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Title: irl trolling
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on August 06, 2011, 01:39:37 AM
i dunno if it's trolling or just being a dick (not sure the definition of troll i thought it was just an asshole i'm not sure though)

SO! When I worked at this restaurant back in my hometown, there was this foodrunner who was really annoying. She would bother me/be really socially awkward. Also, she claimed she was "ocd" though I think she was self-diagnosed. Anyway, I got tired of her talking to me. One day she started talking to me, and I kept telling her to calm down

"table 32 didn't get their bread"
Calm down
"Now their entree is up"
Calm down
"Whatever dude I'm not worried about it. The manager is going to have your ass though."
Calm down
"WHAT THE FUCK I AM CALM JESUS CHRIST"

Best night I ever worked.

Tell me about times you were a complete dick on purpose so I can nourish my asshole gland.
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 06, 2011, 01:46:50 AM
Whenever someone makes a really obvious joke or makes a really stupid pun or something, I always chime in "I don't get it." Most of the time people don't even catch on and I just roll with it from there, and I never act like I get it. It's beautiful.

Also one time when I was at a Guitar Hero event, I managed to convince someone that my username (GanonMetroid) had nothing to do with Zelda. True story.
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: Tri4se on August 06, 2011, 02:30:51 AM
I'm pretty sure harassing people with mental deficiencies does in fact mean you are a dick.  akudood;

I'm to much of a pussy to even start a conversation with people. I'd never be able to fuck with people I don't know.
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: ikanaide on August 06, 2011, 09:43:23 AM
I try to make mother joke to my cousin but I fail every time :(
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: Nyerp on August 06, 2011, 10:43:20 AM
Quote from: ikanaide on August 06, 2011, 09:43:23 AM
I try to make mother joke to my cousin but I fail every time :(


don't hurt your aunt's feelings >.<
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 06, 2011, 11:52:50 AM
Quote from: ikanaide on August 06, 2011, 09:43:23 AM
I try to make mother joke to my cousin but I fail every time :(


oh god lol giggle;
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: snoorkel on August 06, 2011, 11:57:46 AM
I think this is all high school was
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: wawi on August 06, 2011, 12:20:24 PM
pretending to like certain singers and the Pittsburgh penguins, more specifically, Sidney crosby, claiming how he is the greatest player to ever set a foot on the ice
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: silvertone on August 06, 2011, 12:21:31 PM
going to the mall and being socially awkward and have those salesman and survey people have their way with you.
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: YPrrrr on August 06, 2011, 12:50:22 PM
Quote from: Darth Wawi on August 06, 2011, 12:20:24 PM
pretending to like certain singers and the Pittsburgh penguins, more specifically, Sidney crosby, claiming how he is the greatest player to ever set a foot on the ice
Lol that would be awesome in Michigan girl;
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: wawi on August 06, 2011, 01:26:31 PM
Quote from: YPR on August 06, 2011, 12:50:22 PM
Lol that would be awesome in Michigan girl;

ive been threatened   goowan
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: YPrrrr on August 06, 2011, 01:31:42 PM
Quote from: Darth Wawi on August 06, 2011, 01:26:31 PM
ive been threatened   goowan
Well you are a traitor...

You should become a buckeyes' fan as well :O
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: wawi on August 06, 2011, 01:39:04 PM
Quote from: YPR on August 06, 2011, 01:31:42 PM
Well you are a traitor...

You should become a buckeyes' fan as well :O

everyone knows that that rivalry is dead saddood;
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: YPrrrr on August 06, 2011, 01:47:54 PM
No one told Brady Hoke
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: wawi on August 06, 2011, 01:50:43 PM
Quote from: YPR on August 06, 2011, 01:47:54 PM
No one told Brady Hoke

wait until after his first season
Title: Re: irl trolling
Post by: ????? on August 06, 2011, 09:21:57 PM
I like to pretend like I don't hear people sometimes.