it's been hurting for a few days.
get to it boyah, someone has to be a doctor or something.
I'm broke, can't afford real doctor.
fix my knee.
I have materials, i.e. a sharpie and some mayonnaise. anything else you must provide by mail-o-vision.
i'm afraid we'll have to amputate. the mayonnaise should make sure it heals nicely
Hipsters should totally bring back polio
Quote from: Kotomaru on May 22, 2011, 12:00:06 PM
i'm afraid we'll have to amputate. the mayonnaise should make sure it heals nicely
i think miracle whip would probably be better suited for healing because it obviously wasn't made for eating
Quote from: Simisear on May 22, 2011, 10:13:21 PM
Miracle whip tastes far better than mayo on a cold cut sandwich, on a burger mayo is better. badass
what the fuck is your problem putting mayonnaise on a burger. jesus christ do you realize what you're doing
goddamnit. that shit is horrible. mayo/miracle whip belongs on sandwiches, not burgers. and don't give me any bullshit like "Burgers are sandwiches, dipshit"
They aren't. they never will be. they are hamburgers. same with hotdogs.
also god help you if you put mayo/miracle whip on your hotdog.
Quote from: Simisear on May 22, 2011, 10:13:21 PM
Miracle whip tastes far better than mayo on a cold cut sandwich
LOL no
miracle whip doesn't belong on anything but mayonnaise is a necessity for hamburgers :'(
Quote from: Swirly Glasses on May 23, 2011, 07:52:44 AM
miracle whip doesn't belong on anything but mayonnaise is a necessity for hamburgers :'(
vile&disgusting
Mayonnaise is only an essential if you're Belgian akudood;
Quote from: YPR on May 23, 2011, 08:29:41 AM
Mayonnaise is only an essential if you're Belgian akudood;
i didn't know mayo had anything to do with belgium
Quote from: Tomoyo on May 23, 2011, 08:36:27 AM
i didn't know mayo had anything to do with belgium
They put it on their fries man
oh that's gross
Quote from: YPR on May 23, 2011, 08:39:48 AM
They put it on their fries man
i do that from time to time
i also mix mayo and ketchup to make a tasty little sauce
Quote from: Trevor on May 23, 2011, 08:42:59 AM
i do that from time to time
i also mix mayo and ketchup to make a tasty little sauce
I suppose the latter makes more sense... In Utah they do that and it's known as "fry sauce"
But still just mayo is like eating lard man
Quote from: YPR on May 23, 2011, 08:45:13 AM
I suppose the latter makes more sense... In Utah they do that and it's known as "fry sauce"
But still just mayo is like eating lard man
if i were to accidentally eat a glob of mayo i would be absolutely disgusted
but as long as it's got something else with it (ie: french fry) then i'm fine with it
spectrum's organic mayo is delicious and i sometimes eat a spoonful of it. while i am making my sandwich
sink oh day mayo.