i'm going to die from sexual frustration

[Samus Aran]

pfft yeah right

how many times per day

two to four usually

[Samus Aran]

mememememememememememe

Oh psh hardly surprising

i know lol

[ME##]

Who doesn't

Regular people who don't like their men to be women.

[ikanaide]

I am your cure. winku~~

[??????]

Regular people who don't like their men to be women.

i like them meek and spindly 

[Nyerp]

two to four usually

four? that's uh...doesn't that like strain your wiener

also if i had this room to myself you'd better believe i'd match that

[Samus Aran]

You're such a perv, Panty.

and no it doesn't strain anything lol

[ME##]

I honestly don't see why somebody would want to masturbate two to four times per day.  That's just obsessive. 




Start reading, Ryan. 

[Samus Aran]

i already read enough

and play vidya and watch animu and movies

YET I STILL FIND TIME TO MASTURBATE A LOT

[ikanaide]

two to four usually

omg you freak 

[Samus Aran]

omg you freak 

I BLAME JAPAN

YOUR HENTAI ARTISTS ARE JUST TOO TALENTED :'(

[ikanaide]

I BLAME JAPAN

YOUR HENTAI ARTISTS ARE JUST TOO TALENTED :'(

Do not blame Japan. Blame you. 

[Samus Aran]

i've never had trouble doing it again and again and again

even ask hensa

[ikanaide]

You are too much horny by far 

[AegisReflector]

I don't associate with homos.













Nah, jk, i'm a flaming fruity willing to suck your cock dry.