You are in a taxi, on the way home from a bar (because you don't drink and drive) passing through the ghetto when you realize the fare meter on the taxi is at $20 and all you have on you is $20. You inform the taxi driver because if you don't have money he'd know where you live and fucking murder you. He takes your money and drops you off in the middle of the ghetto. This ghetto is gangland and you are unarmed.
Suddenly a homeless dude comes up to you and tells you he have 5 items and you are allowed to take 3 to help you on your trip through the ghetto. The items are:
-A flash light
-A white sheet
-A mirror
-A lighter
-5ft of rope
Which 3 items do you choose and why?
flashlight
lighter
rope
I will use the flashlight to see my way through the ghetto since we all know there aren't street lamps or electricity. Then I will use the rope and light to create a flaming whip to fight off anyone that tries to rape me
A flash light because there are probably no street lights because the blacks probably shoot them out and I'd need to see where I was going.
A Lighter in cause I wanna light someone on fire if they tried to get me.
Rope so I could choke someone if they tried to fight/kill me.
Quote from: JMV on November 15, 2009, 01:21:15 PM
You are in a taxi, on the way home from a bar (because you don't drink and drive)
i stopped right there
The sheet, lighter, and rope. Niggas think I'm in the KKK and don't fuck with me.
Quote from: Nathan on November 15, 2009, 01:25:21 PM
The sheet, lighter, and rope. Niggas think I'm in the KKK and don't fuck with me.
If anything they would kill you cause you are alone. Retard.
Take the mirror, beat the homeless man unconscious with it, and carry his body around over my shoulders.
Should send a pretty clear message.
Flashlight because i need light
Rope because im from texas and its a texas thing
and a lighter because im a pyromaniac
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:29:15 PM
Flashlight because i need light
Rope because im from texas and its a texas thing
and a lighter because im a pyromaniac
Yeah you could probably lasso someone right?
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:30:28 PM
Yeah you could probably lasso someone right?
Alas i have forgotten
I used to know how well
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:33:37 PM
Alas i have forgotten
I used to know how well
You should take some lessons probably.
Im sure if i had a lasso id remember.
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:36:31 PM
Im sure if i had a lasso id remember.
Go purchase one.
all i need is a lighter to set myself on fire and die
Lighter, rope and white sheet.
Make a hot air balloon and float home.
This is like Mcgiver giggle;
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:46:40 PM
Ill steal the moneys of the nation
One time I'm gunna rob a bank.
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 01:51:28 PM
Are you really?
Yeah. I need to pay for college eventually.
Lighter, rope, and white sheet.
I'd put the sheet over my head, use the rope to hang people, and take the lighter just in case I find a wooden cross.
EDIT: This is why I should read threads before replying. Someone beat me to the joke. saddood;
White sheet, lighter, and flashlight. Flashlight so I can see. White shit and lighter so if I find a bottle and some flammable shit I've got myself a molotov cocktail giggle;
Quote from: C Mongler on November 15, 2009, 03:00:27 PM
White sheet, lighter, and flashlight. Flashlight so I can see. White shit and lighter so if I find a bottle and some flammable shit I've got myself a molotov cocktail giggle;
why the fuck would you throw away a perfectly good alcoholic beverage?
sacrilegious shit my man
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:26:17 PM
If anything they would kill you cause you are alone. Retard.
Nigga fuck yo couch.
Realistically, if you mind your business, you're not very likely to get into any trouble with anyone.
Quote from: Stagger Lee on November 15, 2009, 11:47:46 PM
Realistically, if you mind your business, you're not very likely to get into any trouble with anyone.
Not really they like to pick on people when theyre alone