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Title: why can't my luts buy me women
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 05, 2011, 10:01:27 PM
i go to bars and tell women that i have tens of thousands of luts in the bank

i ask the shawty what she thinks about that

she leaves.

what am i doing wrong boyah
Title: Re: why can't my luts buy me women
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 05, 2011, 10:03:23 PM
how are Asheville bars anyway
Title: Re: why can't my luts buy me women
Post by: Nyerp on September 05, 2011, 10:03:33 PM
that's because you're probably pronouncing it as "luhts", you fag. the fuck are luhts?
Title: Re: why can't my luts buy me women
Post by: Andria on September 05, 2011, 10:03:47 PM
You have to tell her about the size of your quota and how many posts you have. Luts you bring up after they're hooked.
Title: Re: why can't my luts buy me women
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 05, 2011, 10:05:16 PM
It's not quota size that counts, it's how you use it. :(
Title: Re: why can't my luts buy me women
Post by: snoorkel on September 05, 2011, 11:22:42 PM
Quote from: Sakamoto on September 05, 2011, 10:03:33 PM
that's because you're probably pronouncing it as "luhts", you fag. the fuck are luhts?


yes, try it annunciating the umlaut, and mention your quota as well. that's how I got vulpix yes;
Title: Re: why can't my luts buy me women
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 05, 2011, 11:26:36 PM
Quote from: Kanbaru on September 05, 2011, 10:03:23 PM
how are Asheville bars anyway
theres a fuck ton of them. Asheville is "beer city", and Buncombe county has more breweries in it than any other county in NC (maybe the U.S., though I'm not sure)

Downtown has a few good joints, like Arcade, Thirsty Monk and Jack of the Wood. Then West Asheville has The Admiral and DeSoto Lounge, which are pretty cook.

Quote from: Sakamoto on September 05, 2011, 10:03:33 PM
that's because you're probably pronouncing it as "luhts", you fag. the fuck are luhts?
lutz is this fat guy at works in home theater at my Best Buy. he tells me all the time about his wedding and how much money it costs, and is constantly singing TLC and other 90's r&b. He drives a red and black pt cruiser and is probably the coolest guy in america.
Title: Re: why can't my luts buy me women
Post by: applesauce on September 05, 2011, 11:31:23 PM
My studio professor is from Asheville and talks about fucking tobacco barns all the fucking time.  baddood;
Title: Re: why can't my luts buy me women
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 05, 2011, 11:38:22 PM
Quote from: applesauce on September 05, 2011, 11:31:23 PM
My studio professor is a from Asheville and talks about fucking tobacco barns all the fucking time.  baddood;
what i haven't even seen any here.

back in kinston there are like hundreds of them.
Title: Re: why can't my luts buy me women
Post by: Samus Aran on September 05, 2011, 11:39:50 PM
Quote from: vziard on September 05, 2011, 11:22:42 PM
yes, try it annunciating the umlaut, and mention your quota as well. that's how I got vulpix yes;


but your quota is small. can vulpix really be satisfied by such a small quota?
Title: Re: why can't my luts buy me women
Post by: applesauce on September 05, 2011, 11:43:57 PM
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 05, 2011, 11:38:22 PM
what i haven't even seen any here.

back in kinston there are like hundreds of them.
Idk, I don't think he's from Asheville proper, I think he's from "up in the hills"
Title: Re: why can't my luts buy me women
Post by: snoorkel on September 05, 2011, 11:45:40 PM
Quote from: Hakase on September 05, 2011, 11:39:50 PM
but your quota is a small. can vulpix really be satisfied by such a small quota?


my love winks, she does not bother, she knows too much to argue or to judge.

[spoiler]also I have a massive coon[/spoiler]