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Poll
Question: how many ghirlfriends/boyfriends you have had?
Option 1: NONE :'( votes: 7
Option 2: 1 votes: 7
Option 3: 2 votes: 2
Option 4: 3 votes: 3
Option 5: 4 votes: 0
Option 6: 5 votes: 1
Option 7: 6 votes: 1
Option 8: 7 votes: 0
Option 9: 8 votes: 0
Option 10: 9 votes: 0
Option 11: 10+ votes: 2
Title: girlfriend poll
Post by: snoorkel on August 12, 2011, 06:50:06 PM
Excluding preteen relationships that consisted of holding hands at movies.
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 12, 2011, 07:03:05 PM
None, and I plan on keeping it that way forever. wrench;
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Hiro on August 12, 2011, 07:23:14 PM
skylark and then I almost dated a girl but after we kissed a few times she said she just wanted to be friends
i live with the girl i love now though so i'm just going to pretend that's something and leave it at that  5thgrade;
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: applesauce on August 12, 2011, 07:43:25 PM
Quote from: vziard on August 12, 2011, 06:50:06 PM
Excluding preteen relationships that consisted of holding hands at movies.


n_u     *wink*


I had two relationships in my early teens, and then of course divine_vanity. I also had a weird thing last year with a woman where we were pretty much dating for like a month but actually weren't. And then there have been ...uh, 3 (?) that I only went on 1-2 dates with.

Idk, I answered 3, but I guess 1, 3, and 4 would be all be valid answers for me?



Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on August 12, 2011, 07:52:48 PM
8+, but I don't remember how many more it was after 8, stopped counting n_u
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: snoorkel on August 12, 2011, 07:57:20 PM
Quote from: applesauce on August 12, 2011, 07:43:25 PM
n_u     *wink*


It was not meant to beeee
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: applesauce on August 12, 2011, 08:02:22 PM
Quote from: vziard on August 12, 2011, 07:57:20 PM
It was not meant to beeee


No, it most definately was not.  :3
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Andria on August 12, 2011, 08:04:37 PM
My current gf is my first and only.  n_n
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: LCK on August 12, 2011, 08:05:37 PM
I feel like i'm going to be the only one with 10+
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on August 12, 2011, 08:09:17 PM
Quote from: Trevor on August 12, 2011, 08:05:37 PM
I feel like i'm going to be the only one with 10+
I've asked out over 20 girls over the last 2ish years if that helps.
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: applesauce on August 12, 2011, 08:11:57 PM
Quote from: Trevor on August 12, 2011, 08:05:37 PM
I feel like i'm going to be the only one with 10+


How do you make so many poor selections? I don't understand how you can have 10 relationships that are real relationships without one of them turning into something very long term.  confuseddood;
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: LCK on August 12, 2011, 08:15:19 PM
Quote from: applesauce on August 12, 2011, 08:11:57 PM
How do you make so many poor selections? I don't understand how you can have 10 relationships that are real relationships without one of them turning into something very long term.  confuseddood;
most of my relationships have been very flimsy, only my most recent ones have actually been worthwhile
i fall for people very easily, and girls seem to love me. i have an awkward sort of charm
my previous relationship was 8 months, and my current one has been going for almost 3, so my choices are getting a bit better
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: applesauce on August 12, 2011, 08:49:09 PM
I think I probably win for legnth. Excluding the two times we were broken up for like 2 month each, divine_vanity and I have been together for over 4.5 years.
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: LCK on August 12, 2011, 08:51:56 PM
Quote from: Blaze-Senpai on August 12, 2011, 08:09:17 PM
I've asked out over 20 girls over the last 2ish years if that helps.
for some reason i thought you were kono and these posts just made me laugh

Quote from: applesauce on August 12, 2011, 08:49:09 PM
I think I probably win for legnth. Excluding the two times we were broken up for like 2 month each, divine_vanity and I have been together for over 4.5 years.
yea, you definitely win that
i had a hard time lasting 8 months, i feel as if i'm subconsciously afraid of my relationships working out
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: YPrrrr on August 12, 2011, 08:54:58 PM
Two real ones and a third technical one... Hopefully I can find another this year hocuspocus;
Quote from: Trevor on August 12, 2011, 08:51:56 PM
for some reason i thought you were kono and these posts just made me laugh

me too girl;
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Samus Aran on August 12, 2011, 08:59:27 PM
just one
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Samus Aran on August 12, 2011, 09:13:43 PM
Quote from: applesauce on August 12, 2011, 08:49:09 PM
I think I probably win for legnth. Excluding the two times we were broken up for like 2 month each, divine_vanity and I have been together for over 4.5 years.


i was with hensa for five and a half years lol
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Hiro on August 12, 2011, 09:22:24 PM
Quote from: Suigintou on August 12, 2011, 09:13:43 PM
i was with hensa for five and a half years lol
:(
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Samus Aran on August 12, 2011, 09:23:50 PM
Quote from: Hiro on August 12, 2011, 09:22:24 PM
:(


yep
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ????? on August 12, 2011, 09:34:20 PM
I'm confused. Did you guys date online, or in real life?
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 12, 2011, 09:36:54 PM
None.

