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Why does my mom hate me so much?

Started by Bushy, September 26, 2009, 08:18:54 PM

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September 26, 2009, 08:18:54 PM Last Edit: September 26, 2009, 08:26:36 PM by Porter
I'm sick, right? Yeah, anyway she's all like "we're going to church at 8:30 in the morning tomorrow" and I was all like "Uh, I'm sick. Remember last time I went to church and was sick? I almost had a heat stroke" And then she said "That reminds me, you're ushering" So I repeat what I had just said and her response was the most piece of shit reasoning ever: "Yeah, but I was in the choir stand. Next time I'll be in the congregation so I'll be closer to you"

wtf, she sucks so much ass. She wouldn't even let me go out with my friends yesterday because "It's raining". I have a coat you whore.

Fuck, I'm locking my door ad leaving her a polite note.
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Geno

September 26, 2009, 08:23:40 PM #1
Black families
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geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Daddy

September 26, 2009, 08:24:59 PM #2

rdl

September 26, 2009, 08:27:03 PM #3
she just trying to man you up nigga

that doesnt sound that bad. it's only a couple of hours, right?

Bushy

September 26, 2009, 08:28:00 PM #4
Quote from: RDX on September 26, 2009, 08:27:03 PM
she just trying to man you up nigga

that doesnt sound that bad. it's only a couple of hours, right?
We have normal service and a homecoming service.

That's like 7 hours altogether akudood;
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rdl

September 26, 2009, 08:28:46 PM #5
Bring a couple gallons of gatorade akudood;

Bushy

September 26, 2009, 08:29:30 PM #6
Quote from: RDX on September 26, 2009, 08:28:46 PM
Bring a couple gallons of gatorade akudood;
All I have around the house is fruit juice and sweet tea
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Pyrate

September 27, 2009, 06:34:33 AM #7
You must be a terrible son.

Oh

September 27, 2009, 06:49:41 AM #8
 Tell her God and Jesus molested you.

YPrrrr

September 27, 2009, 11:26:37 AM #9
Wow, that would be awful. Hopefully it's not too stuffy in your church if she ends up getting you to go somehow

Bushy

September 29, 2009, 03:43:31 AM #10
I left my house at 9am for church.

I came back 12 hours later. How. Fucking. Gay.
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Placebo Headwound

September 29, 2009, 04:09:34 AM #11
Quote from: Porter on September 29, 2009, 03:43:31 AM
I left my house at 9am for church.

I came back 12 hours later. How. Fucking. Gay.
How do you spend 12 hours doing church stuff? O_0

Bushy

September 29, 2009, 06:48:03 AM #12
Quote from: Placebo Headwound on September 29, 2009, 04:09:34 AM
How do you spend 12 hours doing church stuff? O_0
I had to get the church cleaned and ready, usher, AND serve food afterward
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Mando Pandango

September 29, 2009, 09:19:44 AM #13
I'm so glad I don't go to black church.

Back when my family went to church (pre-molestation scandal), it was only an hour long. Awwwwwww yeah.
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Walter

September 29, 2009, 07:12:53 PM #14
Me and my brother would complain so much that my mom gave up trying to get us to go. n_u


But she still tries to read us bible stories on Sundays at home. akudood;
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