Odds are I won't have kids, but if I do, These are my favorite boy and girl names:
Male:
Greyson
Female:
Visceral
yours?
wow those names suck. wtf
Female: Emily
I really don't know what I would name a male child. Emily is my favorite girls name ever though.
Boy:
Yngve
Ib
Girl:
Karla
Male:
Dwight or Jon
Female:
abort
why not just name your daughter penis or appendix.
Sam those are the nerdiest names ever.
'visceral' is not a name it's an adjective
maybe viscera but it would still be a weird name
Quote from: wziard on May 23, 2010, 01:38:07 PM
'visceral' is not a name it's an adjective
maybe viscera but it would still be a weird name
My kids, my made-up names. giggle;
I considered Viscera, but I like Visceral better.
Greyson is nice.
Visceral is "wtf are you thinking" quality.
Since we're on the topic of names, I like how Maria is unisex in all of the North Germanic languages and Finnish. giggle;
Quote from: Sam on May 23, 2010, 01:48:39 PM
My kids, my made-up names. giggle;
I considered Viscera, but I like Visceral better.
and then you can deal with their suicide and/or social problems when they are picked on for a retarded name. doodella;
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 23, 2010, 01:51:51 PM
Since we're on the topic of names, I like how Maria is unisex in all of the North Germanic languages and Finnish. giggle;
Valery sillydood;
Quote from: Thyme on May 23, 2010, 01:52:32 PM
Valery sillydood;
That is a very pretty name too. And so are René and Renée, too bad most Americans completely ignore the fact that it has both masculine and feminine forms and end up naming their daughters 'René'. n_u
I'm going to name my children FaggotGaylord, hatetheblacks, and hitler.
they dont have the right to not be picked n. akudood;
Sean v2.0
Quote from: Khadafi on May 23, 2010, 01:52:18 PM
and then you can deal with their suicide and/or social problems when they are picked on for a retarded name. doodella;
I'm okay with that.
I also like Reginald for a boy's name. Reggie for short. And Amaya for a girl, but I feel like people already have enough reason to call me a weeaboo.
you suck at names
I'd name my kid Seven
Quote from: StrongBad007 on May 23, 2010, 01:32:24 PM
Male:
Dwight or Jon
Female:
abort
Cunt.
Female: Jasmine, Soren, Raven
Male: Elliot
Visceral? Really? You want people to think your kid is a pile of gutted organs? What are you, a psychopath?
I adore the name Macey.
as for boy names, who the fuck cares
seriously sam? visceral?
i dont think she knows what the word means
it's like naming your kid genocide because you think it's a pretty word
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on May 23, 2010, 02:38:25 PM
I'd name my kid Seven
(http://hbimg.com/uploads/images/0000/0522/george-costanza.jpg)
Quote from: Khadafi on May 23, 2010, 05:13:24 PM
i dont think she knows what the word means
it's like naming your kid genocide because you think it's a pretty word
I know what it means. Genocide would be a terrible name. I kinda like Vice though. I'm diggin' the V's.
Quote from: Sam on May 23, 2010, 06:48:51 PM
Genocide would be a terrible name.
but Visceral would be a wonderful name
i bet her middle name would be eviscerate
clearly it would be vag
why on god's green earth would you ever name your innocent child "vice"
BECAUSE THEY ARE HER CHILDREN AND NOT HUMAN BEINGS SO SHE CAN NAME THEM ANYTHING AND NOT GIVE A FUCK.
sam just get a cat and name it stupid shit. akudood;
don't sweat it, everyone knows the MAN has the final say. THE POWER OF GOD
Quote from: Socks on May 23, 2010, 06:59:49 PM
don't sweat it, everyone knows the MAN has the final say. THE POWER OF GOD
you say that as if the woman has any say at all
Son: Stockon, Isaac, Eugene, Benjamin
Daughter: Lena, Victoria
I like a lot of names, those are just a few. I might give my kids really obscure middle names.
Quote from: Khadafi on May 23, 2010, 06:57:36 PM
BECAUSE THEY ARE HER CHILDREN AND NOT HUMAN BEINGS SO SHE CAN NAME THEM ANYTHING AND NOT GIVE A FUCK.
sam just get a cat and name it stupid shit. akudood;
Jesus, calm the fuck down. I already said I'm probably not having children. It's more likely that it'll be the name of a character in something I write.
