irl trolling

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i dunno if it's trolling or just being a dick (not sure the definition of troll i thought it was just an asshole i'm not sure though)

SO! When I worked at this restaurant back in my hometown, there was this foodrunner who was really annoying. She would bother me/be really socially awkward. Also, she claimed she was "ocd" though I think she was self-diagnosed. Anyway, I got tired of her talking to me. One day she started talking to me, and I kept telling her to calm down

"table 32 didn't get their bread"
Calm down
"Now their entree is up"
Calm down
"Whatever dude I'm not worried about it. The manager is going to have your ass though."
Calm down
"WHAT THE FUCK I AM CALM JESUS CHRIST"

Best night I ever worked.

Tell me about times you were a complete dick on purpose so I can nourish my asshole gland.

[Mando Pandango]

Whenever someone makes a really obvious joke or makes a really stupid pun or something, I always chime in "I don't get it." Most of the time people don't even catch on and I just roll with it from there, and I never act like I get it. It's beautiful.

Also one time when I was at a Guitar Hero event, I managed to convince someone that my username (GanonMetroid) had nothing to do with Zelda. True story.

[Tri4se]

I'm pretty sure harassing people with mental deficiencies does in fact mean you are a dick. 

I'm to much of a pussy to even start a conversation with people. I'd never be able to fuck with people I don't know.

[ikanaide]

I try to make mother joke to my cousin but I fail every time

[Nyerp]

I try to make mother joke to my cousin but I fail every time

don't hurt your aunt's feelings

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I try to make mother joke to my cousin but I fail every time

oh god lol

[snoorkel]

I think this is all high school was

[wawi]

pretending to like certain singers and the Pittsburgh penguins, more specifically, Sidney crosby, claiming how he is the greatest player to ever set a foot on the ice

[silvertone]

going to the mall and being socially awkward and have those salesman and survey people have their way with you.

[YPrrrr]

pretending to like certain singers and the Pittsburgh penguins, more specifically, Sidney crosby, claiming how he is the greatest player to ever set a foot on the ice

Lol that would be awesome in Michigan

[wawi]

Lol that would be awesome in Michigan

ive been threatened   

[YPrrrr]

ive been threatened   

Well you are a traitor...

You should become a buckeyes' fan as well

[wawi]

Well you are a traitor...

You should become a buckeyes' fan as well

everyone knows that that rivalry is dead

[YPrrrr]

No one told Brady Hoke

[wawi]

No one told Brady Hoke

wait until after his first season