arm
"i tripped" is not nearly badass enough i need something wild and adventurous akudood;
[spoiler]they actually won't care but i'd like to see what you guys can come up with giggle;[/spoiler]
I got one
You were walking around in the middle of the night being badass and suddenly a werewolf, yeti, and trex run out of the woods at you. They attack you fight them off one by one. Eventually you get the upperhand on the yeti and snap its neck. The werewolf breaks your arm but you don't give up you keep fighting through the pain and punch it so many times its skull collapses. Then the final fight you need to win is against the trex that has been looming over you the entire time but you were too quick for him. You run up his back and rip out his eyes and he falls to the ground crying and begging you to forgive it. Then you walk home with your arm broken and push the bone back into place and put a cast you made out of chewing paper like a wasp.
Totally believable baddood;
Your dog dug up a dinosaur egg in your back yard, and brought it to you. You tenderly loved and cared for it until it hatched and the dinosaur ripped and tore through your house, knocking you to the side and you tripped and fell breaking your arm.
I mean, you did trip right?
You fisted a cow and it kicked when you slid your arm out.
You did it to yourself to see what pain would feel like. You still don't know what pain feels like. baddood;
Quote from: TheSequel on November 29, 2009, 12:18:28 PM
You did it to yourself to see what pain would feel like. You still don't know what pain feels like. baddood;
This gets my vote.
intense jerk off session
Quote from: Trevor on November 29, 2009, 12:20:23 PM
intense jerk off session
Yeah, his mom walked in and he go scared so he pulled back. As he pulled back he hit his hand on the wooden part of his bed and broke his arm. WHAT A MAN
You were rolling with some friends, stuck your arm out the window to flip off some douche, hit it against a mailbox at 35mph
You tripped balls on some acid hardcore this weekend, don't know anything beyond that.
Quote from: Veal on November 29, 2009, 12:25:08 PM
You tripped balls on some acid hardcore this weekend, don't know anything beyond that.
let everyone else speculate about what happened afterwards
perfect
Wait, you "tripped"?
OH MY GOD THAT'S CODE FOR MY DAD BEAT THE POOP OUT OF ME
When I went to Mexico (visiting family), some guy broke his kid's leg. I felt so god damned bad for him. btw he's not a family member
Usually, I just say something about getting in a fight with the bloods.
Quote from: Stagger Lee on November 29, 2009, 12:42:11 PM
Usually, I just say something about getting in a fight with the bloods.
every time i kill a crip i see my favorite color drip
running from the cops and tripped while jumping a fence
One time I slipped on ice and scrached my hand, in these really thin cuts that could pass for bite marks. I told people I punched a dog in the mouth, and I was believed.
When people ask my about the scars on my arm, I tell a story that I posted a while ago about bear wrestling. Or I should tell the one about my cat getting hit by a car.
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 29, 2009, 02:50:35 PMOne time I slipped on ice and scrached my hand, in these really thin cuts that could pass for bite marks. I told people I punched a dog in the mouth, and I was believed. When people ask my about the scars on my arm, I tell a story that I posted a while ago about bear wrestling. Or I should tell the one about my cat getting hit by a car.
That's pretty nifty. AWESOME
Unfortunately, nobody believed me when I said that I was walking around in the middle of the night being badass and suddenly a werewolf, yeti, and trex ran out of the woods at me. They attacked and I fought them off one by one. Eventually I got the upperhand on the yeti and snap its neck. The werewolf broke my arm but I don't give up I kept fighting through the pain and punched it so many times its skull collapsed. Then the final fight I needed to win was against the trex that had been looming over me the entire time but I was too quick for him. I run up his back and ripped out his eyes and he fell to the ground crying and begging me to forgive him. Then I walked home with my arm broken and pushed the bone back into place and put a cast I made out of chewing paper like a wasp.
Or when I said that my dog dug up a dinosaur egg in my back yard, and brought it to me. I tenderly loved and cared for it until it hatched and the dinosaur ripped and tore through my house, knocking me to the side and I tripped and fell breaking your arm.
Or that I fisted a cow and it kicked when I slid my arm out.
Or that I did it to myself to see what pain would feel like. I still don't know what pain feels like.
intense jerk off session
I was rolling with some friends, stuck my arm out the window to flip off some douche, hit it against a mailbox at 35mph
I tripped balls on some acid hardcore this weekend, don't know anything beyond that.
i running from the cops and tripped while jumping a fence
Well maybe you should meet some cooler people who'd believe that kinda thing baddood;