who wants to be my cumdumpster and save my life?
Time to hit the bars n_u
you should post your fantasies and relieve yourself of some of your sexual tensions here (http://worldcupsexualfrustration.tumblr.com/) n_n
replace the names of those in your fantasies with names of soccer football players cjlubdoods;
at first i didn't notice that was a link and i was about to post some wild fantasies right here in this thread but never mind
there's an app for that
Quote from: Stocking on November 09, 2010, 11:46:10 PM
at first i didn't notice that was a link and i was about to post some wild fantasies right here in this thread but never mind
Please do
Just become mostly sexually apathetic. That's how I roll.
I cybered with my ex today.
I'm confused.
masturbate a lot
Quote from: Zach on November 10, 2010, 01:27:52 AM
masturbate a lot
i already do this
probably more than just about anyone else here
Quote from: Stocking on November 10, 2010, 01:36:09 AM
i already do this
probably more than just about anyone else here
pfft yeah right
how many times per day
Quote from: Panty on November 10, 2010, 07:48:04 AM
pfft yeah right
how many times per day
two to four usually
Quote from: bluaki on November 10, 2010, 03:16:54 AM
Who doesn't n_n
Regular people who don't like their men to be women. ugly;
I am your cure. winku~~
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on November 10, 2010, 12:19:01 PM
Regular people who don't like their men to be women. ugly;
i like them meek and spindly n_n
Quote from: Stocking on November 10, 2010, 12:17:43 PM
two to four usually
four? that's uh...doesn't that like strain your wiener doodhuh;
also if i had this room to myself you'd better believe i'd match that wariodood;
You're such a perv, Panty. :|
and no it doesn't strain anything lol
I honestly don't see why somebody would want to masturbate two to four times per day. That's just obsessive.
Start reading, Ryan. akudood;
i already read enough
and play vidya and watch animu and movies
YET I STILL FIND TIME TO MASTURBATE A LOT
Quote from: iCandy on November 10, 2010, 02:20:41 PM
omg you freak >.<
I BLAME JAPAN
YOUR HENTAI ARTISTS ARE JUST TOO TALENTED :'(
Quote from: Stocking on November 10, 2010, 02:23:47 PM
I BLAME JAPAN
YOUR HENTAI ARTISTS ARE JUST TOO TALENTED :'(
Do not blame Japan. Blame you. baddood;
i've never had trouble doing it again and again and again
even ask hensa n_u
You are too much horny by far baddood;
I don't associate with homos.
Nah, jk, i'm a flaming fruity faggot willing to suck your cock dry.
Quote from: AegisReflector on November 10, 2010, 05:25:51 PM
Nah, jk, i'm a flaming fruity faggot willing to suck your cock dry.
ew get your mouth off me. i don't allow homos to touch me
Quote from: Jim on November 10, 2010, 05:26:41 PM
ew get your mouth off me. i don't allow homos to touch me
Shut up before I saw it off.
[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST] :(
yes;
Quote from: AegisReflector on November 10, 2010, 07:39:49 PM
Rape tiemz occr now?!?!?!
Who are you?
I'm Tyler, the literal queen of Boyah.
Do all you can to please me or I'll
hate you. akudood;
Quote from: iCandy on November 10, 2010, 03:59:44 PM
Do not blame Japan. Blame you. baddood;
Oh God that's one of the greatest things I've ever read.
My sig is getting a little too long though.
Quote from: Classique on November 10, 2010, 07:41:56 PM
Who are you?
I'm Tyler, the literal queen of Boyah.
Do all you can to please me or I'll hate you. akudood;
I'm Aegis, one of the filthy fag walking street scum you see at corners where I poke my dick at strangers eye sockets.
I like you. 5thgrade;
Quote from: Phyllis on November 10, 2010, 07:52:48 PM
I like you. 5thgrade;
Don't get too close otherwise I get a really nasty hard-on that might cause my jizz storage capsules to explode.
This is getting better and better. 5thgrade;
I wouldn't come any closer. The beast inside me bites real hard that it can tear multiple assholes in your body.
oh god
OH GOD
yes;
i think you gave tyler a clue sillydood;
All I can say now is:
Bottoms up.
I have a HUGE clue.
Oh god. My mouth is open. <3
Now you will see a river, no, an OCEAN of cum come flooding down your mouth, tasting even more saltier than your grandma's titty milk.
Then, you will then see the great big beast come flying into your asshole and giving you such great painful pleasure, along with damaging your intestines and colon and whatnot.
aegis, you've awoken the monster
i'm afraid there's no turning back now :(
Strip me down, slather me in butter and shit in my mouth.
Jesus Christ, I want you inside me so fucking bad right now.
Quote from: Phyllis on November 10, 2010, 08:15:19 PM
Strip me down, slather me in butter and shit in my mouth.
