Okay of course this is lady related thats the only reason I ever post. Long story short: really hot girl in my English class, I think she keeps looking over at me from time to time, I would like to introduce myself and get to know her better. HOWEVER, I don't know her at all obviously. As far as I know we have no friends in common, or anything else in common really. So how do I go about starting a conversation without coming off as some fucking weirdo. Like I feel like if I just walked up to her and was like "Hi, I'm Danny" she would looked puzzled and conversation would go FUCKING NO WHERE. i'm just tired of being forever alone guys :(
please remember i look like this fucking dipshit when replying.
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you either
1-introduce yourself and risk everything
2-do nothing
befuddlement
Lawl. This is me with women in college as well. I keep saying to myself "WTF, Drew, you had no problem with this in high school, even in fucking junior high you knew how tom do this. WTF."
What a loser.
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 07, 2010, 05:13:40 PM
you either
1-introduce yourself and risk everything
2-do nothing
befuddlement
FUCK I HATE RISKING SHIT. I mean I made some jokes in class today. Like the professor was like "The answer for number one on the quiz was he drowned in a well." and I was like "Shit, that isn't smallpox" and she giggled. MAYBE ILL RISK IT BUT I DONT WANT TO POOP MYSELF
Quote from: C Mongler on September 07, 2010, 05:18:13 PM
If i was gay this would be so much easier >_<'
how so confuseddood;
More that I'm a fat angry bitch and don't care what people think. 5thgrade;
Quote from: C Mongler on September 07, 2010, 05:19:36 PM
gay people like to talk to everyone
not true confuseddood;
Quote from: 鉄腕アãÆ'ˆãÆ' on September 07, 2010, 05:23:15 PM
More that I'm a fat angry bitch and don't care what people think. 5thgrade;
I don't care what she thinks i just wanna fucccckkkkk philip; cmongler;
Somebody had a good way of saying it on reddit. Rejection is like getting 0 karma on a comment. One person might downvote you, but it doesn't affect your karma score.
That being said, you have nothing to lose so idk
I couldn't do it either though lol
"hey sup i'm danny lets make rub"
YOU SHOULD INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND TRY TO FUCK HER IF YOU DON'T SUCCEED THEN WHO CARES BECAUSE THERE ARE LOTS OF OTHER GIRLS IN COLLEGE
Quote from: Travis on September 07, 2010, 05:35:53 PM
YOU SHOULD INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND TRY TO FUCK HER IF YOU DON'T SUCCEED THEN WHO CARES BECAUSE THERE ARE LOTS OF OTHER GIRLS IN COLLEGE
but then im going to feel weird when i stare at her for the next 4 months
Quote from: Strongbob on September 07, 2010, 05:31:25 PM
Somebody had a good way of saying it on reddit. Rejection is like getting 0 karma on a comment. One person might downvote you, but it doesn't affect your karma score.
That being said, you have nothing to lose so idk
I couldn't do it either though lol
REAL LIFE IS NOT REDDIT HOLY FUCK
also you should tell her you like to mongle cocks
there's a common interest right there 5thgrade;
Quote from: applesauce on September 07, 2010, 05:14:17 PM
Lawl. This is me with women in college as well. I keep saying to myself "WTF, Drew, you had no problem with this in high school, even in fucking junior high you knew how tom do this. WTF."
it's easier in junior high and high school because for the most part you have been in the same schools for years. there is much more to relate to. not so in college
ANTE UP YOU PUSSY AND GO ALL IN
OR YOU CAN FOLD LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
Holy shit mongler, even I don't have issues introducing myself to people in class. akudood;
Quote from: Hïro on September 07, 2010, 11:12:00 PM
Holy shit mongler, even I don't have issues introducing myself to people in class. akudood;
there's a thing called tact, however. then there are mind fucking philosophies. so i prefer people introducing themselves to me.
Quote from: Socks on September 07, 2010, 11:15:41 PM
there's a thing called tact, however. then there are mind fucking philosophies. so i prefer people introducing themselves to me.
doodhuh;
Quote from: Hïro on September 07, 2010, 11:12:00 PM
Holy shit mongler, even I don't have issues introducing myself to people in class. akudood;
So you just walk around all day saying "Sup I'm Hiro bitch you better enjoy it" to every person in class? Also this is college not high school fyi. If it were high school I wouldn't give a fuck.
show her your youtube videos you're bound to get pussy with those
show them your rosy cheeks cmongler;
Meeting girls in college is much easier than meeting girls in high school by my estimation confuseddood;
Then again I switched high schools in sophomore year
Quote from: YPR on September 08, 2010, 12:10:26 PM
Meeting girls in college is much easier than meeting girls in high school by my estimation confuseddood;
Then again I switched high schools in sophomore year
plus aren't girls the majority at most universities? n_u
Quote from: YPR on September 08, 2010, 12:10:26 PM
Meeting girls in college is much easier than meeting girls in high school by my estimation confuseddood;
Then again I switched high schools in sophomore year
That should have given you an added advantage though. You're the edgy mysterious gentleman new student.
Chicks dig mystery
Quote from: YPR on September 08, 2010, 12:10:26 PM
Meeting girls in college is much easier than meeting girls in high school by my estimation confuseddood;
Then again I switched high schools in sophomore year
Only when you're drunk/ have the ability to make them drunk.
Quote from: C Mongler on September 08, 2010, 12:38:24 PM
Only when you're drunk/ have the ability to make them drunk.
Getting drunk is pretty easy girl;
ypr's a lightweight Reichdood;
ypr has plenty of access to booze sillydood;
lucky :(
Quote from: YPR on September 08, 2010, 01:18:35 PM
Getting drunk is pretty easy girl;
I'm not going to class drunk. High maybe, but that's just going to make it harder than it already is.
You're dumb Mongler. akudood;
YPR, care to share? I went to my job interview with a massive hangover and got the job. girl;
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 08, 2010, 12:17:04 PM
plus aren't girls the majority at most universities? n_u
My university is 55% girls giggle;
Quote from: C Mongler on September 08, 2010, 04:58:33 AM
So you just walk around all day saying "Sup I'm Hiro bitch you better enjoy it" to every person in class? Also this is college not high school fyi. If it were high school I wouldn't give a fuck.
I don't say it in those exact words, but yeah if there's someone I want to talk to in one of my classes I say "Hi I'm Grant what's your name"
And college is so much easier to meet people than high school. I never introduced myself in high school. akudood;
Just say hello, and make plenty of eye contact.
Think of witty or interesting things to say related to the class so you have a common topic to talk about. Walk her to where she's going. If you're even the least bit attractive, she will let you accompany her. The most important thing to do is just talk to he god dammit. Who cares what it's about? It just matters that you are talking to her.
how strange to fret over a stranger, more to labor under burden for mind of a woman.
lol
akudood;
I remember when I had my first beer.
Also if you don't try so hard it's a lot easier n_u
Today I decided I don't give a fuck anymore, and i just want to play video games all day because women are sluts and boats n_n
dude i started my newest job like 4 months ago and i haven't made any friends yet so i can't really help you sorry