I just remembered, 3 of my friends got in trouble for talking and they had to go in another room and the teacher was arguing about how they talked so much and they had to stop but they kept on talking so my teacher said " YOU GUYS KEEP ON TALKING AND TALKING. YOU TALK LIKE... LIKE... LIKE DONKEY!! argh;
Then my friends started telling everyone about it and impersonating of what he said. This teacher has an accent problem so you know.
Anyways I'm not going to sleep until I'm tired if you saw in my other thread that I was going to sleep in 11min. flower;
History Teacher: "ADD Alert!"
Uh, I think it was a lame joke about Polish people.
Why do Polish people have Ski at the end of their names?
Because they can't spell Toboggan
"Spidwack, why don't you go kill yourself?"
God, I love Mr. Katz. wub;
Of course, that was just plain funny and, in no way, stupid.
Our teacher always says "ralph" which apparently means to throw up.
She was like "I ralph every time i go on a roller coaster..."
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on June 04, 2007, 10:02:03 PM
Our teacher always says "ralph" which apparently means to throw up.
She was like "I ralph every time i go on a roller coaster..."
A lot of people say that. psyduck;
Quote from: SBKT on June 04, 2007, 10:02:45 PM
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on June 04, 2007, 10:02:03 PM
Our teacher always says "ralph" which apparently means to throw up.
She was like "I ralph every time i go on a roller coaster..."
A lot of people say that. psyduck;
Wtf? I never heard anyone say that before... psyduck;
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 04, 2007, 10:03:38 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 04, 2007, 10:02:45 PM
Quote from: MILADMAAAN on June 04, 2007, 10:02:03 PM
Our teacher always says "ralph" which apparently means to throw up.
She was like "I ralph every time i go on a roller coaster..."
A lot of people say that. psyduck;
Wtf? I never heard anyone say that before... psyduck;
It's common here. psyduck;
"Marisol, you look so pretty tonight. Your hair will bring all the boys to the yard, all the boys to the yard!" Coming from a Geeky Math Teacher, that was hilarious.
Quote from: Princess on June 04, 2007, 10:04:08 PM
"Marisol, you look so pretty tonight. Your hair will bring all the boys to the yard, all the boys to the yard!" Coming from a Geeky Math Teacher, that was hilarious.
I'd call the cops. pedo;
Quote from: SBKT on June 04, 2007, 10:04:41 PM
Quote from: Princess on June 04, 2007, 10:04:08 PM
"Marisol, you look so pretty tonight. Your hair will bring all the boys to the yard, all the boys to the yard!" Coming from a Geeky Math Teacher, that was hilarious.
I'd call the cops. pedo;
It was prom. educate;
Marilyn Manson is a Christian.
"Stand women upside down, and they're all the same."-Mr.Clouthier.
White power - all of you niggers out there need to get fucking LYNCHED!
"Hi, my name is Mr. Frick."-Mr. Frick
Best. Teacher. Ever.
Quote from: ONEMANFREAKSHOW on June 04, 2007, 11:01:30 PM
"Hi, my name is Mr. Frick."-Mr. Frick
Best. Teacher. Ever.
There was a teacher at my old Middle school named "Miss. Fockner"
SERIOUSLY
"I'm tired of your bullshit, you're a fucking retard"- Teacher to some kid who was sleeping.
Oh, and my old PE teacher, who I swear was a spawn of the devil, told his own son to "Shut the **** up".
This was at a Christian school. v;
Quote from: helter skelter on June 04, 2007, 11:00:03 PM
White power - all of you niggers out there need to get fucking LYNCHED!
Did he get fired?
Some of my friends drew a penis and taped it to the TV in my class. They wrote NASA on it to make it look like a spaceship. Then the teacher saw it and said "Get your NASA blastin penis off my TV set!"
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 05, 2007, 09:35:10 AM
Some of my friends drew a penis and taped it to the TV in my class. They wrote NASA on it to make it look like a spaceship. Then the teacher saw it and said "Get your NASA blastin penis off my TV set!"
Olol. My friend drew a penis behind one of my teacher's pictures on the board and then her husband took one of the pictures off of the board while helping her clean because it was the last day and he said, did you really miss me that much?
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 05, 2007, 09:40:06 AM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 05, 2007, 09:35:10 AM
Some of my friends drew a penis and taped it to the TV in my class. They wrote NASA on it to make it look like a spaceship. Then the teacher saw it and said "Get your NASA blastin penis off my TV set!"
Olol. My friend drew a penis behind one of my teacher's pictures on the board and then her husband took one of the pictures off of the board while helping her clean because it was the last day and he said, did you really miss me that much?
Awesome stories. I drew a cartoon penis and the IA asked if she could have it.
y/n
Mine was better.... Mrs. Fokupindon educate;
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HOLY CRAP WHERE DO YOU LIVE?!?!?!?! I know someone with the exact same last name.
Also, my friend says his old school had a janitor named Harry Balls. I'm not making this stuff up.
Sounds fake.
y/n
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 05, 2007, 02:14:54 PM
Quote from: ONEMANFREAKSHOW on June 05, 2007, 02:14:24 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 05, 2007, 02:08:30 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on June 04, 2007, 11:02:48 PM
Quote from: ONEMANFREAKSHOW on June 04, 2007, 11:01:30 PM
"Hi, my name is Mr. Frick."-Mr. Frick
Best. Teacher. Ever.
There was a teacher at my old Middle school named "Miss. Fockner"
SERIOUSLY
Sounds fake.
There was a teacher in my old school named Ms. Condon. educate;
HOLY CRAP WHERE DO YOU LIVE?!?!?!?! I know someone with the exact same last name.
Also, my friend says his old school had a janitor named Harry Balls. I'm not making this stuff up.
You messed up your quote by putting it in the middle.
Quote from: SBKT on June 05, 2007, 02:16:01 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 05, 2007, 02:14:54 PM
Quote from: ONEMANFREAKSHOW on June 05, 2007, 02:14:24 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 05, 2007, 02:08:30 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on June 04, 2007, 11:02:48 PM
Quote from: ONEMANFREAKSHOW on June 04, 2007, 11:01:30 PM
"Hi, my name is Mr. Frick."-Mr. Frick
Best. Teacher. Ever.
There was a teacher at my old Middle school named "Miss. Fockner"
SERIOUSLY
Sounds fake.
There was a teacher in my old school named Ms. Condon. educate;
HOLY CRAP WHERE DO YOU LIVE?!?!?!?! I know someone with the exact same last name.
Also, my friend says his old school had a janitor named Harry Balls. I'm not making this stuff up.
You messed up your quote by putting it in the middle.
Whoops... I'll edit it.