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Title: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: ME## on October 20, 2009, 05:22:18 PM
So, today I was trying to find what page chapter nine started in my government book, when I came across page three-hundred and twelve.  Written on the side of said page is:

'Jonas Brothers
take on me
take me on'

doodhuh;

Also, what is this, a thread?
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 20, 2009, 05:29:24 PM
The Jonas Brothers covered Take On Me. Never listen to it if you know what's good for you.
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: caponehollywood on October 20, 2009, 05:47:01 PM
a giant picture of squidward

or some rediculous page game that ended with a picture of a dick and a girl sucking it with an arrow saying this is ur mom
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Ezloﺕ on October 20, 2009, 05:48:36 PM
in my german textbook, someone drew a penis in the mouth of a little kitten

WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD DO THAT
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Travis on October 20, 2009, 05:52:48 PM
in one of the history textbooks somebody wrote in the name "Doug Funny" in the front and other people followed suit with stuff like "Patty Mayonnaise" and "Skeeter"

it was actually pretty funny i didn't think kids in my school would do that
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Claquesous on October 20, 2009, 06:44:29 PM
I found an index card with "Today, I'm purple!" written in purple marker.

Also, not a book, but there was a sign in the bathroom in 11th grade that said "Save game here." Pretty sure that was a reference to No More Heroes.

Also found a piece of paper left by the guy who was at that desk the class before. Huge letters covering the whole page that says "WHITE NOISE" and on the lines, "God, what a cliche. The evil half brother and his two thugs. Why would you follow Don Jon? He's an arse. Did he promise you riches? If you were so daft as to believe him," I saved this piece of paper.
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 20, 2009, 06:46:36 PM
I was in composition class and someone wrote FUCK BITCHES on my desk. If my teacher wasn't looking the whole time and it wasn't such a small room I would've added GET MONEY.
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: LCK on October 20, 2009, 06:47:16 PM
i got a book once that had a flip animation in the bottom corners of two stick figures shooting and each other and both evading the bullets like neo and the one of them sucked the others cock and it ran out of pages before the figure could "cum"

it was either The Foxman or Animal Farm

one of the books i read in 7th grade
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on October 20, 2009, 06:48:58 PM
"3:30 and he's dead. I'll do it myself. " written on page thirty three of my used copy of Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five"
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Cookie on October 20, 2009, 06:50:45 PM
I wish I had cool stuff like that. The only thing I had was "For a good time call me blahblahdontrememberthenumbers."
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 20, 2009, 06:53:22 PM
Quote from: Cookie on October 20, 2009, 06:50:45 PM
I wish I had cool stuff like that. The only thing I had was "For a good time call me blahblahdontrememberthenumbers."
"Fo a good time call Shenequa. Fa Fa Na - Na Fa Fo Fo
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Nyerp on October 20, 2009, 07:12:18 PM
my brother writes on the bathroom walls doodthing;

a recent one was him and some anonymous kid discussing the quality of the "backdoor sluts" pornographic films

My brother: so, i watched backdoor sluts 9 last night
Anonymous: how was it
My brother: too much back, not enough door. 8 was better. either way, i came
Anonymous: 5 was the best, it makes me cum real hard

my brother is 19 and still does stuff like this akudood;

[spoiler]i lol'd when i saw it girl;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: ME## on October 20, 2009, 07:16:48 PM
Quote from: Spa-Peggy and Meatballs on October 20, 2009, 07:12:18 PM
my brother writes on the bathroom walls doodthing;

a recent one was him and some anonymous kid discussing the quality of the "backdoor sluts" pornographic films

My brother: so, i watched backdoor sluts 9 last night
Anonymous: how was it
My brother: too much back, not enough door. 8 was better. either way, i came
Anonymous: 5 was the best, it makes me cum real hard

my brother is 19 and still does stuff like this akudood;

[spoiler]i lol'd when i saw it girl;[/spoiler]


He's still in high school?  n_u
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Nyerp on October 20, 2009, 07:17:43 PM
Quote from: Дави́д on October 20, 2009, 07:16:48 PM
He's still in high school?  n_u


yep hocuspocus;
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: ME## on October 20, 2009, 07:18:40 PM
Quote from: Spa-Peggy and Meatballs on October 20, 2009, 07:17:43 PM
yep hocuspocus;


He isn't unlucky enough to be forced to go to both semesters this year, is he?  O_0
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Nyerp on October 20, 2009, 07:20:06 PM
Quote from: Дави́д on October 20, 2009, 07:18:40 PM
He isn't unlucky enough to be forced to go to both semesters this year, is he?  O_0


nop hocuspocus;
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: mouse parade on October 20, 2009, 07:23:32 PM
I like writing, "I was here, you were gone" on shit.
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: l a c e y on October 20, 2009, 08:06:57 PM
Nothing too strange. Usually people just write dicks or penis on things among other inappropriate words. OR people draw dicks on any picture they can find. HELLO POORLY FUNDED PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Classic on October 20, 2009, 08:07:29 PM
"Call me"
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Wrench on October 20, 2009, 08:14:28 PM
Random Name <-----WHORE
                         ^----HAS A CAMEL TOE
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Minus; on October 20, 2009, 08:21:21 PM
Theres always dicks on the books.
Or gang names.
Several several gang names.
Or one said 'penis' on the left and 'vagina' on the right. On the spine.
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: sans culottes on October 20, 2009, 08:38:20 PM
i found this in my physics book

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs149.snc1/5560_1199537863238_1072282133_30642498_4649052_n.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: caponehollywood on October 21, 2009, 01:45:15 PM
Quote from: Stagger Lee on October 20, 2009, 08:38:20 PM
i found this in my physics book




thats classy
Title: Re: ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books
Post by: Lotos on October 23, 2009, 05:44:26 AM
Quote from: Admiral Cleman on October 21, 2009, 01:45:15 PM
thats classy


I second that.