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Title: If you could go back and time and have sex with any historical figure
Post by: spaceman on August 17, 2010, 02:23:51 PM
Who would you fuck?
Title: Re: If you could go back and time and have sex with any historical figure
Post by: ?????? on August 17, 2010, 02:25:06 PM
my parents
Title: Re: If you could go back and time and have sex with any historical figure
Post by: Mando Pandango on August 17, 2010, 02:25:41 PM
John Stamos
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Post by: snorkel on August 17, 2010, 02:26:38 PM
aphrodite or Isis

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ec/Isis.svg/220px-Isis.svg.png)

mmmmm look at that ass
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Post by: spaceman on August 17, 2010, 02:29:56 PM
Helen of Troy fuck yes
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Post by: ME## on August 17, 2010, 02:30:43 PM
Marie Antoinette.
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Post by: Andria on August 17, 2010, 02:36:16 PM
Morgan la Fey
Hathor
or Cleopatra VII
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Post by: Selkie on August 17, 2010, 03:33:33 PM
I second Helen of Troy.

One of the most important wars in history broke out just because of her. That poontang must have been amazing.
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Post by: Travis on August 17, 2010, 05:28:03 PM
Harriet Tubman
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Post by: Nyerp on August 17, 2010, 07:01:37 PM
why are you guy picking fictional people

also

Alexander the Great
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Post by: [REDACTED] on August 18, 2010, 10:14:34 AM
James Buchanan
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Post by: ME## on August 18, 2010, 10:27:59 AM
Quote from: Quis sum? on August 18, 2010, 10:14:34 AM
James Buchanan


worst gay president ever
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Post by: Daddy on August 18, 2010, 06:17:18 PM
Hitler.

I'd fuck him so hard he'd think twice before killing the jews.
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Post by: Socks on August 18, 2010, 06:32:54 PM
a rather splendid virgin farm girl. one preferably from the mediterranean basin circa 350 bce.
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Post by: Mando Pandango on August 18, 2010, 09:19:21 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 18, 2010, 06:32:54 PM
a rather splendid virgin farm girl. one preferably from the mediterranean basin circa 350 bce.

Keep in mind she probably wouldn't be very lovely, since she would have bathed 4 times in her life.
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Post by: Nyerp on August 18, 2010, 09:59:14 PM
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on August 18, 2010, 09:19:21 PM
Keep in mind she probably wouldn't be very lovely, since she would have bathed 4 times in her life.


don't forget the countless diseases
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Post by: Socks on August 19, 2010, 02:45:40 AM
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on August 18, 2010, 09:19:21 PM
Keep in mind she probably wouldn't be very lovely, since she would have bathed 4 times in her life.


common misconception. i choose my time and destination carefully. in addition, you should also keep in mind my power and ability to manipulate realty, within context of the proposed scenario presented here, in which it was supposed that i would be a motherfucking time traveler! as such, there is no bound to what i could accomplish with this woman. perhaps the first thing i might do is have erotic and futuristic shampoo orgasms with her.
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Post by: Mando Pandango on August 19, 2010, 03:08:52 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 19, 2010, 02:45:40 AM
common misconception. i choose my time and destination carefully. in addition, you should also keep in mind my power and ability to manipulate realty, within context of the proposed scenario presented here, in which it was supposed that i would be a motherfucking time traveler! as such, there is no bound to what i could accomplish with this woman. perhaps the first thing i might do is have erotic and futuristic shampoo orgasms with her.
Sounds awesome.

Now I'm torn between John Stamos and this.
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Post by: strongbad on August 19, 2010, 04:10:09 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 19, 2010, 02:45:40 AM
common misconception. i choose my time and destination carefully. in addition, you should also keep in mind my power and ability to manipulate realty, within context of the proposed scenario presented here, in which it was supposed that i would be a motherfucking time traveler! as such, there is no bound to what i could accomplish with this woman. perhaps the first thing i might do is have erotic and futuristic shampoo orgasms with her.

You have put way too much thought into this.
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Post by: Nyerp on August 19, 2010, 05:01:27 PM
Quote from: Strongbab on August 19, 2010, 04:10:09 PM
You have put way too much thought into this.


i think you're forgetting that it's socks
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Post by: strongbad on August 19, 2010, 05:28:09 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on August 19, 2010, 05:01:27 PM
i think you're forgetting that it's socks

I forgot nothing.
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Post by: Ehh on August 19, 2010, 06:04:32 PM
The woman Zeus impregnated... can't..remember...her  name..

but fuck i mean if Zeus would tap that then i sooo would too
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Post by: Mando Pandango on August 19, 2010, 08:59:40 PM
Quote from: Ehh on August 19, 2010, 06:04:32 PM
The woman Zeus impregnated... can't..remember...her  name..

but fuck i mean if Zeus would tap that then i sooo would too
You'll have to be a bit more specific. Zeus stuck his penis in everything with a heartbeat.
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Post by: Thyme on August 19, 2010, 09:11:36 PM
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on August 19, 2010, 08:59:40 PM
You'll have to be a bit more specific. Zeus stuck his penis in everything with a heartbeat.


I was going to add that he did it with a swan, but I was misremembering the myth of Leda.

He did it with a woman as a swan. psyduck;

Quote from: Strongbab on August 19, 2010, 04:10:09 PM
You have put way too much thought into this.


No, it makes things more fun. saddood;
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Post by: YPrrrr on August 19, 2010, 09:14:30 PM
Quote from: Thyme on August 19, 2010, 09:11:36 PM
I was going to add that he did it with a swan, but I was misremembering the myth of Leda.

He did it with a woman as a swan. psyduck;
Religion used to be so much more fun saddood;
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Post by: Socks on August 19, 2010, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: YPR on August 19, 2010, 09:14:30 PM
Religion used to be so much more fun saddood;


if you consider it from an ivory tower, yes.
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Post by: rdl on August 19, 2010, 10:20:01 PM
socks has a great point
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Post by: Swift on August 20, 2010, 08:15:19 PM
lincoln
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Post by: ME## on August 20, 2010, 08:20:43 PM
Quote from: Swift on August 20, 2010, 08:15:19 PM
lincoln


Oh, our second homoerotic president, eh? ;)