Title explains it all.
I just blocked my crazy uncle on Facebook.
ALL GODDAMN DAY HE WOULD POST SADE VIDEOS AND FUCKING NELLY FURTADO. YOU'RE FUCKING 50 YEARS OLD YOU WEIRDO.
it's always the same videos too. Plus constantly getting requests to join car city or pot farm or some other bullshit.
Paid my parking ticket
Found my lost MP3 player (which I traded to my mom for her iPod Touch, since she has an iPad)
bought Quantum of Solace on Blu ray giggle;
finally transferred all my shit over to my non-retarded email address hocuspocus;
fapped
I avenged my father. badass
I was trying to plot a big 'ol wall section and I kept doing it wrong, and the guy working in the lab was like "uhh, yeah man, uhh, you should tell Emmick to tell you guys how to do it, cuz, uhh, you guys are all doing it wrong" and wouldn't help me. But then I figured out how to do it and it's real pretty. hocuspocus;
I got a raise a couple weeks ago.
Got my retainer to fit on half my teeth after 6 months of disuse
bought a few books yesterday. smoked the beers.
Quote from: YPR on July 12, 2011, 03:51:04 PM
Got my retainer to fit on half my teeth after 6 months of disuse
fuck i need to do that
i made some progress on a dope painting a few days ago, got some free pot, $$$$$$$$$$$$$
I dunno yesterday I walked from my friend's house to my house it took a long time but finally being home was pretty satisfying
Happening in the present. Getting my girlfriend to admit she's being fucking psycho.
Quote from: RanchNinja on July 12, 2011, 08:23:48 PM
Happening in the present. Getting my girlfriend to admit she's being fucking psycho.
That sounds fun...
Quote from: Squid Girl on July 12, 2011, 08:24:28 PM
That sounds fun...
It was. Extremely. Woman got mad at me for taking fucking facebook pictures with my sister-in-law's 14 year old sister. I'm 20 and she's basically family. God damn.
I served a large party earlier and they paid me extra. The lady had a breathing machine, and carried it with her. It went into her nose and she kept gasping for air. Her name was Bernice. She gave me some money to go and get her cake, I said I would have done it for free. And she looked at me, and said, I know that, but I want you to have it.
Then everything went smooth and I left around 3. Parked at Ashley's house, and there I drank wine, had something to eat, and smoked again. All while skirting the hostess and rubbing her feet. Very fast hour and something...
Around 6 I waited on another good old get together, retirement home, the sort of funny buggery, and was hooked up with a 30% tip. I let my partner handle most of them, and just served coffee and ice cream. She was cool with that, I lavendered freely in the pick up sections. Had some good checks, and largely avoided what I didn't like. There was a hot blonde in the restaurant. Adorned in all black, from her shoulders to her thighs and back. And I had to stare at that for a minute, and think about it. Real graphic stuff.
Then I left again to drink more wine, smoke more beers, and chill around before I head on home. I gotta admit, I had an urge to subdue and submerge within the bubbly hostess, but I managed to talk myself out of that. And I can always go back.
Overall, I'm a little bit tired and a little bit sore, but a little bit richer and a little less poor. Very much drunk and overall stoned... with a little kissing whore.
That's pretty satisfying, the other 99% of it. Which is impossible to include.
Quote from: Socks on July 12, 2011, 08:54:30 PM
I served a large party earlier and they paid me extra. The lady had a breathing machine, and carried it with her. It went into her nose and she kept gasping for air. Her name was Bernice. She gave me some money to go and get her cake, I said I would have done it for free. And she looked at me, and said, I know that, but I want you to have it.
Then everything went smooth and I left around 3. Parked at Ashley's house, and there I drank wine, had something to eat, and smoked again. All while skirting the hostess and rubbing her feet. Very fast hour and something...
Around 6 I waited on another good old get together, retirement home, the sort of funny buggery, and was hooked up with a 30% tip. I let my partner handle most of them, and just served coffee and ice cream. She was cool with that, I lavendered freely in the pick up sections. Had some good checks, and largely avoided what I didn't like. There was a hot blonde in the restaurant. Adorned in all black, from her shoulders to her thighs and back. And I had to stare at that for a minute, and think about it. Real graphic stuff.
Then I left again to drink more wine, smoke more beers, and chill around before I head on home. I gotta admit, I had an urge to subdue and submerge within the bubbly hostess, but I managed to talk myself out of that. And I can always go back.
Overall, I'm a little bit tired and a little bit sore, but a little bit richer and a little less poor. Very much drunk and overall stoned... with a little kissing whore.
That's pretty satisfying, the other 99% of it. Which is impossible to include.
Sometimes I am bothered by your musings, due to my natural sloth not wanting to process them. Other times, when I am more relaxed and open, I enjoy them greatly. This is one of the latter. Thank you.
I smoked a big bowl last night, so now I don't have any weed left. Usually most people would think that's a bad thing, but now I don't feel any pressure to hide my weed. doodella;
I was also finally trained on a certain piece of equipment at my job the other day after five years of working there. They've been dragging their feet for a long time, so it's satisfying to finally be trained on the toro mower.
I used to beat off when I was stressed. And now that I have a job, I'm stressed a lot. I find I'm angry all the time even if I lynch the lust-loaf.
Quote from: RanchNinja on July 12, 2011, 08:52:34 PM
It was. Extremely. Woman got mad at me for taking fucking facebook pictures with my sister-in-law's 14 year old sister. I'm 20 and she's basically family. God damn.
Ok, that is pretty crazy.
took a nap, bitches.............
Quote from: eeeeeee on July 13, 2011, 09:25:58 PM
took a nap, bitches.............
hey i did this today too hocuspocus;
Quote from: Hiro on July 13, 2011, 09:29:22 PM
hey i did this today too hocuspocus;
It's the right thing to do when it's SO DAMN HOT during the day.
Quote from: eeeeeee on July 13, 2011, 09:43:01 PM
It's the right thing to do when it's SO DAMN HOT during the day.
yeah, that and when you have to wake up at 5 every morning for 6 hours of school baddood;
Quote from: Hiro on July 13, 2011, 09:48:06 PM
yeah, that and when you have to wake up at 5 every morning for 6 hours of school baddood;
That too. DAMN... I wake up and play with kittens
I smoked a blunt
I leveled up five times in a few hours on City of Villains yesterday