my priorities would be
- grand theft auto
- evading a police officer/more than 50mph over posted limit (on highway)
preferably both at once
boobie touching
Ponzi Scheme.
KILLING
arson and treason
torture, of various kind, perhaps lethal, perhaps not.
a duel, of meaningful significance.
mass shooting, or shootout.
general conspicuous murder.
escape, evade, and live as a fugitive. (culmination of all previous desires)
Quote from: Socks on April 22, 2010, 05:43:11 PM
torture, of various kind, perhaps lethal, perhaps not.
a duel, of meaningful significance.
mass shooting, or shootout.
general conspicuous murder.
escape, evade, and live as a fugitive. (culmination of all previous desires)
i also think this would be exciting
being an outlaw starts with vehement disgust for conformity, and a vigorous passion for disobedience. it's not something that's acquired, it is ingrained and expressed in every instance of one's personal life, and nuance of their character. you either have it, or not.
Quote from: Socks on April 22, 2010, 05:43:11 PM
torture, of various kind, perhaps lethal, perhaps not.
a duel, of meaningful significance.
mass shooting, or shootout.
general conspicuous murder.
escape, evade, and live as a fugitive. (culmination of all previous desires)
i'll take what he's having
oh, I also want to intentionally trigger a natural disaster to occur and wipe out some part of some population and do it again when help arrives akudood;
well i've already had sex with a minor so i'm doing pretty good so far
the cool crime of robbery
Quote from: Nyerp on April 22, 2010, 06:32:01 PM
the cool crime of robbery
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Quote from: Lain on April 22, 2010, 06:12:28 PM
well i've already had sex with a minor so i'm doing pretty good so far
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Quote from: Nyerp on April 22, 2010, 06:37:07 PM
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older, unfortunately
Speaking of crimes. I think it's funny how suicide is illegal.
Obstruction.
I want to try drugs one of these days.
Quote from: StrongBad007 on April 23, 2010, 01:43:40 PM
I want to try drugs one of these days.
what's stopping you now
Quote from: StrongBad007 on April 23, 2010, 01:43:40 PM
I want to try drugs one of these days.
You should wait until after you're done having such a fine swimming career at least hocuspocus;
Quote from: YPR on April 23, 2010, 01:46:28 PM
You should wait until after you're done having such a fine swimming career at least hocuspocus;
hey, look at michael phelps
Quote from: Travis on April 23, 2010, 01:44:47 PM
what's stopping you now
people who i would want to do them with
Quote from: YPR on April 23, 2010, 01:46:28 PM
You should wait until after you're done having such a fine swimming career at least hocuspocus;
lol yeah i'll probably try all that shit in college
Insider trading.
lol are your friends like anti drug or something?
Quote from: Travis on April 23, 2010, 01:49:38 PM
lol are your friends like anti drug or something?
a few of them do drugs but it's usually at crazy parties and shit i don't want to be involved with. I just want to do it in a chill environment which isn't really something that i can do.
Rob a bank.
Steal some cars for the chop shop.
Smuggle some cocaine over the boarder to get dat cassshh.
Anything that involves money making.
Statutory rape
Stalk someone. hocuspocus;
Quote from: reefer on April 24, 2010, 11:36:34 AM
Statutory rape
oh yes how could I forget about rape
Quote from: reefer on April 24, 2010, 11:36:34 AM
Statutory rape
i'm not so sure about this one. it seems a little too personal.
Misuse of time travel technology. 5thgrade;
But I wouldn't want Jean-Claude Van Damme to catch me. >.<
Going as fast as possible on the road. Like, 140 or so. lol.
I'm committing one right now n_u n_u
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on April 24, 2010, 09:57:38 PM
I'm committing one right now n_u n_u
What are you downloading? 5thgrade;
Quote from: Thyme on April 24, 2010, 09:59:21 PM
What are you downloading? 5thgrade;
Oh, it doesn't involve computers. baddood;
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on April 24, 2010, 10:03:42 PM
Oh, it doesn't involve computers. baddood;
gay porn mag?
Quote from: Lain on April 24, 2010, 10:04:51 PM
gay porn mag?
No, get your heads out of the gutter. baddood;
he's putting curfew on notice with badass
Quote from: Socks on April 24, 2010, 10:14:55 PM
he's putting curfew on notice with badass
nnnnnn baddood;
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on April 24, 2010, 10:05:36 PM
No, get your heads out of the gutter. baddood;
you're not keeping off the grass?
Quote from: Lain on April 24, 2010, 10:17:35 PM
you're not keeping off the grass?
I break that law every day. I'm such a badass.
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on April 24, 2010, 09:57:38 PM
I'm committing one right now n_u n_u
i don't understand why though akudood;
Kidnapping of an adult out of the country. <3