Ok, so here is how it goes (im not blackds fuck you)
I will make a wish "I wish I had friends"
The person below me ruins my wish "Yeah, but then they realize you are a faggot and they hate you forever"
Go.
I wish my mother wasn't so fat.
yeah but then she loses her job making bbw dp porn and can no longer support you and you starve to death
i wish i had a slush
your slushy melts into suop the second you touch it
i wish i had a friend in you
Quote from: Boyager on June 18, 2010, 10:01:16 PM
your slushy melts into suop the second you touch it
i wish i had a friend in you
You find your friend fucking whoever that person was
I wish Megas XLR hadn't been cancelled.
Megas XLR comes back as a live action soap opera with no robots
I wish I was Hermione Granger
You get to be Hermione during her awkward teenage years.
I wish I was attractive.
You get beauty while no one understands who you are.
I want everyone to die.
Nobody understand me already, Clucky. Everybody dies, but comes back as brain-eating zombies.
I wish every hungry person in the world had food.
As it turns out, the chef mistook the pepper in the soup for rat poison. They're dead.
I wish people would understand me.
Quote from: Boyager on June 19, 2010, 04:42:26 PM
Nobody understand me already, Clucky. Everybody dies, but comes back as brain-eating zombies.
I wish every hungry person in the world had food.
LOLOMG
Quote from: Boyager on June 19, 2010, 04:49:17 PM
As it turns out, the chef mistook the pepper in the soup for rat poison. They're dead.
I wish people would understand me.
They already understand you, you'll just suffer from delusion and false perspectives for the
rest of your life. I wish there was more oil in the oil crisis.
more oil appears, but then all of a sudden it teleports into your room
i wish i could whistle
Quote from: Boyager on June 19, 2010, 07:40:21 PM
more oil appears, but then all of a sudden it teleports into your room
i wish i could whistle
yeah, but then you realize you made a mistake and you wanted a whistle, not the ability to whistle. Now when you are trapped in some dangerous situation noone can find you and you die. Bitch.
I wish my girlfriend didn't break up with me :(((((((((((
Quote from: Boyager on June 19, 2010, 09:06:59 PM
yeah, but then you realize you made a mistake and you wanted a whistle, not the ability to whistle. Now when you are trapped in some dangerous situation noone can find you and you die. Bitch.
I wish my girlfriend didn't break up with me :(((((((((((
Your girlfriend is a whore who fucked three other guys while she was dating you.
I wish Doodthing were alive
doodthing is terry schiavo
i wish i had a beautiful woman to lay with
Yeah, but then after you have sex she tells you that she has AIDS
and gonorrhea
I wish that I ruled the world.
The world realizes you are inept and unfit to be a ruler of 7 billion people and deposes of you in a manner similar to Benito Mussolini
I wish I could be a nomad
You get to be a Sami, but in nineteenth century Norway. giggle;
I wish I had something to eat for breakfast.
You got some breakfast, but you are in soviet russia, and in soviet russia, breakfast eats you!
I wish this thread would stay on page 1 forever
It stays on page one forever but as a locked sticky topic.
I wish I had some Nutella.
Wish granted, but it has grinded testicles mixed into it.
I wish you were here.
You are now there.
I wish I wish I was a fish powerofone;
You are a fish in the gulf covered in oil
I wish I had a mansion
You live in a run-down mansion in Detroit.
I want somebody.
you get hitler
i wish i was LINK
you don't get none from zelda
I wish someone would corrupt my wishes.
I begin to corrupt your wish but then I give you ice cream.
I want to be able to eat more brownies.
you will, but you'll develop high blood pressure and your dog will die two times
i want him dead
I'll kill you instead, Clucky.
Who's that girl wearing my clothes?
I wish everyone in the world would be dead.
Quote from: Boyager on August 01, 2010, 08:29:11 PM
I wish everyone in the world would be dead.
Quote from: Boyager on June 19, 2010, 04:42:26 PM
Nobody understand me already, Clucky. Everybody dies, but comes back as brain-eating zombies.
I wish every hungry person in the world had food.
Everyone is dead though so it doesn't matter.
You don't matter.