And the stupid customer I'm dealing with is completely oblivious to his surroundings. I kind of stopped talking and he keeps bugging me to ask whether his aftershave was on clearance!(I checked and it was)
Closest brush with mortality you've had?
a car crash happened 2 cars away from me while driving akudood;
I almost drown one time hocuspocus;
1998 ice storm. I was walking back from school with my mom (5thgrade;) since it was closed and we didn't know about it and a tree fell down right behind us.
so how did that robbing thing work for you? good? bad? dont care?
My sister saved me from drowning when I was like 3 hocuspocus;
heart condition
well some bright individuals once attempted to kidnap me, in the middle of day.
Quote from: Socks on April 10, 2010, 09:46:07 PM
well some bright individuals once attempted to kidnap me, in the middle of day.
did you kick them in the face with your ENERGY LEGS
Quote from: RDX on April 10, 2010, 09:38:25 PM
so how did that robbing thing work for you? good? bad? dont care?
Okay. The guy started to walk away quickly when I started to realize he wasn't armed. I popped out a little something-something told him to "Come and get it Motherfucker" and he hit the door so hard he broke the hinges.
But not I was scared up until I got ticked off.
a slid off the road while driving once
i had a gun pulled on me akudood;
childhood stories?!?!!?
~100 pounds of metal landed near me (if it landed on my head I'd be killed) but it smashed the tip of my finger which left scarring and a broken bone :'(
i was on this high beam with a kid and i slipped and fell around 10 feet down
it's why there's a very slight ridge to the left side of my jaw, but it's hardly noticeable. i remember everything felt like a dream, and I passed out
3 times almost got ran over by a car because of bike riding (which is why my mother doesn't let me go outside and brings that up)
attempted-homicide back at some boarding home I used to live, I remember hearing him breath behind my door whispering to unlock the door or someone was going to get killed
and drowning lol giggle;
oh, I shoved a fork in the toaster because my mom did it :'(
my arms felt like wiggly noodles
this one girl i sort of knew (she was friends with my sister) was going somewhere one day when all of a sudden a plane engine fell out of the sky and i think almost completely severed her leg. or maybe it did cut the entire limb off i dunno. so yeah you kids have nothing to complain about (cept for culcky lol)
but i had a fun near death experience. one time i was on a trampoline with a fat kid and he was like "are you ready" and i was like "huh wha-" and then all of a sudden he dive bombed into the trampoline and i flew two or three stories into the air. so yeah if i had moved a few inches further i could've fallen and broken my everything lol
Quote from: JohnnyRingo2 on April 10, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
Okay. The guy started to walk away quickly when I started to realize he wasn't armed. I popped out a little something-something told him to "Come and get it Motherfucker" and he hit the door so hard he broke the hinges.
But not I was scared up until I got ticked off.
wait you got robbed by an unarmed guy? did he pull the old "look theres a thing sticking out of my jacket pocket" on you?
Nope. He just broke into the closed pharmacy, forced the door and tried to run off with some drugs. Noel tried to stop him and I kind of kept my distance in case he was packin' heat.
Quote from: RDX on April 10, 2010, 10:45:38 PM
this one girl i sort of knew (she was friends with my sister) was going somewhere one day when all of a sudden a plane engine fell out of the sky and i think almost completely severed her leg. or maybe it did cut the entire limb off i dunno. so yeah you kids have nothing to complain about (cept for culcky lol)
donnie darko?
Quote from: JMV on April 10, 2010, 11:39:23 PM
donnie darko?
is donald a girl's name now? akudood;
Quote from: RDX on April 10, 2010, 11:56:27 PM
is donald a girl's name now? akudood;
donnie is a unisex name
When my mom and I were driving in a car a bolt of lightning struck the road right in front of our vehicle... I don't know if it would have killed me, but that's the best I've got
Oh and in New York I almost got hit by a cab
I saw 3 people run into a store with masks and guns once. And my friend got mugged by a guy with a gun. akudood;
I was driving back to school from jack in the box during lunch with this stupid girl and her boyfriend who is my friend, and she took a corner going 60 mph (she just passed somebody) when she should have gone straight, and turned around, and we ended up going straight into some guys yard, and we actually got air when we jumped over a ditch into it or whatever, and we hit his truck.
Had a gun put in my face. akudood;
I've never had a real gun pointed at me. Though I don't think it'd be the scariest thing. I doubt most people would actually shoot, though I could be wrong.
I almost drowned when I was 5 years old.
Then um..
Um..
...Fuck I've lived a sheltered life ;_;
Quote from: TheSequel on April 11, 2010, 10:29:47 PM
I've never had a real gun pointed at me. Though I don't think it'd be the scariest thing. I doubt most people would actually shoot, though I could be wrong.
Yeah I kind of agree on this one. Especially when you're in a store getting robbed. The idiot knows there's a camera there, and that if he blows your head off the police will hunt him down and stuff him in jail for at least a couple decades.
idk i guess it really depends on how much you value your life. i wouldnt mind dying if it meant that i got a wikipedia article and became immortalized in some way or another spam;
Damn, I do not live a sheltered life, but I have no interesting stories to share like these...
rdx, is your life worth as much to you as a wikipedia article? really?
Quote from: Sheets are Swaying on April 13, 2010, 11:19:31 AM
rdx, is your life worth as much to you as a wikipedia article? really?
Serious? It's fucking Wikipedia!
Quote from: Sheets are Swaying on April 13, 2010, 11:19:31 AM
rdx, is your life worth as much to you as a wikipedia article? really?
dude.
imagine like, a hundred years from now, some stupid kid with no life is spending his day searching through wikipedia, and then all of a sudden he stumbles upon
your page. and he's like "wow that guy is so cool!!!". but it's not just any guy, it's
you!!!!!!
to be honest i'd rather be immortalized in a textbook but that takes way more effort than just getting on wikipedia.
Quote from: RDX on April 13, 2010, 08:45:38 PM
dude.
imagine like, a hundred years from now, some stupid kid with no life is spending his day searching through wikipedia, and then all of a sudden he stumbles upon your page. and he's like "wow that guy is so cool!!!". but it's not just any guy, it's you!!!!!!
to be honest i'd rather be immortalized in a textbook but that takes way more effort than just getting on wikipedia.
you'll always live forever in my heart bassir;
that's nice and all clucky, but your heart will probably stop beating in like 70 years bassir;
textbooks, on the other hand, live forever
Quote from: RDX on April 13, 2010, 08:45:38 PM
dude.
imagine like, a hundred years from now, some stupid kid with no life is spending his day searching through wikipedia, and then all of a sudden he stumbles upon your page. and he's like "wow that guy is so cool!!!". but it's not just any guy, it's you!!!!!!
to be honest i'd rather be immortalized in a textbook but that takes way more effort than just getting on wikipedia.
i could write an article about you if you'd like
just don't expect it to stay up very long
You'd have to make your death REALLY noticable, maybe making it have to do with Wikipedia somehow. Like going on a 40 hour article binge and dying of heart failure like that starcraft guy. If not, "this article on a random dude is a stub" , and it always will be.