Quote from: Sam on May 23, 2010, 07:40:25 PM
I already said I'm probably not having children.
that's what they all say
Quote from: Sam on May 23, 2010, 07:40:25 PM
Jesus, calm the fuck down. I already said I'm probably not having children. It's more likely that it'll be the name of a character in something I write.
no children?
i hope you die
i hope we both die
Quote from: Sam on May 23, 2010, 07:40:25 PM
Jesus, calm the fuck down. I already said I'm probably not having children. It's more likely that it'll be the name of a character in something I write.
all we're saying is 'Visceral' is a fucking nonsensical thing to name a child
Female: Sophie, it is the best name ever
Male: I'm pretty indifferent and could choose any number of names but right now I like Graham.
Quote from: wziard on May 23, 2010, 08:21:22 PM
all we're saying is 'Visceral' is a fucking nonsensical thing to name a child
Yeah, but you all take it like it's your child. I happen to think it's a beautiful word with a beautiful definition (unfortunately it has multiple definitions, and the one I'm referring to is probably derived from the not-so-lovely ones, but that's okay). I don't think a child would be mocked for that name aside from "What kind of name is that?" (which even I get, having "Sam" on my nametag). The majority of people won't think it means everything and will just consider it to be an exotic name, especially kids in elementary/middle school.
And if she grows up to not like it, then she's welcome to change it or use her middle name.
visceral |ˈvis(ə)rəl|
adjective
of or relating to the viscera
viscera |ˈvisərə|
plural noun ( sing. viscus |ˈviskəs|)
the internal organs in the main cavities of the body, esp. those in the abdomen, e.g., the intestines.
so beautiful.
even if you use the definition relating to emotion, you should realize that the word has a negative connotation. doodhuh;
apparently you don't know how mean children can be and somehow think because you like a name another human should suffer for it. akudood;
if you like the name so much, change your own name to it. give the child a normal name. at the most, just give them that as a nickname. I'm sure employers would love to hire miss intestines
I call sam samantha regularly enough for her to realize how cruel children can be
this is what happens when you listen to lady gaga akudood;
you name your kids after this
[spoiler](http://www.wellesley.edu/Biology/Courses/111/Local/viscera.gif)[/spoiler]
so uniKe
also sam gets an a+ for generating activity
Quote from: Khadafi on May 23, 2010, 09:06:15 PM
this is what happens when you listen to lady gaga akudood;
you name your kids after this
so uniKe
also sam gets an a+ for generating activity
Visceral also means instinctive, crude, etc. according to the dictionary:
characterized by or proceeding from instinct rather than intellect: a visceral reaction.
characterized by or dealing with coarse or base emotions; earthy; crude: a visceral literary style.
This is the first way I've ever heard the word used, and I probably didn't learn the other meaning until at least a year later.
lacking intellect and crude are a great thing to name children sam
Quote from: Sam on May 23, 2010, 08:55:49 PM
and will just consider it to be an exotic name...
take it from someone with an 'exotic' name (absurd notion, but i digress), a
forced 'exotic' name is an even more absurd notion than that mentioned previously. ;)
marjus is at least a normal name.
Quote from: Socks on May 23, 2010, 09:18:15 PM
take it from someone with an 'exotic' name (absurd notion, but i digress), a forced 'exotic' name is an even more absurd notion than that mentioned previously. ;)
It's not
meant to be exotic, and certainly isn't forced.
I think I'm going to name my kid Ben. But use the Swedish pronunciation of the word.
[spoiler]I'd be naming him 'Leg' or 'Bone'. sillydood;[/spoiler]
Quote from: Sam on May 23, 2010, 10:11:03 PM
It's not meant to be exotic, and certainly isn't forced.
if you were naming a pokemon or something, sure, maybe then i'd agree.
Visceral, I choose you.
Quote from: Khadafi on May 23, 2010, 09:06:15 PM
[spoiler](http://www.wellesley.edu/Biology/Courses/111/Local/viscera.gif)[/spoiler]
ew i have to dissect a fetal pig
might as well get used to that picture right now!!!!
hey sam name your kid 'dissection'
I'm going to have twins and name the girl Cheese and the boy Puff. I THINK ITS ORIGINAL NO?