Who would you fuck?
my parents
John Stamos
aphrodite or Isis
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mmmmm look at that ass
Helen of Troy fuck yes
Marie Antoinette.
Morgan la Fey
Hathor
or Cleopatra VII
I second Helen of Troy.
One of the most important wars in history broke out just because of her. That poontang must have been amazing.
Harriet Tubman
why are you guy picking fictional people
also
Alexander the Great
James Buchanan
Hitler.
I'd fuck him so hard he'd think twice before killing the jews.
a rather splendid virgin farm girl. one preferably from the mediterranean basin circa 350 bce.
Quote from: Socks on August 18, 2010, 06:32:54 PM
a rather splendid virgin farm girl. one preferably from the mediterranean basin circa 350 bce.
Keep in mind she probably wouldn't be very lovely, since she would have bathed 4 times in her life.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on August 18, 2010, 09:19:21 PM
Keep in mind she probably wouldn't be very lovely, since she would have bathed 4 times in her life.
don't forget the countless diseases
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on August 18, 2010, 09:19:21 PM
Keep in mind she probably wouldn't be very lovely, since she would have bathed 4 times in her life.
common misconception. i choose my time and destination carefully. in addition, you should also keep in mind my power and ability to manipulate realty, within context of the proposed scenario presented here, in which it was supposed that i would be a motherfucking time traveler! as such, there is no bound to what i could accomplish with this woman. perhaps the first thing i might do is have erotic and futuristic shampoo orgasms with her.
Quote from: Socks on August 19, 2010, 02:45:40 AM
common misconception. i choose my time and destination carefully. in addition, you should also keep in mind my power and ability to manipulate realty, within context of the proposed scenario presented here, in which it was supposed that i would be a motherfucking time traveler! as such, there is no bound to what i could accomplish with this woman. perhaps the first thing i might do is have erotic and futuristic shampoo orgasms with her.
Sounds awesome.
Now I'm torn between John Stamos and this.
Quote from: Socks on August 19, 2010, 02:45:40 AM
common misconception. i choose my time and destination carefully. in addition, you should also keep in mind my power and ability to manipulate realty, within context of the proposed scenario presented here, in which it was supposed that i would be a motherfucking time traveler! as such, there is no bound to what i could accomplish with this woman. perhaps the first thing i might do is have erotic and futuristic shampoo orgasms with her.
You have put way too much thought into this.
Quote from: Strongbab on August 19, 2010, 04:10:09 PM
You have put way too much thought into this.
i think you're forgetting that it's
socks
Quote from: Nyerp on August 19, 2010, 05:01:27 PM
i think you're forgetting that it's socks
I forgot
nothing.
The woman Zeus impregnated... can't..remember...her name..
but fuck i mean if Zeus would tap that then i sooo would too
Quote from: Ehh on August 19, 2010, 06:04:32 PM
The woman Zeus impregnated... can't..remember...her name..
but fuck i mean if Zeus would tap that then i sooo would too
You'll have to be a bit more specific. Zeus stuck his penis in everything with a heartbeat.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on August 19, 2010, 08:59:40 PM
You'll have to be a bit more specific. Zeus stuck his penis in everything with a heartbeat.
I was going to add that he did it with a swan, but I was misremembering the myth of Leda.
He did it with a woman
as a swan. psyduck;
Quote from: Strongbab on August 19, 2010, 04:10:09 PM
You have put way too much thought into this.
No, it makes things more fun. saddood;
Quote from: Thyme on August 19, 2010, 09:11:36 PM
I was going to add that he did it with a swan, but I was misremembering the myth of Leda.
He did it with a woman as a swan. psyduck;
Religion used to be so much more fun saddood;
Quote from: YPR on August 19, 2010, 09:14:30 PM
Religion used to be so much more fun saddood;
if you consider it from an ivory tower, yes.
socks has a great point
lincoln
Quote from: Swift on August 20, 2010, 08:15:19 PM
lincoln
Oh, our second homoerotic president, eh? ;)