i saw a cat. i told the cat that he is my cat now and he walked to my fence
my cat then walked under my neighbor's car i can't see it. help me get my cat out from under car so he can be my cat
Put some food on the hood.
Hm, try to find something for it to eat? befuddlement
what do cats eat
do cats eat ramen
Cats eat mice and possibly snakes.
you aren't capable of taking care of animals
Go get some cat treats the ones that you shake the can and the cat comes running.
Quote from: JMV on November 15, 2009, 06:03:10 AM
what do cats eat
do cats eat ramen
they might like the shrimp kind
Quote from: JMV on November 15, 2009, 05:57:54 AM
i saw a cat. i told the cat that he is my cat now
i visualized this and lol'd
what do you plan on doing with the cat once it has been captured
or get fancy feast
lure him out and then use a pokeball
Catch the car on fire then he will come out
masterball*
Shoot its mom
Drive off?
Dude once we were driving around and there was a cat somewhere within the car, but not inside it, somewhere around it and it was sticking with us it was like stuck under the car, or in the engine or something, but it was alive and nothing ever happened to it, then it climbed out and i still don't know where it was hiding the whole time.
Just get some food with some smell to lure the cat out... or milk
milk doesn't work ive tried
Try dog food, it may be enough to lure the cat out
Lol or just try a dog
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 07:54:06 AM
Dude once we were driving around and there was a cat somewhere within the car, but not inside it, somewhere around it and it was sticking with us it was like stuck under the car, or in the engine or something, but it was alive and nothing ever happened to it, then it climbed out and i still don't know where it was hiding the whole time.
one of my cats got its leg broken by hiding in the engine of a truck :(
:( my cat got paralyzed from the...midsection down by getting hit by a car.
So we put it to rest because it would drag its body poor thing
Quote from: Lain on November 15, 2009, 06:45:36 AM
they might like the shrimp kind
i read this as "shrimp kid" 5thgrade;
so did i and didn't realize till you pointed that out
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 08:03:01 AM
:( my cat got paralyzed from the...midsection down by getting hit by a car.
So we put it to rest because it would drag its body poor thing
My cat got hit by a car, but she didn't die.
My mom got up around 9 o'clock to let her in the house, and she opened her name and called her. She saw her across the street. The cat refused to go until the exact moment a car came whizzing down our peaceful street. She dodged the front wheels, but the car braked and the back wheels got her.
It hit her on the front side, so her head was blasted open, bits of her skull and brain leaking out onto the street. She still had enough of a mouth to give a long, sustained death yowl. But she wouldn't die. She just hobbled around the street with one eye and half a brain, yowling and yowling and yowling...hobbling isn't the right word, the way her chest cavity and legs were totaled. She oozed across the street.
It was a while to the vet, but the cat was too far gone. So my dad put her in a plastic bag, taped it to the exhaust pipe of his car, and turned it on. She wouldn't stop yowling, and the plastic bag was melting. Eventually, he got the system working, and she finally got a respite from her 15 minutes of hell.
Fuck you, pqqu. :(
Quote from: Pyrate on November 15, 2009, 09:52:00 AM
Fuck you, pqqu. :(
This happened when I was about 7 or so. I cried for a while.
Thats a sad story
what the fuck did i just read
;_;
Oh god myface;
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 15, 2009, 09:49:42 AM
My cat got hit by a car, but she didn't die.
My mom got up around 9 o'clock to let her in the house, and she opened her name and called her. She saw her across the street. The cat refused to go until the exact moment a car came whizzing down our peaceful street. She dodged the front wheels, but the car braked and the back wheels got her.
It hit her on the front side, so her head was blasted open, bits of her skull and brain leaking out onto the street. She still had enough of a mouth to give a long, sustained death yowl. But she wouldn't die. She just hobbled around the street with one eye and half a brain, yowling and yowling and yowling...hobbling isn't the right word, the way her chest cavity and legs were totaled. She oozed across the street.
It was a while to the vet, but the cat was too far gone. So my dad put her in a plastic bag, taped it to the exhaust pipe of his car, and turned it on. She wouldn't stop yowling, and the plastic bag was melting. Eventually, he got the system working, and she finally got a respite from her 15 minutes of hell.
the fuck was your dad thinking, there had to have been a better way to put her down faster
jesus christ that's a horrible story ;__;
That is a weird way to put her down.
Get a hockey stick and poke at it until it comes out.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:44:33 PM
Get a hockey stick and poke at it until it comes out.
Thats another good way!
I still think a dog would work though.
Quote from: Lain on November 15, 2009, 12:41:31 PM
the fuck was your dad thinking, there had to have been a better way to put her down faster
yeah i would have just rolled over her... slowly
I don't think jmv owns a hockey stick
Quote from: YPR on November 15, 2009, 12:51:27 PM
I don't think jmv owns a hockey stick
how about a golf club?
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
how about a golf club?
i doubt he has one of those either
maybe he could poke it with his guitar hero III controller
Quote from: YPR on November 15, 2009, 12:51:27 PM
I don't think jmv owns a hockey stick
Everyone owns a Hockey Stick though. I own like 485734895 them and I don't even play hockey. A normal stick would do the same thing though. I was just saying hockey stick cause that's what I would use.
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:56:06 PM
Everyone owns a Hockey Stick though. I own like 485734895 them and I don't even play hockey. A normal stick would do the same thing though. I was just saying hockey stick cause that's what I would use.
fuck you i own several fancy pool sticks
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:56:06 PM
Everyone owns a Hockey Stick though. I own like 485734895 them and I don't even play hockey. A normal stick would do the same thing though. I was just saying hockey stick cause that's what I would use.
It's because you're canadian girl;
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 12:56:55 PM
fuck you i own several fancy pool sticks
I played pool for the first time like a few weeks ago against someone who had played many times before and I won. How do you like that?
Quote from: YPR on November 15, 2009, 12:57:05 PM
It's because you're canadian girl;
I guess so. I own hockey skates as well.
I don't own a hockey stick
but several golf clubs
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:59:33 PM
I played pool for the first time like a few weeks ago against someone who had played many times before and I won. How do you like that?
i only play billiards bassir;
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:01:16 PM
i only play billiards bassir;
Is it not the same thing?
Wait, theres a difference between pool and billiards?
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:04:39 PM
Is it not the same thing?
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Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:06:59 PM
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DO YOU WANT A POOL STICK UP YOUR ASS?! akudood;
No I don't. Do you?
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:07:25 PM
No I don't. Do you?
i only accept billiard sticks up my ass bassir;
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:08:50 PM
i only accept billiard sticks up my ass bassir;
Lol nice one
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:08:50 PM
i only accept billiard sticks up my ass bassir;
LOL you are so strange.
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:06:59 PM
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DO YOU WANT A POOL STICK UP YOUR ASS?! akudood;
haha no
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 15, 2009, 09:53:18 AM
This happened when I was about 7 or so. I cried for a while.
no wonder you're so fucked up
I miss my cat befuddlement