To be fair I've never asked anyone out and I've only had one experience that could ever be called a "date."

I know what my problem is though, I just don't know how to fix it.
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Travis on August 12, 2011, 09:39:11 PM
Quote from: Man of Popcikle on August 12, 2011, 09:36:54 PM
None.

To be fair I've never asked anyone out and I've only had one experience that could ever be called a "date."

I know what my problem is though, I just don't know how to fix it.
what's your problem punk
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 12, 2011, 09:43:27 PM
I never meet girls.

Even in high school, when I did meet girls, I never really got to know any of them very well. It wasn't that they disliked me; I was pretty well-liked, I just never had the beginnings of a natural relationship with any girls.

But yeah, now I'm not in school and I just never meet girls.

someone teach me how to gay akudood;
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ????? on August 12, 2011, 09:46:28 PM
Quote from: Man of Popcikle on August 12, 2011, 09:43:27 PM
I never meet girls.

Even in high school, when I did meet girls, I never really got to know any of them very well. It wasn't that they disliked me; I was pretty well-liked, I just never had the beginnings of a natural relationship with any girls.

But yeah, now I'm not in school and I just never meet girls.

someone teach me how to gay akudood;


Take your penis out.
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 12, 2011, 09:46:38 PM
one.

I actually like being single though.
Being single lets me give no fucks about anything
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Samus Aran on August 12, 2011, 09:47:57 PM
Quote from: TheSequel on August 12, 2011, 09:34:20 PM
I'm confused. Did you guys date online, or in real life?


say what you will, but we met online and it was mostly a long-distance relationship - we only got to actually be together physically  for like a month total out of a year

considering that we weren't allowed to see each other for like two of those years, in total, we probably spent 3 months physically together

it was hard.
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ????? on August 12, 2011, 09:49:35 PM
So... you guys broke up and we lost a member... fuck

Are you trying to kill our activity :(
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Samus Aran on August 12, 2011, 09:50:16 PM
Quote from: TheSequel on August 12, 2011, 09:49:35 PM
So... you guys broke up and we lost a member... fuck

Are you trying to kill our activity :(


i don't think she cared that much about boyah to begin with really
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 12, 2011, 09:51:51 PM
Quote from: Suigintou on August 12, 2011, 09:47:57 PM
it was hard.
:|
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Samus Aran on August 12, 2011, 09:52:44 PM
Quote from: Man of Popcikle on August 12, 2011, 09:51:51 PM
:|


:|
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 12, 2011, 09:53:59 PM
Quote from: Suigintou on August 12, 2011, 09:50:16 PM
i don't think she cared that much about boyah to begin with really


wow rude
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ????? on August 12, 2011, 09:54:31 PM
Quote from: Suigintou on August 12, 2011, 09:50:16 PM
i don't think she cared that much about boyah to begin with really


Then all is forgiven
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 12, 2011, 09:55:26 PM
Quote from: TheSequel on August 12, 2011, 09:46:28 PM
Take your penis out.
ok now what
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: wawi on August 12, 2011, 09:56:04 PM
i wont be put on a leash
i just fuck bitches
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ????? on August 12, 2011, 09:58:45 PM
Quote from: Man of Popcikle on August 12, 2011, 09:55:26 PM
ok now what


Do whatever feels natural yes;

[spoiler]put it in your mouth[/spoiler]
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ikanaide on August 12, 2011, 10:09:01 PM
Kimiko almost 2 years now
and one girlfriend in past
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Travis on August 12, 2011, 10:09:45 PM
Quote from: ikanaide on August 12, 2011, 10:09:01 PM
Kimiko almost 2 years now
and one girlfriend in past
is she your first cousin
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ikanaide on August 12, 2011, 10:14:06 PM
Quote from: Travis on August 12, 2011, 10:09:45 PM
is she your first cousin

not kimiko
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Nyerp on August 12, 2011, 10:15:53 PM
Quote from: Suigintou on August 12, 2011, 09:50:16 PM
i don't think she cared that much about boyah to begin with really


well it's not like she never ever comes here anymore or something
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ?????? on August 12, 2011, 10:16:03 PM
i started dating near the early winter <3

My first 4 were women and I decided I wanted them all as very close friends (because I lost interest/became neurotic fairly quick)

Now I have a boyfriend and I think of dumping him 3 times a week but we manage to rebound
I went too far in the rabbit hole with this one though, I know too much and I feel guilty if I just suddenly left just because I want to try "new" people

i guess i dislike being glued to a single person
i just want to know people deeply they're like wrapped boxes with goodies inside cry;

Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ????? on August 12, 2011, 10:17:06 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on August 12, 2011, 10:15:53 PM
well it's not like she never ever comes here anymore or something


After than incident
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 12, 2011, 10:21:48 PM
Quote from: TheSequel on August 12, 2011, 09:58:45 PM
Do whatever feels natural yes;

[spoiler]put it in your mouth[/spoiler]
i know from experience that i am unable to do that
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ????? on August 12, 2011, 10:22:34 PM
Quote from: Man of Popcikle on August 12, 2011, 10:21:48 PM
i know from experience that i am unable to do that


What? What feels natural to you?
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 12, 2011, 10:23:17 PM
Quote from: TheSequel on August 12, 2011, 10:22:34 PM
What? What feels natural to you?
putting my penis in my mouth

it's a good thing too because if i was successful i would never leave the house. i would just suck my own cock all day long.
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ????? on August 12, 2011, 10:24:54 PM
Quote from: Man of Popcikle on August 12, 2011, 10:23:17 PM
putting my penis in my mouth

it's a good thing too because if i was successful i would never leave the house. i would just suck my own cock all day long.


