ITT: Strangest thing you've seen written in your text books

[ME##]

So, today I was trying to find what page chapter nine started in my government book, when I came across page three-hundred and twelve.  Written on the side of said page is:

'Jonas Brothers
take on me
take me on'



Also, what is this, a thread?

[Mando Pandango]

The Jonas Brothers covered Take On Me. Never listen to it if you know what's good for you.

[caponehollywood]

a giant picture of squidward

or some rediculous page game that ended with a picture of a dick and a girl sucking it with an arrow saying this is ur mom

[Ezloﺕ]

in my german textbook, someone drew a penis in the mouth of a little kitten

WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD DO THAT

[Travis]

in one of the history textbooks somebody wrote in the name "Doug Funny" in the front and other people followed suit with stuff like "Patty Mayonnaise" and "Skeeter"

it was actually pretty funny i didn't think kids in my school would do that

[Claquesous]

I found an index card with "Today, I'm purple!" written in purple marker.

Also, not a book, but there was a sign in the bathroom in 11th grade that said "Save game here." Pretty sure that was a reference to No More Heroes.

Also found a piece of paper left by the guy who was at that desk the class before. Huge letters covering the whole page that says "WHITE NOISE" and on the lines, "God, what a cliche. The evil half brother and his two thugs. Why would you follow Don Jon? He's an arse. Did he promise you riches? If you were so daft as to believe him," I saved this piece of paper.

[Mando Pandango]

I was in composition class and someone wrote FUCK BITCHES on my desk. If my teacher wasn't looking the whole time and it wasn't such a small room I would've added GET MONEY.

[LCK]

i got a book once that had a flip animation in the bottom corners of two stick figures shooting and each other and both evading the bullets like neo and the one of them sucked the others cock and it ran out of pages before the figure could "cum"

it was either The Foxman or Animal Farm

one of the books i read in 7th grade

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

"3:30 and he's dead. I'll do it myself. " written on page thirty three of my used copy of Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five"

[Cookie]

I wish I had cool stuff like that. The only thing I had was "For a good time call me blahblahdontrememberthenumbers."

[Mando Pandango]

I wish I had cool stuff like that. The only thing I had was "For a good time call me blahblahdontrememberthenumbers."

"Fo a good time call Shenequa. Fa Fa Na - Na Fa Fo Fo

[Nyerp]

my brother writes on the bathroom walls

a recent one was him and some anonymous kid discussing the quality of the "backdoor sluts" pornographic films

My brother: so, i watched backdoor sluts 9 last night
Anonymous: how was it
My brother: too much back, not enough door. 8 was better. either way, i came
Anonymous: 5 was the best, it makes me cum real hard

my brother is 19 and still does stuff like this

[spoiler]i lol'd when i saw it [/spoiler]

[ME##]

my brother writes on the bathroom walls

a recent one was him and some anonymous kid discussing the quality of the "backdoor sluts" pornographic films

My brother: so, i watched backdoor sluts 9 last night
Anonymous: how was it
My brother: too much back, not enough door. 8 was better. either way, i came
Anonymous: 5 was the best, it makes me cum real hard

my brother is 19 and still does stuff like this

[spoiler]i lol'd when i saw it [/spoiler]

He's still in high school? 

[Nyerp]

He's still in high school? 

yep

[ME##]

yep

He isn't unlucky enough to be forced to go to both semesters this year, is he?