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Title: help my cat is under a car
Post by: Daddy on November 15, 2009, 05:57:54 AM
i saw a cat. i told the cat that he is my cat now and he walked to my fence

my cat then walked under my neighbor's car i can't see it. help me get my cat out from under car so he can be my cat
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Post by: Zach on November 15, 2009, 06:01:50 AM
Put some food on the hood.
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Post by: ME## on November 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Hm, try to find something for it to eat? befuddlement
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Post by: Daddy on November 15, 2009, 06:03:10 AM
what do cats eat

do cats eat ramen
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 06:16:29 AM
Cats eat mice and possibly snakes.
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Post by: ?????? on November 15, 2009, 06:30:35 AM
you aren't capable of taking care of animals
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 06:31:22 AM
Go get some cat treats the ones that you shake the can and the cat comes running.
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Post by: Samus Aran on November 15, 2009, 06:45:36 AM
Quote from: JMV on November 15, 2009, 06:03:10 AM
what do cats eat

do cats eat ramen


they might like the shrimp kind
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Post by: spaceman on November 15, 2009, 06:46:52 AM
Quote from: JMV on November 15, 2009, 05:57:54 AM
i saw a cat. i told the cat that he is my cat now

i visualized this and lol'd
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Post by: Title on November 15, 2009, 06:47:52 AM
what do you plan on doing with the cat once it has been captured
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 06:49:12 AM
or get fancy feast
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Post by: LCK on November 15, 2009, 06:55:37 AM
lure him out and then use a pokeball
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Post by: Andria on November 15, 2009, 06:56:40 AM
Catch the car on fire then he will come out
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 06:56:47 AM
masterball*
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Post by: the shortest route to the sea on November 15, 2009, 07:51:42 AM
Shoot its mom

Drive off?
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 07:54:06 AM
Dude once we were driving around and there was a cat somewhere within the car, but not inside it, somewhere around it and it was sticking with us it was like stuck under the car, or in the engine or something, but it was alive and nothing ever happened to it, then it climbed out and i still don't know where it was hiding the whole time.
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Post by: YPrrrr on November 15, 2009, 07:56:14 AM
Just get some food with some smell to lure the cat out... or milk
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 07:57:34 AM
milk doesn't work ive tried
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Post by: YPrrrr on November 15, 2009, 07:59:20 AM
Try dog food, it may be enough to lure the cat out
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 08:00:41 AM
Lol or just try a dog
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Post by: Samus Aran on November 15, 2009, 08:01:55 AM
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 07:54:06 AM
Dude once we were driving around and there was a cat somewhere within the car, but not inside it, somewhere around it and it was sticking with us it was like stuck under the car, or in the engine or something, but it was alive and nothing ever happened to it, then it climbed out and i still don't know where it was hiding the whole time.


one of my cats got its leg broken by hiding in the engine of a truck :(
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 08:03:01 AM
:( my cat got paralyzed from the...midsection down by getting hit by a car.
So we put it to rest because it would drag its body poor thing
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 15, 2009, 08:09:12 AM
Quote from: Lain on November 15, 2009, 06:45:36 AM
they might like the shrimp kind
i read this as "shrimp kid" 5thgrade;
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 08:09:35 AM
so did i and didn't realize till you pointed that out
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Post by: the shortest route to the sea on November 15, 2009, 09:49:42 AM
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 08:03:01 AM
:( my cat got paralyzed from the...midsection down by getting hit by a car.
So we put it to rest because it would drag its body poor thing


My cat got hit by a car, but she didn't die.

My mom got up around 9 o'clock to let her in the house, and she opened her name and called her. She saw her across the street. The cat refused to go until the exact moment a car came whizzing down our peaceful street. She dodged the front wheels, but the car braked and the back wheels got her.

It hit her on the front side, so her head was blasted open, bits of her skull and brain leaking out onto the street. She still had enough of a mouth to give a long, sustained death yowl. But she wouldn't die. She just hobbled around the street with one eye and half a brain, yowling and yowling and yowling...hobbling isn't the right word, the way her chest cavity and legs were totaled. She oozed across the street.

It was a while to the vet, but the cat was too far gone. So my dad put her in a plastic bag, taped it to the exhaust pipe of his car, and turned it on. She wouldn't stop yowling, and the plastic bag was melting. Eventually, he got the system working, and she finally got a respite from her 15 minutes of hell.
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Post by: Pyrate on November 15, 2009, 09:52:00 AM
Fuck you, pqqu. :(
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Post by: the shortest route to the sea on November 15, 2009, 09:53:18 AM
Quote from: Pyrate on November 15, 2009, 09:52:00 AM
Fuck you, pqqu. :(


This happened when I was about 7 or so. I cried for a while.
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 09:56:21 AM
Thats a sad story
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Post by: Travis on November 15, 2009, 09:59:03 AM
what the fuck did i just read
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Post by: the shortest route to the sea on November 15, 2009, 10:01:54 AM
;_;
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Post by: Hiro on November 15, 2009, 10:06:15 AM
Oh god myface;
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Post by: Title on November 15, 2009, 10:07:00 AM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 15, 2009, 09:49:42 AM
She oozed across the street.
I lol'd so fucking hard
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Post by: Samus Aran on November 15, 2009, 12:41:31 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 15, 2009, 09:49:42 AM
My cat got hit by a car, but she didn't die.

