If you could go back and time and have sex with any historical figure

spaceman · August 17, 2010, 02:23:51 PM

Who would you fuck?

?????? · August 17, 2010, 02:25:06 PM

my parents

Mando Pandango · August 17, 2010, 02:25:41 PM

John Stamos

snorkel · August 17, 2010, 02:26:38 PM

spaceman · August 17, 2010, 02:29:56 PM

Helen of Troy fuck yes

ME## · August 17, 2010, 02:30:43 PM

Marie Antoinette.

Andria · August 17, 2010, 02:36:16 PM

Morgan la Fey
Hathor
or Cleopatra VII

Selkie · August 17, 2010, 03:33:33 PM

I second Helen of Troy.

One of the most important wars in history broke out just because of her. That poontang must have been amazing.

Travis · August 17, 2010, 05:28:03 PM

Harriet Tubman

Nyerp · August 17, 2010, 07:01:37 PM

why are you guy picking fictional people

also

Alexander the Great

[REDACTED] · August 18, 2010, 10:14:34 AM

James Buchanan

ME## · August 18, 2010, 10:27:59 AM

Quote from: Quis sum? on August 18, 2010, 10:14:34 AM
James Buchanan

worst gay president ever

Daddy · August 18, 2010, 06:17:18 PM

Hitler.

I'd fuck him so hard he'd think twice before killing the jews.

Socks · August 18, 2010, 06:32:54 PM

a rather splendid virgin farm girl. one preferably from the mediterranean basin circa 350 bce.

Mando Pandango · August 18, 2010, 09:19:21 PM

Quote from: Socks on August 18, 2010, 06:32:54 PM
a rather splendid virgin farm girl. one preferably from the mediterranean basin circa 350 bce.

Keep in mind she probably wouldn't be very lovely, since she would have bathed 4 times in her life.