My roommate went home for his brother's birthday. My suitemate was the RA and just quit (or, I suspect, fired).
I could walk around naked.
I could masturbate with the door open.
I just... I don't even know. Too many possibilities to consider.
WHAT DO I DO?
All of them? n_u
Fuck a bitch
Rub your dick all over your roommates bed is hes a dick to you. Then put on porn with the speakers full blast, you don't even have to look at it. hocuspocus;
Quote from: Rawl on September 25, 2009, 07:06:41 PM
Rub your dick all over your roommates bed is hes a dick to you. Then put on porn with the speakers full blast, you don't even have to look at it. hocuspocus;
My roommate is a bro. So there goes that.
These walls aren't soundproof.
Alone...? yes;
Quote from: Papa K on September 25, 2009, 08:51:32 PM
this X 100
this ecks one-hundred
what is this i'm twelve
You know perfectly well what it is David. It's all you ever do. n_u
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 25, 2009, 08:59:47 PM
You know perfectly well what it is David. It's all you ever do. n_u
You mean being a terrible person? n_u
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 25, 2009, 09:03:21 PM
fuck bitches baddood;
I doubt that'd happen, even in bizarro world. n_u
I'm alone Tyler!! COME TO ME!
Go to Manhattan, ask a hobo if he'd like to stay at your suite for the weekend, and let the bum sleep in your suitemate's bed. Send the hobo back to the city before they come back.
Walk around naked whilst masturbating.
Shit is so cash.
Sled down the stairs while fapping.
Quote from: coz on September 26, 2009, 11:13:50 AM
Go to Manhattan, ask a hobo if he'd like to stay at your suite for the weekend, and let the bum sleep in your suitemate's bed. Send the hobo back to the city before they come back.
I do believe this is the best idea in the thread. baddood;
Rent out their beds to drunk couples at ridiculous prices
FUCK MONEY GET BITCHES
Quote from: YPR on September 26, 2009, 06:40:30 PM
Wait, I think you're confused
B-...bitch money, get fucked?
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 26, 2009, 06:46:59 PM
B-...bitch money, get fucked?
Whoa, that one actually makes sense. AWESOME
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 26, 2009, 06:46:59 PM
B-...bitch money, get fucked?
I just realized that's from a little wayne rap... I'm so disappointed in so many people all of a sudden
Quote from: YPR on September 26, 2009, 06:49:38 PM
I just realized that's from a little wayne rap... I'm so disappointed in so many people all of a sudden
get money fuck bitches
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 26, 2009, 08:40:49 PM
No that's definitely not it, keep trying.
Fuck bitches
Fuck Bitches
Fuck Bitches
Get Money
Get Money
Get Money
Get Money, fuck bitchesfuck bitches, get money
fuck bitches, get money
baddood;
Quote from: Ensign Halibar on September 26, 2009, 09:44:28 PM
Fuck bitches
Fuck Bitches
Fuck Bitches
Get Money
Get Money
Get Money
Get Money, fuck bitches
fuck bitches, get money
fuck bitches, get money
baddood;
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Did he happen to get past his car gose fast stage? n_u
Quote from: Julius! on September 26, 2009, 09:49:47 PM
Did he happen to get past his car gose fast stage? n_u
no i gose fast while fucking bitches and getting money