My mom got up around 9 o'clock to let her in the house, and she opened her name and called her. She saw her across the street. The cat refused to go until the exact moment a car came whizzing down our peaceful street. She dodged the front wheels, but the car braked and the back wheels got her.

It hit her on the front side, so her head was blasted open, bits of her skull and brain leaking out onto the street. She still had enough of a mouth to give a long, sustained death yowl. But she wouldn't die. She just hobbled around the street with one eye and half a brain, yowling and yowling and yowling...hobbling isn't the right word, the way her chest cavity and legs were totaled. She oozed across the street.

It was a while to the vet, but the cat was too far gone. So my dad put her in a plastic bag, taped it to the exhaust pipe of his car, and turned it on. She wouldn't stop yowling, and the plastic bag was melting. Eventually, he got the system working, and she finally got a respite from her 15 minutes of hell.


the fuck was your dad thinking, there had to have been a better way to put her down faster

jesus christ that's a horrible story ;__;
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 12:44:08 PM
That is a weird way to put her down.
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Post by: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:44:33 PM
Get a hockey stick and poke at it until it comes out.
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 12:49:30 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:44:33 PM
Get a hockey stick and poke at it until it comes out.

Thats another good way!
I still think a dog would work though.
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Post by: Socks on November 15, 2009, 12:49:39 PM
Quote from: Lain on November 15, 2009, 12:41:31 PM
the fuck was your dad thinking, there had to have been a better way to put her down faster


yeah i would have just rolled over her... slowly
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Post by: YPrrrr on November 15, 2009, 12:51:27 PM
I don't think jmv owns a hockey stick
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: YPR on November 15, 2009, 12:51:27 PM
I don't think jmv owns a hockey stick

how about a golf club?
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Post by: Samus Aran on November 15, 2009, 12:55:04 PM
Quote from: justjack on November 15, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
how about a golf club?


i doubt he has one of those either

maybe he could poke it with his guitar hero III controller
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Post by: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:56:06 PM
Quote from: YPR on November 15, 2009, 12:51:27 PM
I don't think jmv owns a hockey stick


Everyone owns a Hockey Stick though. I own like 485734895 them and I don't even play hockey. A normal stick would do the same thing though. I was just saying hockey stick cause that's what I would use.
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Post by: Socks on November 15, 2009, 12:56:55 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:56:06 PM
Everyone owns a Hockey Stick though. I own like 485734895 them and I don't even play hockey. A normal stick would do the same thing though. I was just saying hockey stick cause that's what I would use.



fuck you i own several fancy pool sticks

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Post by: YPrrrr on November 15, 2009, 12:57:05 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:56:06 PM
Everyone owns a Hockey Stick though. I own like 485734895 them and I don't even play hockey. A normal stick would do the same thing though. I was just saying hockey stick cause that's what I would use.

It's because you're canadian girl;
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Post by: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:59:33 PM
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 12:56:55 PM
fuck you i own several fancy pool sticks




I played pool for the first time like a few weeks ago against someone who had played many times before and I won. How do you like that?

Quote from: YPR on November 15, 2009, 12:57:05 PM
It's because you're canadian girl;


I guess so. I own hockey skates as well.
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 01:01:09 PM
I don't own a hockey stick
but several golf clubs
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Post by: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:01:16 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 12:59:33 PM
I played pool for the first time like a few weeks ago against someone who had played many times before and I won. How do you like that?


i only play billiards   bassir;
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Post by: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:04:39 PM
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:01:16 PM
i only play billiards   bassir;


Is it not the same thing?
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 01:05:49 PM
Wait, theres a difference between pool and billiards?
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Post by: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:06:59 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:04:39 PM
Is it not the same thing?


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DO YOU WANT A POOL STICK UP YOUR ASS?! akudood;
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Post by: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:07:25 PM
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:06:59 PM
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DO YOU WANT A POOL STICK UP YOUR ASS?! akudood;


No I don't. Do you?
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Post by: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:08:50 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:07:25 PM
No I don't. Do you?


i only accept billiard sticks up my ass  bassir;
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 01:09:34 PM
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:08:50 PM
i only accept billiard sticks up my ass  bassir;

Lol nice one
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Post by: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:15:52 PM
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:08:50 PM
i only accept billiard sticks up my ass  bassir;


LOL you are so strange.
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Post by: Minus; on November 15, 2009, 01:17:32 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on November 15, 2009, 01:15:52 PM
LOL you are so strange.

this
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Post by: sans culottes on November 15, 2009, 02:27:14 PM
Quote from: Socks on November 15, 2009, 01:06:59 PM
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DO YOU WANT A POOL STICK UP YOUR ASS?! akudood;
haha no
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Post by: Nyerp on November 16, 2009, 06:43:50 AM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 15, 2009, 09:53:18 AM
This happened when I was about 7 or so. I cried for a while.


no wonder you're so fucked up
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Post by: Minus; on November 16, 2009, 10:29:15 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on November 16, 2009, 06:43:50 AM
no wonder you're so fucked up

Nice way to put that.
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Post by: the shortest route to the sea on November 18, 2009, 11:02:51 AM
I miss my cat befuddlement