I'm all alone for the weekend.

[Mando Pandango]

My roommate went home for his brother's birthday. My suitemate was the RA and just quit (or, I suspect, fired).

I could walk around naked.

I could masturbate with the door open.

I just... I don't even know. Too many possibilities to consider.

WHAT DO I DO?

[ME##]

All of them? 

[Commander Fuckass]

Fuck a bitch

[Oh]

 Rub your dick all over your roommates bed is hes a dick to you. Then put on porn with the speakers full blast, you don't even have to look at it. 

[Mando Pandango]

Rub your dick all over your roommates bed is hes a dick to you. Then put on porn with the speakers full blast, you don't even have to look at it. 

My roommate is a bro. So there goes that.

These walls aren't soundproof.

[Oh]

These walls aren't soundproof.

Do it anyways.

[just1more]

Fuck a bitch

this X 100

[Classic]

Alone...?

[ME##]

this X 100

this ecks one-hundred

what is this i'm twelve

[Classic]

You know perfectly well what it is David. It's all you ever do. 

[ME##]

You know perfectly well what it is David. It's all you ever do. 

You mean being a terrible person? 

[Classic]

You mean being a terrible person? 

fuck bitches 

[ME##]

fuck bitches 

I doubt that'd happen, even in bizarro world. 

[Hippopo]

I'm alone Tyler!!  COME TO ME!

[Thyme]

I'm alone Tyler!!  COME TO ME!

Oh, my.