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Title: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: Daddy on May 09, 2010, 04:54:31 PM
A hummer owner who can't stay on his side of the road.

Holy fucking shit, I was driving home and saw a huge hummer go right over the yellow line right at me. I had to swerve into the breakdown lane to avoid him. akudood;

DOUCHEBAG
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: The spy who loves you on May 09, 2010, 05:09:58 PM
ah, driving on the median.

good times

good times
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: Daddy on May 09, 2010, 05:16:19 PM
Guff actually explained this to me. cnotedood;

19:59:37 Guff: he wasn't on the wrong side of the road jim @_@ he had a hummer @_@ that means he owns the road @_@


IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: YPrrrr on May 09, 2010, 05:23:24 PM
I saw a couple of newlyweds in a black stretched hummer yesterday
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: ME## on May 09, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
This is why I have all of the Hummer models, I own the road. @_@
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Post by: Minus; on May 09, 2010, 05:36:10 PM
I always get ran off the road by stupid woman drivers who can't stay in their lanes. Same problem, different cause.
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: Daddy on May 09, 2010, 05:36:53 PM
lol women drivers
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: FAMY2 on May 09, 2010, 06:39:22 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on May 09, 2010, 05:36:53 PM
lol women drivers


Women drive Hummers too.   baddood;
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: Socks on May 09, 2010, 07:04:55 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 09, 2010, 06:39:22 PM
Women drive Hummers too.   baddood;



women? drive?... good one.  :)
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: spaceman on May 09, 2010, 07:31:35 PM
Elderly Asian women driving hummers is the worst.
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: strongbad on May 09, 2010, 07:43:13 PM
Quote from: YPR on May 09, 2010, 05:23:24 PM
I saw a couple of newlyweds in a black stretched hummer yesterday

My prom group was thinking of getting one of these, but thankfully we're settling on a party bus.
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: Minus; on May 09, 2010, 08:41:13 PM
Eh women just shouldn't drive, except for few good ones.
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on May 10, 2010, 07:34:36 PM
And to think I liked you. :/
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: Samus Aran on May 11, 2010, 01:26:00 AM
Quote from: Minus; on May 09, 2010, 08:41:13 PM
Eh women just shouldn't drive, except for few good ones.


leave the sarcasm to the big boys, mikey
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: Wrench on May 11, 2010, 09:24:51 AM
A lot of Pennsylvania drivers are fucking terrible. They rarely signal, cut me off all the time, and usually switch between lanes for no raisin. The stereotype is true. Sorry Aubs, I still love you. cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: don't let's on May 11, 2010, 12:56:41 PM
Women in an suv will kill you if you piss them off. Or they like to think they could anyway.
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: YPrrrr on May 11, 2010, 02:38:09 PM
Quote from: Wrench on May 11, 2010, 09:24:51 AM
A lot of Pennsylvania drivers are fucking terrible. They rarely signal, cut me off all the time, and usually switch between lanes for no raisin. The stereotype is true. Sorry Aubs, I still love you. cjlubdoods;
Well I've never heard a stereotype about Pennsylvanians, but I assure you that I am an awful driver

As bad as Pennsylvania may supposedly be, nothing is worse than the bastards from Maryland and DC, holy crap madood;
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Post by: the shortest route to the sea on May 11, 2010, 03:04:25 PM
Boston drivers aren't as bad as people say, but Boston pedestrians are much worse.
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Post by: ME## on May 11, 2010, 03:22:09 PM
I've heard some pretty terrible things about Illinoisian drivers.  n_u
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Post by: Minus; on May 11, 2010, 03:37:53 PM
South texas drivers suck ass (not including me)
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: FAMY2 on May 11, 2010, 03:43:31 PM
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 11, 2010, 03:22:09 PM
I've heard some pretty terrible things about Illinoisian drivers.  n_u


Chicago is the worst ever.    akudood;
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: Daddy on May 11, 2010, 05:48:24 PM
Quote from: Sheets are Swaying on May 11, 2010, 03:04:25 PM
Boston drivers aren't as bad as people say, but Boston pedestrians are much worse.
WHAT'S A CROSSWALK
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: YPrrrr on May 11, 2010, 07:40:08 PM
Oh lord, driving past Chicago is always a miserable experience smithicide;
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Post by: spaceman on May 11, 2010, 08:16:44 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 11, 2010, 03:43:31 PM
Chicago is the worst ever.    akudood;

Depends where you are. Middle of downtown and in the loop and shit, they're horrible. Like, worse than New York. Up on the northside they're fine though and drive like normal people.

