Fix my knee you assholes.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

it's been hurting for a few days.

get to it boyah, someone has to be a doctor or something.

I'm broke, can't afford real doctor.

fix my knee.

I have materials, i.e. a sharpie and some mayonnaise. anything else you must provide by mail-o-vision.

[ME##]

i'm afraid we'll have to amputate.  the mayonnaise should make sure it heals nicely

[YPrrrr]

Hipsters should totally bring back polio

[Samus Aran]

i'm afraid we'll have to amputate.  the mayonnaise should make sure it heals nicely

i think miracle whip would probably be better suited for healing because it obviously wasn't made for eating

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Miracle whip tastes far better than mayo on a cold cut sandwich, on a burger mayo is better.

what the fuck is your problem putting mayonnaise on a burger. jesus christ do you realize what you're doing

goddamnit. that shit is horrible. mayo/miracle whip belongs on sandwiches, not burgers. and don't give me any bullshit like "Burgers are sandwiches, dipshit"

They aren't. they never will be. they are hamburgers. same with hotdogs.

also god help you if you put mayo/miracle whip on your hotdog.

[Samus Aran]

Miracle whip tastes far better than mayo on a cold cut sandwich

LOL no

[Kalahari Inkantation]

miracle whip doesn't belong on anything but mayonnaise is a necessity for hamburgers :'(

[Nyerp]

miracle whip doesn't belong on anything but mayonnaise is a necessity for hamburgers :'(

vile&disgusting

[YPrrrr]

Mayonnaise is only an essential if you're Belgian

[Samus Aran]

Mayonnaise is only an essential if you're Belgian

i didn't know mayo had anything to do with belgium

[YPrrrr]

i didn't know mayo had anything to do with belgium

They put it on their fries man

[Samus Aran]

oh that's gross

[LCK]

They put it on their fries man

i do that from time to time

i also mix mayo and ketchup to make a tasty little sauce

[YPrrrr]

i do that from time to time

i also mix mayo and ketchup to make a tasty little sauce

I suppose the latter makes more sense... In Utah they do that and it's known as "fry sauce"

But still just mayo is like eating lard man

[LCK]

I suppose the latter makes more sense... In Utah they do that and it's known as "fry sauce"

But still just mayo is like eating lard man

if i were to accidentally eat a glob of mayo i would be absolutely disgusted

but as long as it's got something else with it (ie: french fry) then i'm fine with it