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Title: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Mando Pandango on September 25, 2009, 06:26:43 PM
My roommate went home for his brother's birthday. My suitemate was the RA and just quit (or, I suspect, fired).

I could walk around naked.

I could masturbate with the door open.

I just... I don't even know. Too many possibilities to consider.

WHAT DO I DO?
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: ME## on September 25, 2009, 06:27:47 PM
All of them?  n_u
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 25, 2009, 06:36:35 PM
Fuck a bitch
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Oh on September 25, 2009, 07:06:41 PM
 Rub your dick all over your roommates bed is hes a dick to you. Then put on porn with the speakers full blast, you don't even have to look at it.  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Mando Pandango on September 25, 2009, 07:19:46 PM
Quote from: Rawl on September 25, 2009, 07:06:41 PM
Rub your dick all over your roommates bed is hes a dick to you. Then put on porn with the speakers full blast, you don't even have to look at it.  hocuspocus;
My roommate is a bro. So there goes that.

These walls aren't soundproof.
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Oh on September 25, 2009, 07:20:15 PM
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 25, 2009, 07:19:46 PM
These walls aren't soundproof.
Do it anyways. badass
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: just1more on September 25, 2009, 08:51:32 PM
Quote from: Kefka on September 25, 2009, 06:36:35 PM
Fuck a bitch

this X 100
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Classic on September 25, 2009, 08:54:51 PM
Alone...? yes;
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: ME## on September 25, 2009, 08:56:11 PM
Quote from: Papa K on September 25, 2009, 08:51:32 PM
this X 100


this ecks one-hundred

what is this i'm twelve
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Classic on September 25, 2009, 08:59:47 PM
You know perfectly well what it is David. It's all you ever do.  n_u
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: ME## on September 25, 2009, 09:02:51 PM
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 25, 2009, 08:59:47 PM
You know perfectly well what it is David. It's all you ever do.  n_u


You mean being a terrible person?  n_u
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Classic on September 25, 2009, 09:03:21 PM
Quote from: Дави́д on September 25, 2009, 09:02:51 PM
You mean being a terrible person?  n_u

fuck bitches  baddood;
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: ME## on September 25, 2009, 09:05:53 PM
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 25, 2009, 09:03:21 PM
fuck bitches  baddood;


I doubt that'd happen, even in bizarro world.  n_u
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Hippopo on September 26, 2009, 11:05:07 AM
I'm alone Tyler!!  COME TO ME!
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Thyme on September 26, 2009, 11:09:08 AM
Quote from: Hippo P. Otamus on September 26, 2009, 11:05:07 AM
I'm alone Tyler!!  COME TO ME!


Oh, my. yes;
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: sans culottes on September 26, 2009, 11:13:50 AM
Go to Manhattan, ask a hobo if he'd like to stay at your suite for the weekend, and let the bum sleep in your suitemate's bed. Send the hobo back to the city before they come back.
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Bushy on September 26, 2009, 11:43:02 AM
Walk around naked whilst masturbating.

Shit is so cash.
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Pyrate on September 26, 2009, 02:09:59 PM
Sled down the stairs while fapping.
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Placebo Headwound on September 26, 2009, 03:19:12 PM
Quote from: coz on September 26, 2009, 11:13:50 AM
Go to Manhattan, ask a hobo if he'd like to stay at your suite for the weekend, and let the bum sleep in your suitemate's bed. Send the hobo back to the city before they come back.
I do believe this is the best idea in the thread. baddood;
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: YPrrrr on September 26, 2009, 05:23:10 PM
Rent out their beds to drunk couples at ridiculous prices
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 26, 2009, 06:39:43 PM
FUCK MONEY GET BITCHES
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: YPrrrr on September 26, 2009, 06:40:30 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 26, 2009, 06:39:43 PM
FUCK MONEY GET BITCHES
Wait, I think you're confused
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on September 26, 2009, 06:46:59 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 26, 2009, 06:40:30 PM
Wait, I think you're confused


B-...bitch money, get fucked?
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Thyme on September 26, 2009, 06:48:42 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 26, 2009, 06:46:59 PM
B-...bitch money, get fucked?


Whoa, that one actually makes sense. AWESOME
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: YPrrrr on September 26, 2009, 06:49:38 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 26, 2009, 06:46:59 PM
B-...bitch money, get fucked?
I just realized that's from a little wayne rap... I'm so disappointed in so many people all of a sudden
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Daddy on September 26, 2009, 07:03:53 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 26, 2009, 06:49:38 PM
I just realized that's from a little wayne rap... I'm so disappointed in so many people all of a sudden
get money fuck bitches
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Mando Pandango on September 26, 2009, 08:40:49 PM
Quote from: Ensign Halibar on September 26, 2009, 07:03:53 PM
get money fuck bitches
No that's definitely not it, keep trying.

Quote from: Thyme on September 26, 2009, 11:09:08 AM
Oh, my. yes;
STOP GAYING UP MY THREAD
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Classic on September 26, 2009, 08:44:54 PM
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 26, 2009, 08:40:49 PM
STOP GAYING UP MY THREAD

It's a benefit of joining Boyah.
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Daddy on September 26, 2009, 09:44:28 PM
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 26, 2009, 08:40:49 PM
No that's definitely not it, keep trying.
Fuck bitches
Fuck Bitches
Fuck Bitches
Get Money
Get Money
Get Money
Get Money, fuck bitches
fuck bitches, get money
fuck bitches, get money
baddood;
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Mando Pandango on September 26, 2009, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Ensign Halibar on September 26, 2009, 09:44:28 PM
Fuck bitches
Fuck Bitches
Fuck Bitches
Get Money
Get Money
Get Money
Get Money, fuck bitches
fuck bitches, get money
fuck bitches, get money
baddood;
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: FAMY2 on September 26, 2009, 09:47:56 PM
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 26, 2009, 09:47:06 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about.


His Goals    n_u
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Classic on September 26, 2009, 09:49:47 PM
Did he happen to get past his car gose fast stage?  n_u
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Daddy on September 26, 2009, 09:58:11 PM
Quote from: Julius! on September 26, 2009, 09:49:47 PM
Did he happen to get past his car gose fast stage?  n_u
no i gose fast while fucking bitches and getting money
Title: Re: I'm all alone for the weekend.
Post by: Classic on September 26, 2009, 09:59:05 PM
Quote from: Ensign Halibar on September 26, 2009, 09:58:11 PM
no i gose fast while fucking bitches and getting money

badass