help my cat is under a car

[Hiro]

Oh god

[Title]

She oozed across the street.

I lol'd so fucking hard

[Samus Aran]

My cat got hit by a car, but she didn't die.

My mom got up around 9 o'clock to let her in the house, and she opened her name and called her. She saw her across the street. The cat refused to go until the exact moment a car came whizzing down our peaceful street. She dodged the front wheels, but the car braked and the back wheels got her.

It hit her on the front side, so her head was blasted open, bits of her skull and brain leaking out onto the street. She still had enough of a mouth to give a long, sustained death yowl. But she wouldn't die. She just hobbled around the street with one eye and half a brain, yowling and yowling and yowling...hobbling isn't the right word, the way her chest cavity and legs were totaled. She oozed across the street.

It was a while to the vet, but the cat was too far gone. So my dad put her in a plastic bag, taped it to the exhaust pipe of his car, and turned it on. She wouldn't stop yowling, and the plastic bag was melting. Eventually, he got the system working, and she finally got a respite from her 15 minutes of hell.

the fuck was your dad thinking, there had to have been a better way to put her down faster

jesus christ that's a horrible story ;__;

[Minus;]

That is a weird way to put her down.

[l a c e y]

Get a hockey stick and poke at it until it comes out.

[Minus;]

Get a hockey stick and poke at it until it comes out.

Thats another good way!
I still think a dog would work though.

[Socks]

the fuck was your dad thinking, there had to have been a better way to put her down faster

yeah i would have just rolled over her... slowly

[YPrrrr]

I don't think jmv owns a hockey stick

[Minus;]

I don't think jmv owns a hockey stick

how about a golf club?

[Samus Aran]

how about a golf club?

i doubt he has one of those either

maybe he could poke it with his guitar hero III controller

[l a c e y]

I don't think jmv owns a hockey stick

Everyone owns a Hockey Stick though. I own like 485734895 them and I don't even play hockey. A normal stick would do the same thing though. I was just saying hockey stick cause that's what I would use.

[Socks]

Everyone owns a Hockey Stick though. I own like 485734895 them and I don't even play hockey. A normal stick would do the same thing though. I was just saying hockey stick cause that's what I would use.

fuck you i own several fancy pool sticks

[YPrrrr]

Everyone owns a Hockey Stick though. I own like 485734895 them and I don't even play hockey. A normal stick would do the same thing though. I was just saying hockey stick cause that's what I would use.

It's because you're canadian

[l a c e y]

fuck you i own several fancy pool sticks

I played pool for the first time like a few weeks ago against someone who had played many times before and I won. How do you like that?

It's because you're canadian

I guess so. I own hockey skates as well.

[Minus;]

I don't own a hockey stick
but several golf clubs