I thought that's what everybody here did?

also this reminds me of that one metalocalypse episode
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Samus Aran on August 12, 2011, 10:30:53 PM
once i managed to get just the very tip between my lips

it was unremarkable
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 12, 2011, 10:33:27 PM
Quote from: Suigintou on August 12, 2011, 10:30:53 PM
once i managed to get just the very tip between my lips

it was unremarkable
well yeah without motion what do you have. that's like holding your dick and expecting something to happen
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: snoorkel on August 12, 2011, 10:42:17 PM
Quote from: Suigintou on August 12, 2011, 10:30:53 PM
once i managed to get just the very tip between my lips

it was unremarkable


have you ever wrapped it around and put it in your own butt?
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ????? on August 12, 2011, 10:44:23 PM
Quote from: vziard on August 12, 2011, 10:42:17 PM
have you ever wrapped it around and put it in your own butt?


Plenty a time baddood;
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 12, 2011, 10:50:11 PM
Quote from: TheSequel on August 12, 2011, 10:44:23 PM
Plenty a time baddood;
then go fuck yourself

[spoiler]girl;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ????? on August 12, 2011, 10:53:36 PM
I'm still working on sucking myself.
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 12, 2011, 11:46:54 PM
When I was sixteen I dated a girl. She was very religious and cried when we would dry-hump. She was very nice though, and I'm glad I dated her.

I went on a few offshoot dates after I moved to Asheville. One with a girl I met at the drum circle (I posted about her here in boyah.) Then a few from OkCupid, which never really panned out.

Then I dated the appliance lady at work. She was very cute and smart and I liked her a whole lot. I just got too attached to quickly I guess. This is the girl who broke up with me a week before my birthday. I felt a little cheated, because I felt like it should've lasted longer than it did. I don't think she was "The one", but I would've liked to have dated her longer. Oh well.

Now I'm back on OkCupid because fuck bitches get money.
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: applesauce on August 12, 2011, 11:56:04 PM
Quote from: Suigintou on August 12, 2011, 09:47:57 PM
say what you will, but we met online and it was mostly a long-distance relationship - we only got to actually be together physically  for like a month total out of a year

considering that we weren't allowed to see each other for like two of those years, in total, we probably spent 3 months physically together

it was hard.


It sounds it. I after doing a year of long distance, I find it to be so much more difficult than a regular relationship, but still very very pleasant.
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Daddy on August 13, 2011, 08:27:59 AM
Just Selena yep
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: ME## on August 13, 2011, 08:33:21 AM
i think the girl with whom i went to prom thought she was my girlfriend (http://i51.tinypic.com/j0lkq1.jpg)
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Daddy on August 13, 2011, 08:36:54 AM
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 13, 2011, 08:35:18 AM
First one was crazy and wanted all my monies after a week. :(
she didn't want them because she was crazy

she wanted tehm because she's a woman  baddood;
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 13, 2011, 08:44:15 AM
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 13, 2011, 08:41:45 AM
I láffëd. giggle;

But seriously, I was at home one day and she just texts me out of the blue "Hey, on Valentine's Day, will you buy me chocolates? On my birthday, a collectible? On our anniversary a ring?"  She was like 14 omg akudood;
that crazy bitch cnotedood;

DID SHE THINK YOU WERE GOING MARRY TO HER OR SOMETHING
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Hippopo on August 13, 2011, 09:08:12 AM
Three.

If I could go back in time, I would smack myself for dating two of the three. myface;
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Daddy on August 13, 2011, 09:10:25 AM
Boyah: Where a homosexual has dated more females than over 76% of members.
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Hippopo on August 13, 2011, 09:20:47 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on August 13, 2011, 09:10:25 AM
Boyah: Where a homosexual has dated more females than over 76% of members.
lol

I've only dated one female. The other two were boys.
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Andria on August 13, 2011, 09:38:40 AM
Quote from: Hippopo on August 13, 2011, 09:20:47 AM
lol

I've only dated one female. The other two were boys.

Still more than 33%
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Nyerp on August 13, 2011, 11:15:46 AM
you're an idiot
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 13, 2011, 11:16:36 AM
you're grumpy
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: piano moths on August 13, 2011, 11:26:25 AM
I've had 6 boyfriend/girlfriends that I've kissed but I don't want those
Title: Re: girlfriend poll
Post by: Daddy on August 13, 2011, 11:50:38 AM
did you kiss hiroken