So we got robbed.

[rdl]

donnie darko?

is donald a girl's name now?

[Daddy]

is donald a girl's name now?

donnie is a unisex name

[YPrrrr]

When my mom and I were driving in a car a bolt of lightning struck the road right in front of our vehicle... I don't know if it would have killed me, but that's the best I've got

Oh and in New York I almost got hit by a cab

[Oh]

 I saw 3 people run into a store with masks and guns once. And my friend got mugged by a guy with a gun. 

[strongbad]

I was driving back to school from jack in the box during lunch with this stupid girl and her boyfriend who is my friend, and she took a corner going 60 mph (she just passed somebody) when she should have gone straight, and turned around, and we ended up going straight into some guys yard, and we actually got air when we jumped over a ditch into it or whatever, and we hit his truck.

[V]

Had a gun put in my face. 

[?????]

I've never had a real gun pointed at me. Though I don't think it'd be the scariest thing. I doubt most people would actually shoot, though I could be wrong.

[Sync]

I almost drowned when I was 5 years old.
Then um..
Um..

...Fuck I've lived a sheltered life ;_;

[rdl]

I've never had a real gun pointed at me. Though I don't think it'd be the scariest thing. I doubt most people would actually shoot, though I could be wrong.

Yeah I kind of agree on this one. Especially when you're in a store getting robbed. The idiot knows there's a camera there, and that if he blows your head off the police will hunt him down and stuff him in jail for at least a couple decades.

idk i guess it really depends on how much you value your life. i wouldnt mind dying if it meant that i got a wikipedia article and became immortalized in some way or another

[NOA_Haunted]

Damn, I do not live a sheltered life, but I have no interesting stories to share like these...

[the shortest route to the sea]

rdx, is your life worth as much to you as a wikipedia article? really?

[?????]

rdx, is your life worth as much to you as a wikipedia article? really?

Serious? It's fucking Wikipedia!

[rdl]

rdx, is your life worth as much to you as a wikipedia article? really?

dude.

imagine like, a hundred years from now, some stupid kid with no life is spending his day searching through wikipedia, and then all of a sudden he stumbles upon your page. and he's like "wow that guy is so cool!!!". but it's not just any guy, it's you!!!!!!

to be honest i'd rather be immortalized in a textbook but that takes way more effort than just getting on wikipedia.

[??????]

dude.

imagine like, a hundred years from now, some stupid kid with no life is spending his day searching through wikipedia, and then all of a sudden he stumbles upon your page. and he's like "wow that guy is so cool!!!". but it's not just any guy, it's you!!!!!!

to be honest i'd rather be immortalized in a textbook but that takes way more effort than just getting on wikipedia.

you'll always live forever in my heart 

[rdl]

that's nice and all clucky, but your heart will probably stop beating in like 70 years

textbooks, on the other hand, live forever