If you were in a fight who would win

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

So I answered a bunch of questions on this website and it told me that I was more aggressive than most people my age. I don't think that is true. I'm a pretty chill guy and I like drinking chocolate milk on occasion. Nothing about me is aggressive.

But I think I may be subconsciously aggressive, like Gohan when he got so pissed off that he turned into that giant monkey. I may have made up that scenario but I think it happened. It's been awhile since I watched DBZ.

I think it might work to my advantage. Also, my best friend is a marine, so as soon as he gets out of his marine school, I'm taking him with me to pick fights. That way is shit hits the fan, he'll have my back and do crazy marine moves to take people down.

But that guys girlfriend may have mace in her purse, so even if I beat the crap out of her boyfriend I could get peppersprayed, and my marine friend wouldn't hit a girl because that's automatic discharge.

I think I'll wear goggles when I fight people, what are your strategies?

[YPrrrr]

I feel like I'd only ever win a fight with a sucker punch

[bluaki]

I probably am terrible at fighting and would lose to most people of either gender

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I feel like I'd only ever win a fight with a sucker punch

punch the guy in the throat. he'll never see it coming and it will give you a chance to land more blows.

[YPrrrr]

punch the guy in the throat. he'll never see it coming and it will give you a chance to land more blows.

Exactamundo

[ME##]

i'd win, every time

[Mando Pandango]

I have a black belt so

[spoiler]I'd probably still lose [/spoiler]

[Samus Aran]

I feel like I'd only ever win a fight with a sucker punch

this

i am a small, weak person

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

this

i am a small, weak person

you have an army of figurines so it's ok

[Andria]

I probably am terrible at fighting and would lose to most people of either gender

Same here 

I feel like I'd only ever win a fight with a sucker punch

I don't think a sucker punch would even help me

[applesauce]

Idk, probably depends how pissed off I am. If I was seriously like holy fuck fuck it, idk. If I wasn't I would definitely lose.

[Hiro]

I think I'll wear goggles when I fight people, what are your strategies?

god dammit notsid why are you so brilliant

also show us the quiz thing you took

[??????]

is this quiz from okcupid
it said the same thing about me too


MORE AGGRESSIVE THAN EVERY MALE MY AGE
i'm not directly aggressive but i sure am passive-aggressive as fuck

goddamn MOM why didn't you show me how to punch walls

[Hippopo]

is this quiz from okcupid
it said the same thing about me too


MORE AGGRESSIVE THAN EVERY MALE MY AGE
i'm not directly aggressive but i sure am passive-aggressive as fuck

goddamn MOM why didn't you show me how to punch walls

Woah, man.  I'm sorry.

[ikanaide]

I would die