Although up there they're all hipsters and either walk or ride ten speed bicycles, so maybe my point is moot.
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Post by: Travis on May 11, 2010, 08:19:21 PM
does walking really make you a hipster now
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: Wrench on May 11, 2010, 08:38:03 PM
Quote from: YPR on May 11, 2010, 02:38:09 PM
Well I've never heard a stereotype about Pennsylvanians, but I assure you that I am an awful driver

As bad as Pennsylvania may supposedly be, nothing is worse than the bastards from Maryland and DC, holy crap madood;

Did you mean to say you're not an awful driver? lol

yay no bad drivers today
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: YPrrrr on May 11, 2010, 09:01:01 PM
Quote from: Wrench on May 11, 2010, 08:38:03 PM
Did you mean to say you're not an awful driver? lol

yay no bad drivers today
No I definitely am
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: sans culottes on May 12, 2010, 02:01:09 PM
You think that's bad? Come to Texas. We've got fucks who drive around F-250s and even bigger trucks. Most people who drive trucks around here don't need them at all. Their truck beds are always empty and they usually drive alone. Pathetic waste of gas. At school I park near these five or so guys who all drive used work trucks with "SECEDE" stickers. They sit around in the back of a truck every morning, listening to shitty country music and drinking Cola as if it's beer. Fuck those guys, they belong in Oklahoma.

What I hate the most, though, is Mercedes SUVs. If you're gonna drive a Mercedes, get a nice car, not a stupid ugly fuckin' SUV. God damn.

As far as driving goes, north Texas has a pretty good traffic system, since driving is seriously the only way to get around here. My town isn't bad unless it's rush hour, but every time I go to Plano, I fuckin' rage. They drive like manic motherfuckers.
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: Minus; on May 12, 2010, 09:01:34 PM
Quote from: Stagger Lee on May 12, 2010, 02:01:09 PM
You think that's bad? Come to Texas. We've got fucks who drive around F-250s and even bigger trucks. Most people who drive trucks around here don't need them at all. Their truck beds are always empty and they usually drive alone. Pathetic waste of gas. At school I park near these five or so guys who all drive used work trucks with "SECEDE" stickers. They sit around in the back of a truck every morning, listening to shitty country music and drinking Cola as if it's beer. Fuck those guys, they belong in Oklahoma.

What I hate the most, though, is Mercedes SUVs. If you're gonna drive a Mercedes, get a nice car, not a stupid ugly fuckin' SUV. God damn.

As far as driving goes, north Texas has a pretty good traffic system, since driving is seriously the only way to get around here. My town isn't bad unless it's rush hour, but every time I go to Plano, I fuckin' rage. They drive like manic motherfuckers.


South texas=worst drivers ever. Some shitty as ghetto cars too. And all the guys running around 'texas chaos' and all the ghetto guys and their trucks with hydraulics. There are 5 trucks with hydraulics in our school parking lot, and they all drive around with music full blast on their awesome sound systems making their trucks bounce around.
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: sans culottes on May 13, 2010, 01:02:05 PM
Yeah... as much as I loathe living in Texas, thank providence I don't live further south.
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Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 13, 2010, 05:16:27 PM
Was it Yellow?
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Post by: ME## on May 13, 2010, 05:38:43 PM
Quote from: Nathan on May 13, 2010, 05:16:27 PM
Was it Yellow?


As Mr Ford would say:
QuoteAny customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black yellow.


Reichdood;
Title: Re: What's worse than a hummer owner?
Post by: Minus; on May 13, 2010, 08:01:19 PM
Quote from: Stagger Lee on May 13, 2010, 01:02:05 PM
Yeah... as much as I loathe living in Texas, thank providence I don't live further south.

Yeah you don't have to deal with rgvtrucks
Lol or worse