Jesus Christ, I want you inside me so fucking bad right now.
I'd rather shit in your dickhole and slather you with hydrochloric acid.
Sound good?
Keep touching me like that and you can do whatever you want.
Now, for me to shit on your face, then lick it.
You are so fuckable it's not even funny. It's now FUCKING SERIOUS. madood;
You're god damn right I'm fuckable. sillydood;
Use a condom. I'm not a filthy man.
also lets be friends cjlubdoods;
what the christ am i reading goowan
He's my new friend. cjlubdoods;
Quote from: Pam on November 10, 2010, 08:25:04 PM
what the christ am i reading goowan
http://worldcupsexualfrustration.tumblr.com/
srsly when they could be reading that
Quote from: Jim on November 10, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
http://worldcupsexualfrustration.tumblr.com/
srsly when they could be reading that
Yes. giggle;
Quote from: Phyllis on November 10, 2010, 08:25:38 PM
He's my new friend. cjlubdoods;
<3
I'm now starting to nibble on your nipples so I can have some milk with your shit.
Oh, he's too cute. giggle;
Quote from: Pam on November 10, 2010, 08:26:18 PM
Yes. giggle;
Remember the one we were posting over the summer? yes;
Quote from: Jim on November 10, 2010, 08:28:12 PM
Remember the one we were posting over the summer? yes;
I reminisce about it each and every moment of each and every day. :'(
my thread
it is raped
Quote from: AegisReflector on November 10, 2010, 08:18:00 PM
I'd rather shit in your dickhole and slather you with hydrochloric acid.
Sound good?
(http://d.imagehost.org/0739/stock2av.png)
Quote from: Stocking on November 11, 2010, 04:58:33 AM
(http://d.imagehost.org/0739/stock2av.png)
UNLEASH THE BEAST
Quote from: Stocking on November 11, 2010, 04:58:33 AM
(http://d.imagehost.org/0739/stock2av.png)
Oh come on, it's a very standard procedure in anal rape. baddood;
Quote from: XLR on November 10, 2010, 07:42:00 PM
Oh God that's one of the greatest things I've ever read.
My sig is getting a little too long though.
<3 giggle;
Quote from: Jim on November 11, 2010, 04:59:39 AM
UNLEASH THE BEAST
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070528050110/gundam/images/thumb/6/6c/Rx178new.jpg/328px-Rx178new.jpg)
Quote from: Snowy620 on November 11, 2010, 07:07:45 AM
I liked it better whn you didn't only talk about dicks in butts, Aegis. doodhuh;
Pork and beans!
Quote from: iCandy on November 11, 2010, 09:28:55 AM
<3 giggle;(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070528050110/gundam/images/thumb/6/6c/Rx178new.jpg/328px-Rx178new.jpg)
how would it make you feel if i said that gundam is boring
Quote from: Stocking on November 11, 2010, 04:14:57 PM
how would it make you feel if i said that gundam is boring
I would agree n_u
giant robots are boring in general
Quote from: Panty on November 11, 2010, 04:17:48 PM
giant robots are boring in general
i love Evangelion shut up
also Full Metal Panic! was pretty cool
Code Geass was not boring giant robots too
Quote from: Panty on November 11, 2010, 04:17:48 PM
giant robots are boring in general
perfect truth O_0
Quote from: Snowy620 on November 11, 2010, 05:46:33 PM
Kaz, my body is ready.
Oh shoo, little one. You do not understand.
i like code geass :'(
Quote from: Pam on November 11, 2010, 08:52:25 PM
i like code geass :'(
I am glad someone else does giggle;
Quote from: Stocking on November 10, 2010, 01:36:09 AM
i already do this
probably more than just about anyone else here
i doubt it
Why did I read this entire thread? goowan
Quote from: Snowy620 on November 12, 2010, 01:34:40 PM
I still don't get how you can masturbate more than once a day. baddood;
about 3 a week for me >_<'
Code Geass is the only giant robots anime I liked. I think Evangelion was quite dull at many parts :x
Quote from: Snowy620 on November 12, 2010, 01:34:40 PM
I still don't get how you can masturbate more than once a day. baddood;
Much less than a day, I can easily repeat within just a couple minutes.
But I refrain from doing so n_u
[spoiler]But I still have a habit of masturbating more than I should. Often almost daily saddood;[/spoiler]
OMG YOU AMERICANS >.<
Quote from: bluaki on November 12, 2010, 01:59:14 PM
Much less than a day, I can easily repeat within just a couple minutes.
But I refrain from doing so n_u
So can I, which is why when Hensa and I got it on, when we quit it was because we were running out of time before her parents got back, not because I couldn't keep going, even if I was on my third time.
n_u
i'll give u the good ol rub n tug, kaz