"Think how it would be if your computer wrote error messages in Haiku.
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here."
What textbook is this?
Here is a poem called Premature Ejaculation.
"I'm sorry this poem's already finished"
Quote from: Veal on October 28, 2010, 08:08:04 PM
"Think how it would be if your computer wrote error messages in Haiku.
Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
Three things are certain,
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred?
This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
this thread is full of Boyah's intellectuals
All good things must end.
Ashes to ashes. Dust, dust.
Installing upgrade...
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
Your stomach is full.
You've left no room for dessert.
Enable cookies?
Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
I am a printer.
Not a fucking lumber mill.
Insert more paper.
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Ooo, I like that 1.
I liked the one with the cookies. Reminded me of my username.
Thank you thank you.
Okay now I have to write a sonnet.