I'm sick, right? Yeah, anyway she's all like "we're going to church at 8:30 in the morning tomorrow" and I was all like "Uh, I'm sick. Remember last time I went to church and was sick? I almost had a heat stroke" And then she said "That reminds me, you're ushering" So I repeat what I had just said and her response was the most piece of shit reasoning ever: "Yeah, but I was in the choir stand. Next time I'll be in the congregation so I'll be closer to you"
wtf, she sucks so much ass. She wouldn't even let me go out with my friends yesterday because "It's raining". I have a coat you whore.
Fuck, I'm locking my door ad leaving her a polite note.
Black families
she just trying to man you up nigga
that doesnt sound that bad. it's only a couple of hours, right?
Quote from: RDX on September 26, 2009, 08:27:03 PM
she just trying to man you up nigga
that doesnt sound that bad. it's only a couple of hours, right?
We have normal service and a homecoming service.
That's like 7 hours altogether akudood;
Bring a couple gallons of gatorade akudood;
Quote from: RDX on September 26, 2009, 08:28:46 PM
Bring a couple gallons of gatorade akudood;
All I have around the house is fruit juice and sweet tea
You must be a terrible son.
Tell her God and Jesus molested you.
Wow, that would be awful. Hopefully it's not too stuffy in your church if she ends up getting you to go somehow
I left my house at 9am for church.
I came back 12 hours later. How. Fucking. Gay.
Quote from: Porter on September 29, 2009, 03:43:31 AM
I left my house at 9am for church.
I came back 12 hours later. How. Fucking. Gay.
How do you spend 12 hours doing church stuff? O_0
Quote from: Placebo Headwound on September 29, 2009, 04:09:34 AM
How do you spend 12 hours doing church stuff? O_0
I had to get the church cleaned and ready, usher, AND serve food afterward
I'm so glad I don't go to black church.
Back when my family went to church (pre-molestation scandal), it was only an hour long. Awwwwwww yeah.
Me and my brother would complain so much that my mom gave up trying to get us to go. n_u
But she still tries to read us bible stories on Sundays at home. akudood;
Quote from: Porter on September 29, 2009, 06:48:03 AM
I had to get the church cleaned and ready, usher, AND serve food afterward
I'd be pissed if I had to work like that for no pay. wariodood;