last time you nearly lost your grasp on reality?

Sillbury · February 17, 2011, 09:49:37 AM

so there i was minding my own biz watching harry potter 3(?) when suddenly i hear a car pull up. twas my girl and she had come bearing gifts! in other words she went food shopping. so there i am inspecting the groceries when-

holy fucking jesus wait a second

no seriously, am i dreaming?! NO. i can't be dreaming. even my mind can't create something this intense

i read the label on this mysterious item several times before i truly realize what i am infact holding in my hand

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CANNED MOTHERFUCKING FINGERLICKIN' CHICKEN BREAST[/spoiler]

HONESTLY I CAN NOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I GOT THIS EXCITED OVER AN INANIMATE OBJECT. I'M GOING TO HAVE IT FOR LUNCH ON A SANDWICH

itt: moments in your life when you mind was blown

[REDACTED] · February 17, 2011, 10:29:32 AM

when I became an outcast and the world turned to darker hues

Andria · February 17, 2011, 10:35:13 AM

when i was born

crystalpepsi · February 17, 2011, 10:54:16 AM

When Squid beefed it.

Sillbury · February 19, 2011, 12:29:13 AM

currently eating canned chicken

all 5 senses still appear to be intact

actually not bad at all

Travis · February 19, 2011, 12:32:41 AM

what the hell's the big deal about canned chicken?

Nyerp · February 19, 2011, 12:44:59 AM

Quote from: Travis on February 19, 2011, 12:32:41 AM
what the hell's the big deal about canned chicken?

he's used to canned kangaroo

Classic · February 19, 2011, 12:50:27 AM

Canned Chicken?

Pig. Disgusting.

Sillbury · February 19, 2011, 12:51:47 AM

Quote from: Travis on February 19, 2011, 12:32:41 AM
what the hell's the big deal about canned chicken?

it's like finding a polar bear in the patagonian desert

Quote from: Tyler on February 19, 2011, 12:50:27 AM
Canned Chicken?

Pig. Disgusting.

wasn't as bad as i imagined it to be

Samus Aran · February 19, 2011, 01:29:06 AM

when she actually said "yes"

mind = completely blown

piano moths · February 19, 2011, 03:24:40 AM

last Saturday I tripped mushrooms with my brother & a friend and another friend of ours was driving us around. This diva was bumping techno and I was in the backseat and I lost everything that was real & it was briefly very sad. And then it got less sad and it seemed like the only reasonable thing to do was to search for aliens.

I lost it, but I got it back.

musica.cards · February 19, 2011, 03:30:02 AM

when I get bodied

Nyerp · February 19, 2011, 02:30:10 PM

Quote from: steal on February 19, 2011, 02:20:49 PM
canned chicken + fork + mayonnaise + saltines = your life will never be the same

yeah because i'll have puked all my organs out

LCK · February 19, 2011, 02:55:11 PM

Quote from: steal on February 19, 2011, 02:20:49 PM
canned chicken + fork + mayonnaise + saltines = your life will never be the same

the fork seems misplaced in that math problem

but the outcome sounds delicious

YPrrrr · February 19, 2011, 02:59:48 PM

When I'm really tired from not sleeping for over 40+ hours I'll start seeing things jumping out at me... Usually people who aren't really there

Quote from: steal on February 19, 2011, 02:20:49 PM
canned chicken + fork + mayonnaise + saltines = your life will never be the same

I think hyper's chicken already has mayonnaise on it

last time you nearly lost your grasp on reality?

Sillbury

February 17, 2011, 09:49:37 AM

[REDACTED]

February 17, 2011, 10:29:32 AM #1

Andria

February 17, 2011, 10:35:13 AM #2

crystalpepsi

February 17, 2011, 10:54:16 AM #3

Sillbury

February 19, 2011, 12:29:13 AM #4

Travis

February 19, 2011, 12:32:41 AM #5

Nyerp

February 19, 2011, 12:44:59 AM #6

Classic

February 19, 2011, 12:50:27 AM #7

Sillbury

February 19, 2011, 12:51:47 AM #8

Samus Aran

February 19, 2011, 01:29:06 AM #9

piano moths

February 19, 2011, 03:24:40 AM #10

musica.cards

February 19, 2011, 03:30:02 AM #11

Nyerp

February 19, 2011, 02:30:10 PM #12

LCK

February 19, 2011, 02:55:11 PM #13

YPrrrr

February 19, 2011, 02:59:48 PM #14