Satisfying things you have done recently

[Socks]

I served a large party earlier and they paid me extra. The lady had a breathing machine, and carried it with her. It went into her nose and she kept gasping for air. Her name was Bernice. She gave me some money to go and get her cake, I said I would have done it for free. And she looked at me, and said, I know that, but I want you to have it.

Then everything went smooth and I left around 3. Parked at Ashley's house, and there I drank wine, had something to eat, and smoked again. All while skirting the hostess and rubbing her feet. Very fast hour and something...

Around 6 I waited on another good old get together, retirement home, the sort of funny buggery, and was hooked up with a 30% tip. I let my partner handle most of them, and just served coffee and ice cream. She was cool with that, I lavendered freely in the pick up sections. Had some good checks, and largely avoided what I didn't like. There was a hot blonde in the restaurant. Adorned in all black, from her shoulders to her thighs and back. And I had to stare at that for a minute, and think about it. Real graphic stuff.

Then I left again to drink more wine, smoke more beers, and chill around before I head on home. I gotta admit, I had an urge to subdue and submerge within the bubbly hostess, but I managed to talk myself out of that. And I can always go back.

Overall, I'm a little bit tired and a little bit sore, but a little bit richer and a little less poor. Very much drunk and overall stoned... with a little kissing whore.

That's pretty satisfying, the other 99% of it. Which is impossible to include.

[applesauce]

I served a large party earlier and they paid me extra. The lady had a breathing machine, and carried it with her. It went into her nose and she kept gasping for air. Her name was Bernice. She gave me some money to go and get her cake, I said I would have done it for free. And she looked at me, and said, I know that, but I want you to have it.

Then everything went smooth and I left around 3. Parked at Ashley's house, and there I drank wine, had something to eat, and smoked again. All while skirting the hostess and rubbing her feet. Very fast hour and something...

Around 6 I waited on another good old get together, retirement home, the sort of funny buggery, and was hooked up with a 30% tip. I let my partner handle most of them, and just served coffee and ice cream. She was cool with that, I lavendered freely in the pick up sections. Had some good checks, and largely avoided what I didn't like. There was a hot blonde in the restaurant. Adorned in all black, from her shoulders to her thighs and back. And I had to stare at that for a minute, and think about it. Real graphic stuff.

Then I left again to drink more wine, smoke more beers, and chill around before I head on home. I gotta admit, I had an urge to subdue and submerge within the bubbly hostess, but I managed to talk myself out of that. And I can always go back.

Overall, I'm a little bit tired and a little bit sore, but a little bit richer and a little less poor. Very much drunk and overall stoned... with a little kissing whore.

That's pretty satisfying, the other 99% of it. Which is impossible to include.

Sometimes I am bothered by your musings, due to my natural sloth not wanting to process them. Other times, when I am more relaxed and open, I enjoy them greatly. This is one of the latter. Thank you.

[just1more]

I smoked a big bowl last night, so now I don't have any weed left. Usually most people would think that's a bad thing, but now I don't feel any pressure to hide my weed. 

I was also finally trained on a certain piece of equipment at my job the other day after five years of working there. They've been dragging their feet for a long time, so it's satisfying to finally be trained on the toro mower.

[Infel]

I used to beat off when I was stressed. And now that I have a job, I'm stressed a lot. I find I'm angry all the time even if I lynch the lust-loaf.

[Andria]

It was. Extremely. Woman got mad at me for taking fucking facebook pictures with my sister-in-law's 14 year old sister. I'm 20 and she's basically family. God damn.

Ok, that is pretty crazy.

[piano moths]

took a nap, bitches.............

[Hiro]

took a nap, bitches.............

hey i did this today too

[piano moths]

hey i did this today too

It's the right thing to do when it's SO DAMN HOT during the day.

[Hiro]

It's the right thing to do when it's SO DAMN HOT during the day.

yeah, that and when you have to wake up at 5 every morning for 6 hours of school

[piano moths]

yeah, that and when you have to wake up at 5 every morning for 6 hours of school

That too. DAMN... I wake up and play with kittens

[strongbad]

I smoked a blunt

[Andria]

I leveled up five times in a few hours on City of Villains yesterday

[Travis]

I smoked a blunt