Know any good jokes? I love jokes!
What has black and white stripes and four wheels?
[spoiler]A zebra, I lied about the wheels.[/spoiler]
what's the best thing about having sex with twenty-three year olds?
[spoiler]there's 20 of them![/spoiler]
[spoiler]it needs to be said out loud[/spoiler]
[spoiler]stolen from reddit[/spoiler]
more like stolen from middle school lol
why is aspirin white
[spoiler]it works[/spoiler]
Quote from: silvertone on August 21, 2011, 06:25:05 PM
more like stolen from middle school lol
yes, i heard that same joke in middle school, only "twenty-two year olds" instead of "twenty-three"
Quote from: Suigintou on August 21, 2011, 06:32:05 PM
yes, i heard that same joke in middle school, only "twenty-two year olds" instead of "twenty-three"
JOKE HIPSTERS
fucking faggots
i said that joke in a job interview lol
Quote from: MF Doom on August 21, 2011, 06:32:39 PM
JOKE HIPSTERS
fucking faggots
i said that joke in a job interview lol
I am assuming you didn't get the job?
Quote from: Squid Girl on August 21, 2011, 06:34:16 PM
I am assuming you didn't get the job?
he said "tell me the dirtiest joke you know" and i didn't want to tell him something too vulgar so i told him that
i already had the job anyway i think but yeah i got it
Quote from: MF Doom on August 21, 2011, 06:44:05 PM
he said "tell me the dirtiest joke you know" and i didn't want to tell him something too vulgar so i told him that
i already had the job anyway i think but yeah i got it
how is that not vulgar
also fuck your reddit shit
Quote from: Nyerp on August 21, 2011, 06:58:03 PM
how is that not vulgar
also fuck your reddit shit
seriously @_@
Quote from: MF Doom on August 21, 2011, 06:44:05 PM
he said "tell me the dirtiest joke you know" and i didn't want to tell him something too vulgar so i told him that
i already had the job anyway i think but yeah i got it
Honestly, I would have refused to answer the question.
It's not that I don't appreciate a good dirty joke, but in a job interview? Really? Not cool.
Also, "twenty three year olds" not "twenty-three year olds" y/n n_u
Quote from: Nyerp on August 21, 2011, 06:58:03 PM
how is that not vulgar
also fuck your reddit shit
it's not vulgar in the sense that i could have told a much more graphic/vulgar joke instead. besides, to that he replied something along the lines of "psh that isn't that bad i've already heard that one"
also fuck your bias against a legitimate website
Quote from: Hippopo on August 21, 2011, 07:43:15 PM
Honestly, I would have refused to answer the question.
It's not that I don't appreciate a good dirty joke, but in a job interview? Really? Not cool.
Also, "twenty three year olds" not "twenty-three year olds" y/n n_u
yeah, it was a strange interview, but he was trying hard to make it as "casual" as possible. whenever another lifeguard walked by he would be like "yo ask david an inappropriate question." i had to answer my favorite sex position and favorite pornstar
probably the weirdest job interview i'll ever have
Quote from: MF Doom on August 21, 2011, 06:44:05 PM
he said "tell me the dirtiest joke you know" and i didn't want to tell him something too vulgar so i told him that
i already had the job anyway i think but yeah i got it
Well in that case it is fine. If he just asked for a normal joke and you said that I would be like woah.