Excerpts From My Textbook

Veal · October 28, 2010, 08:08:04 PM

"Think how it would be if your computer wrote error messages in Haiku.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here."

????? · October 28, 2010, 08:12:58 PM

What textbook is this?

Veal · October 28, 2010, 08:14:45 PM

Here is a poem called Premature Ejaculation.

"I'm sorry this poem's already finished"

Cookie · October 28, 2010, 08:18:14 PM

Quote from: Veal on October 28, 2010, 08:08:04 PM
"Think how it would be if your computer wrote error messages in Haiku.

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

Veal · October 28, 2010, 08:20:07 PM

Three things are certain,
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred?

Cookie · October 28, 2010, 08:20:43 PM

This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.

????? · October 28, 2010, 08:21:59 PM

this thread is full of Boyah's intellectuals

Veal · October 28, 2010, 08:24:44 PM

All good things must end.
Ashes to ashes. Dust, dust.
Installing upgrade...

Cookie · October 28, 2010, 08:26:02 PM

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Veal · October 28, 2010, 08:26:49 PM

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Cookie · October 28, 2010, 08:27:44 PM

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.

Veal · October 28, 2010, 08:28:38 PM

Your stomach is full.
You've left no room for dessert.
Enable cookies?

Cookie · October 28, 2010, 08:29:29 PM

Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.

Veal · October 28, 2010, 08:32:43 PM

I am a printer.
Not a fucking lumber mill.
Insert more paper.

Cookie · October 28, 2010, 08:34:42 PM

The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.