IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES BUY A HUGE TV AND SHOW UP IN A SEDAN TO PICK IT UP

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU

SOME ASSHOLE WANTED ME TO FIT A GODDAMN 51" PLASMA TELEVISION INTO HIS JETTA

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE

IF YOU BUY A HUGE TV, BRING A HUGE CAR YOU FUCKING MORON.

[Hippopo]

So... did it fit?

[silvertone]

some assembly required for Sedan owners

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

So... did it fit?

NO

I KNEW IT WOULDN'T

I TOLD THE GUY IT WOULDN'T

HE SAID "CAN WE TRY ANYWAY"

I THOUGHT "FUCK YOU"

TRIED ANYWAY.

guy says "FUCK IT DOESN'T FIT"

then he smacks himself in the face cause he pulled too hard on the tv and lost his grip

laughs were had

[PLEASEHELP1991]

Or pay for fucking delivery/white-glove service.

[Hippopo]

I'd probably still bring my lil' chevy cobalt and make you try too. 

[don't let's]

What if they show up first and then buy a tv?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Tell me where you work so I can show up with a smart car and buy the biggest TV you have.

Nigga i work at best buy

What if they show up first and then buy a tv?

um they all show up with a small car first?

[PLEASEHELP1991]

Was it a 3DTV, LOL?

[Hippopo]

WHICH ONE

Stalker Snowy.

[don't let's]

Nigga i work at best buy
um they all show up with a small car first?

You know, go to the store to buy something else, one of the pushy salesman tells you about how great this tv is and then you end up buying it.

[snoorkel]

You know, go to the store to buy something else, one of the pushy salesman tells you about how great this tv is and then you end up buying it.

I've always been amazed that some people actually buy things this way

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I've always been amazed that some people actually buy things this way

that's how the directv lady gets all her customers

[snoorkel]

that's how the directv lady gets all her customers

lol. it's just interesting that people can be so easily tricked, like as if they're not just going to the store to buy a specific thing, suddenly it turns into all the 'possibilities' and for some reason of all people they trust the people working there who make commissions from selling things

[Hippopo]

lol. it's just interesting that people can be so easily tricked, like as if they're not just going to the store to buy a specific thing, suddenly it turns into all the 'possibilities' and for some reason of all people they trust the people working there who make commissions from selling things

A lot of times customers aren't there to buy specific things.  Most people go into a store with an intent to buy, but very few go in with specifics in mind.  For example, someone might go into Sears to get a refrigerator.  Odds are they don't have a specific model in mind.  It's up to a good sales person to find out what they want, manipulate them, and get them to buy something expensive.

It's what I do all of the time, and I love it.  It's like a game...  of power.