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Question: place your bets
Option 1: me votes: 2
Option 2: other guy votes: 2
Option 3: that guy's girlfriend votes: 2
Title: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 04, 2011, 12:30:38 PM
So I answered a bunch of questions on this website and it told me that I was more aggressive than most people my age. I don't think that is true. I'm a pretty chill guy and I like drinking chocolate milk on occasion. Nothing about me is aggressive.

But I think I may be subconsciously aggressive, like Gohan when he got so pissed off that he turned into that giant monkey. I may have made up that scenario but I think it happened. It's been awhile since I watched DBZ.

I think it might work to my advantage. Also, my best friend is a marine, so as soon as he gets out of his marine school, I'm taking him with me to pick fights. That way is shit hits the fan, he'll have my back and do crazy marine moves to take people down.

But that guys girlfriend may have mace in her purse, so even if I beat the crap out of her boyfriend I could get peppersprayed, and my marine friend wouldn't hit a girl because that's automatic discharge.

I think I'll wear goggles when I fight people, what are your strategies?
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: YPrrrr on September 04, 2011, 12:32:38 PM
I feel like I'd only ever win a fight with a sucker punch
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: bluaki on September 04, 2011, 12:33:13 PM
I probably am terrible at fighting and would lose to most people of either gender goowan
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 04, 2011, 12:34:27 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 04, 2011, 12:32:38 PM
I feel like I'd only ever win a fight with a sucker punch
punch the guy in the throat. he'll never see it coming and it will give you a chance to land more blows.
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: YPrrrr on September 04, 2011, 12:35:19 PM
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 04, 2011, 12:34:27 PM
punch the guy in the throat. he'll never see it coming and it will give you a chance to land more blows.
Exactamundo goowan
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: ME## on September 04, 2011, 12:57:00 PM
i'd win, every time
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: Mando Pandango on September 04, 2011, 12:58:02 PM
I have a black belt so

[spoiler]I'd probably still lose goowan[/spoiler]
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: Samus Aran on September 04, 2011, 12:58:45 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 04, 2011, 12:32:38 PM
I feel like I'd only ever win a fight with a sucker punch


this

i am a small, weak person
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 04, 2011, 01:00:11 PM
Quote from: Horo on September 04, 2011, 12:58:45 PM
this

i am a small, weak person
you have an army of figurines so it's ok
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: Andria on September 04, 2011, 01:39:32 PM
Quote from: bluika on September 04, 2011, 12:33:13 PM
I probably am terrible at fighting and would lose to most people of either gender goowan

Same here  n_u
Quote from: YPR on September 04, 2011, 12:32:38 PM
I feel like I'd only ever win a fight with a sucker punch

I don't think a sucker punch would even help me sillydood;
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: applesauce on September 04, 2011, 01:51:12 PM
Idk, probably depends how pissed off I am. If I was seriously like holy fuck fuck it, idk. If I wasn't I would definitely lose.
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: Hiro on September 04, 2011, 02:47:55 PM
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 04, 2011, 12:30:38 PM
I think I'll wear goggles when I fight people, what are your strategies?
god dammit notsid why are you so brilliant

also show us the quiz thing you took
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: ?????? on September 04, 2011, 04:48:49 PM
is this quiz from okcupid
it said the same thing about me too


MORE AGGRESSIVE THAN EVERY MALE MY AGE
i'm not directly aggressive but i sure am passive-aggressive as fuck

goddamn MOM why didn't you show me how to punch walls cry;
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: Hippopo on September 04, 2011, 05:03:32 PM
Quote from: Clucky on September 04, 2011, 04:48:49 PM
is this quiz from okcupid
it said the same thing about me too


MORE AGGRESSIVE THAN EVERY MALE MY AGE
i'm not directly aggressive but i sure am passive-aggressive as fuck

goddamn MOM why didn't you show me how to punch walls cry;
Woah, man.  I'm sorry.
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: ikanaide on September 04, 2011, 05:07:27 PM
I would die
Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: silvertone on September 04, 2011, 07:54:25 PM
I am terrible at fighting, but people would be too intimidated to fight me.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/fuzwadd/ducks/shades.gif)


Title: Re: If you were in a fight who would win
Post by: hobbit on September 05, 2011, 08:56:10 AM
idk. it depends. i've been studying karate for over a year but i've never been in a real fight. my first fight i'll probably get my assed kicked because i've never harmed a person before (intentionally) or i'll go completely nuts under the pressure and murder the guy and all bystanders.