a refrigerator. Odds are they don't have a specific model in mind. It's up to a good sales person to find out what they want, manipulate them, and get them to buy something expensive.
It's what I do all of the time, and I love it. It's like a game... of power.
what the hell you're a flower salesman. how expensive can your flowers be
I don't sell food this way. I tell people if something is unreasonably priced or unimpressive, and they order, I just present it. It's why people treat me with respect, or astonishment, because I speak to them honestly. And I'm a pretty intelligent man, so manipulation comes naturally, but really it's not worth the stress. Whatever, I may not have the highest check, but my experience was much better. That means more than money.
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 29, 2011, 09:12:07 PM
what the hell you're a flower salesman. how expensive can your flowers be
Wut? Flowers are surprisingly expensive.
Minimum is $35, but I usually get a sale of at least $50 unless they specify a limit first. The most expensive I sold for a single arrangement is $250. But I've had sales go upwards to $1000 for larger events.
Quote from: Hippopo on September 29, 2011, 09:10:45 PM
A lot of times customers aren't there to buy specific things. Most people go into a store with an intent to buy, but very few go in with specifics in mind. For example, someone might go into Sears to get a refrigerator. Odds are they don't have a specific model in mind. It's up to a good sales person to find out what they want, manipulate them, and get them to buy something expensive.
It's what I do all of the time, and I love it. It's like a game... of power.
well yeah, salesmen are fine when someone doesn't know which model of washing machine or macbook they really need and are willing to play that game, but I mean those frequent situations where people get upsold on extra accessories/policies/add-ons/etc that they don't need at all, because of how 'nice' it seems (hey why not it's not much extra, only a fraction of the cost additional per month...) and their lack of scrutiny in the moment
Quote from: vziard on September 29, 2011, 09:17:19 PM
well yeah, salesmen are fine when someone doesn't know which model of washing machine or macbook they really need and are willing to play that game, but I mean those frequent situations where people get upsold on extra accessories/policies/add-ons/etc that they don't need at all
Yeah the accessories aren't something I push. I always give them the option, which I think is fair. Sometimes a person really wants the accessory or addition and are thankful I mentioned it. But if they don't want it, I lay off.
Quote from: vziard on September 29, 2011, 09:17:19 PM
well yeah, salesmen are fine when someone doesn't know which model of washing machine or macbook they really need and are willing to play that game, but I mean those frequent situations where people get upsold on extra accessories/policies/add-ons/etc that they don't need at all
Sometimes if money isn't an issue, and I see that they are a good person, I go ahead and spend a little extra because It feels good to do a good deed. And I am not being duped. Merely sharing mutual affection, earned in treatment most polite, simply expressed through the transaction, but born within the human sense.
Quote from: Hippopo on September 29, 2011, 09:10:45 PM
A lot of times customers aren't there to buy specific things. Most people go into a store with an intent to buy, but very few go in with specifics in mind. For example, someone might go into Sears to get a refrigerator. Odds are they don't have a specific model in mind. It's up to a good sales person to find out what they want, manipulate them, and get them to buy something expensive.
It's what I do all of the time, and I love it. It's like a game... of power.
I love salesmen like you. I let them think they have me hooked and then I get discounts because I can't afford it. girl;
Quote from: Hippopo on September 29, 2011, 09:10:45 PM
A lot of times customers aren't there to buy specific things. Most people go into a store with an intent to buy, but very few go in with specifics in mind. For example, someone might go into Sears to get a refrigerator. Odds are they don't have a specific model in mind. It's up to a good sales person to find out what they want, manipulate them, and get them to buy something expensive.
It's what I do all of the time, and I love it. It's like a game... of power.
You're why I am scared to enter any store. wry