Mission through the ghetto

[Daddy]

You are in a taxi, on the way home from a bar (because you don't drink and drive) passing through the ghetto when you realize the fare meter on the taxi is at $20 and all you have on you is $20.  You inform the taxi driver because if you don't have money he'd know where you live and fucking murder you. He takes your money and drops you off in the middle of the ghetto. This ghetto is gangland and you are unarmed.

Suddenly a homeless dude comes up to you and tells you he have 5 items and you are allowed to take 3 to help you on your trip through the ghetto. The items are:

-A flash light
-A white sheet
-A mirror
-A lighter
-5ft of rope


Which 3 items do you choose and why?

[Andria]

flashlight
lighter
rope

I will use the flashlight to see my way through the ghetto since we all know there aren't street lamps or electricity. Then I will use the rope and light to create a flaming whip to fight off anyone that tries to rape me

[l a c e y]

A flash light because there are probably no street lights because the blacks probably shoot them out and I'd need to see where I was going.

A Lighter in cause I wanna light someone on fire if they tried to get me.

Rope so I could choke someone if they tried to fight/kill me.

[Socks]

You are in a taxi, on the way home from a bar (because you don't drink and drive)

i stopped right there

[hotlikesauce.]

The sheet, lighter, and rope. Niggas think I'm in the KKK and don't fuck with me.

[l a c e y]

The sheet, lighter, and rope. Niggas think I'm in the KKK and don't fuck with me.

If anything they would kill you cause you are alone. Retard.

[Veal]

Take the mirror, beat the homeless man unconscious with it, and carry his body around over my shoulders.

Should send a pretty clear message.

[Minus;]

Flashlight because i need light
Rope because im from texas and its a texas thing
and a lighter because im a pyromaniac

[l a c e y]

Flashlight because i need light
Rope because im from texas and its a texas thing
and a lighter because im a pyromaniac

Yeah you could probably lasso someone right?

[Minus;]

Yeah you could probably lasso someone right?

Alas i have forgotten
I used to know how well

[l a c e y]

Alas i have forgotten
I used to know how well

You should take some lessons probably.

[Minus;]

Im sure if i had a lasso id remember.

[l a c e y]

Im sure if i had a lasso id remember.

Go purchase one.

[Travis]

all i need is a lighter to set myself on fire and die

[Cookie]

Lighter, rope and white sheet.

Make a hot air balloon and float home.


This is like Mcgiver