so there i was minding my own biz watching harry potter 3(?) when suddenly i hear a car pull up. twas my girl and she had come bearing gifts! in other words she went food shopping. so there i am inspecting the groceries when-
holy fucking jesus wait a second
no seriously, am i dreaming?! NO. i can't be dreaming. even my mind can't create something this intense
i read the label on this mysterious item several times before i truly realize what i am infact holding in my hand
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CANNED MOTHERFUCKING FINGERLICKIN' CHICKEN BREAST[/spoiler]
HONESTLY I CAN NOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I GOT THIS EXCITED OVER AN INANIMATE OBJECT. I'M GOING TO HAVE IT FOR LUNCH ON A SANDWICH
itt: moments in your life when you mind was blown
when I became an outcast and the world turned to darker hues
when i was born :3
When Squid beefed it.
currently eating canned chicken
all 5 senses still appear to be intact
actually not bad at all
what the hell's the big deal about canned chicken?
Quote from: Travis on February 19, 2011, 12:32:41 AM
what the hell's the big deal about canned chicken?
he's used to canned kangaroo
Canned Chicken?
Pig. Disgusting.
Quote from: Travis on February 19, 2011, 12:32:41 AM
what the hell's the big deal about canned chicken?
it's like finding a polar bear in the patagonian desert
Quote from: Tyler on February 19, 2011, 12:50:27 AM
Canned Chicken?
Pig. Disgusting.
wasn't as bad as i imagined it to be
when she actually said "yes"
mind = completely blown
last Saturday I tripped mushrooms with my brother & a friend and another friend of ours was driving us around. This diva was bumping techno and I was in the backseat and I lost everything that was real & it was briefly very sad. And then it got less sad and it seemed like the only reasonable thing to do was to search for aliens.
I lost it, but I got it back.
when I get bodied srs
Quote from: steal on February 19, 2011, 02:20:49 PM
canned chicken + fork + mayonnaise + saltines = your life will never be the same
yeah because i'll have puked all my organs out doodthing;
Quote from: steal on February 19, 2011, 02:20:49 PM
canned chicken + fork + mayonnaise + saltines = your life will never be the same
the fork seems misplaced in that math problem
but the outcome sounds delicious
When I'm really tired from not sleeping for over 40+ hours I'll start seeing things jumping out at me... Usually people who aren't really there
Quote from: steal on February 19, 2011, 02:20:49 PM
canned chicken + fork + mayonnaise + saltines = your life will never be the same
I think hyper's chicken already has mayonnaise on it n_u
in my mind the meat just falls out of the can and the mayo appears in the mixing apparatus and then the mixing with the fork comes into play
when the food holocaust happens to us and we dont even know we are naizs.
What's reality?
Quote from: steal on February 19, 2011, 02:20:49 PM
canned chicken + fork + mayonnaise + saltines = your life will never be the same
the canned chicken was actually corn and mayonnaise flavour lol
Quote from: Sillbury on February 19, 2011, 09:32:54 PM
the canned chicken was actually corn and mayonnaise flavour lol
I'm going to be sick.
Quote from: Sillbury on February 19, 2011, 09:32:54 PM
the canned chicken was actually corn and mayonnaise flavour lol
sounds like heaven
tastes just like real chicken!
shrooms