why can't my luts buy me women

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i go to bars and tell women that i have tens of thousands of luts in the bank

i ask the shawty what she thinks about that

she leaves.

what am i doing wrong boyah

[Commander Fuckass]

how are Asheville bars anyway

[Nyerp]

that's because you're probably pronouncing it as "luhts", you fag. the fuck are luhts?

[Andria]

You have to tell her about the size of your quota and how many posts you have. Luts you bring up after they're hooked.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

It's not quota size that counts, it's how you use it.

[snoorkel]

that's because you're probably pronouncing it as "luhts", you fag. the fuck are luhts?

yes, try it annunciating the umlaut, and mention your quota as well. that's how I got vulpix

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

how are Asheville bars anyway

theres a fuck ton of them. Asheville is "beer city", and Buncombe county has more breweries in it than any other county in NC (maybe the U.S., though I'm not sure)

Downtown has a few good joints, like Arcade, Thirsty Monk and Jack of the Wood. Then West Asheville has The Admiral and DeSoto Lounge, which are pretty cook.

that's because you're probably pronouncing it as "luhts", you fag. the fuck are luhts?

lutz is this fat guy at works in home theater at my Best Buy. he tells me all the time about his wedding and how much money it costs, and is constantly singing TLC and other 90's r&b. He drives a red and black pt cruiser and is probably the coolest guy in america.

[applesauce]

My studio professor is from Asheville and talks about fucking tobacco barns all the fucking time. 

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

My studio professor is a from Asheville and talks about fucking tobacco barns all the fucking time. 

what i haven't even seen any here.

back in kinston there are like hundreds of them.

[Samus Aran]

yes, try it annunciating the umlaut, and mention your quota as well. that's how I got vulpix

but your quota is small. can vulpix really be satisfied by such a small quota?

[applesauce]

what i haven't even seen any here.

back in kinston there are like hundreds of them.

Idk, I don't think he's from Asheville proper, I think he's from "up in the hills"

[snoorkel]

but your quota is a small. can vulpix really be satisfied by such a small quota?

my love winks, she does not bother, she knows too much to argue or to judge.

[spoiler]also I have a massive coon[/spoiler]