girlfriend poll

[Samus Aran]

once i managed to get just the very tip between my lips

it was unremarkable

[Mando Pandango]

once i managed to get just the very tip between my lips

it was unremarkable

well yeah without motion what do you have. that's like holding your dick and expecting something to happen

[snoorkel]

once i managed to get just the very tip between my lips

it was unremarkable

have you ever wrapped it around and put it in your own butt?

[?????]

have you ever wrapped it around and put it in your own butt?

Plenty a time

[Mando Pandango]

Plenty a time

then go fuck yourself

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[?????]

I'm still working on sucking myself.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

When I was sixteen I dated a girl. She was very religious and cried when we would dry-hump. She was very nice though, and I'm glad I dated her.

I went on a few offshoot dates after I moved to Asheville. One with a girl I met at the drum circle (I posted about her here in boyah.) Then a few from OkCupid, which never really panned out.

Then I dated the appliance lady at work. She was very cute and smart and I liked her a whole lot. I just got too attached to quickly I guess. This is the girl who broke up with me a week before my birthday. I felt a little cheated, because I felt like it should've lasted longer than it did. I don't think she was "The one", but I would've liked to have dated her longer. Oh well.

Now I'm back on OkCupid because fuck bitches get money.

[applesauce]

say what you will, but we met online and it was mostly a long-distance relationship - we only got to actually be together physically  for like a month total out of a year

considering that we weren't allowed to see each other for like two of those years, in total, we probably spent 3 months physically together

it was hard.

It sounds it. I after doing a year of long distance, I find it to be so much more difficult than a regular relationship, but still very very pleasant.

[Daddy]

Just Selena yep

[ME##]

i think the girl with whom i went to prom thought she was my girlfriend

[Daddy]

First one was crazy and wanted all my monies after a week.

she didn't want them because she was crazy

she wanted tehm because she's a woman 

[Commander Fuckass]

I láffëd.

But seriously, I was at home one day and she just texts me out of the blue "Hey, on Valentine's Day, will you buy me chocolates? On my birthday, a collectible? On our anniversary a ring?"  She was like 14 omg

that crazy bitch

DID SHE THINK YOU WERE GOING MARRY TO HER OR SOMETHING

[Hippopo]

Three.

If I could go back in time, I would smack myself for dating two of the three.

[Daddy]

Boyah: Where a homosexual has dated more females than over 76% of members.

[Hippopo]

Boyah: Where a homosexual has dated more females than over 76% of members.

lol

I've only dated one female. The other two were boys.