Text only | Text with Images

Boyah Forums

General => The Lobby => Topic started by: Sam on August 18, 2009, 11:12:57 PM

Title: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Sam on August 18, 2009, 11:12:57 PM
I wish I was a Pokémon trainer so I could Pikachu Jigglypuffs. ;)

okay go
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 18, 2009, 11:14:44 PM
For being stuffed in a car with someone you know reasonably well:

"Hey, let's count shoulders! [from your farthest to their farthest] One...two...three...four!"
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Hiro on August 18, 2009, 11:15:09 PM
[spoiler=only works for asians]look at the tag of their shirt and say "just what I thought, Made in China."[/spoiler]
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Mettalik on August 18, 2009, 11:16:00 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on August 18, 2009, 11:14:44 PM
For being stuffed in a car with someone you know reasonably well:

"Hey, let's count shoulders! [from your farthest to their farthest] One...two...three...four!"
THIS IS
AWEESOMMMEE
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Hiro on August 18, 2009, 11:16:44 PM
I'm a total dumbshit aren't I
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Daddy on August 18, 2009, 11:17:00 PM
"Hey wanna fuck"
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 18, 2009, 11:17:26 PM
Quote from: Mettalik on August 18, 2009, 11:16:00 PM
THIS IS
AWEESOMMMEE


"Damn"
"What?"
"I'm trying to send a text message, but I can't get reception. Maybe...argh...over here? [Hand over shoulder comfortably]"
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Sam on August 18, 2009, 11:17:28 PM
you guys aren't dirty enough.

That shirt is very becoming on you.
Of course If I was on you, I would be coming too.
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 18, 2009, 11:18:45 PM
"Hey, my magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear."
"Ummm...no, I am."
"Oh. Well, it must be 15 minutes fast then."
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Hiro on August 18, 2009, 11:18:49 PM
"I bet my dad's bigger than your dad."
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Zach on August 18, 2009, 11:19:07 PM
hardy har har
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: ME## on August 18, 2009, 11:19:54 PM
'Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, hi.'
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: YPrrrr on August 18, 2009, 11:20:54 PM
Beautiful weather we're having isn't it?
Quote from: Hïro on August 18, 2009, 11:15:09 PM
[spoiler=only works for asians]look at the tag of their shirt and say "just what I thought, Made in China."[/spoiler]
And if they're from any other asian country, you'll get a prompt kick in the nads n_u
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Hiro on August 18, 2009, 11:23:53 PM
"SO TELL ME... CAN I HAVE YO NUMBAH?"
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 18, 2009, 11:31:50 PM
"Someone vacuum my lap, I think you need a clean place to sit." spam;

Quote from: Hïro on August 18, 2009, 11:23:53 PM
"SO TELL ME... CAN I HAVE YO NUMBAH?"

lol gimpdood;
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Samus Aran on August 18, 2009, 11:32:36 PM
This one is obligatory, I'm surprised JMV didn't post it.

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves."

Age-old Calc pick-up line.
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Geno on August 19, 2009, 12:55:50 AM
hi
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: rdl on August 19, 2009, 01:57:10 AM
is there a mirror in your pocket? because i think i see myself in your pants!

i remember that one from middle school giggle;
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: The artist formally known on August 19, 2009, 02:12:30 AM
If I was an enzyme, Iââ,¬â,,¢d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: sans culottes on August 19, 2009, 08:44:25 AM
"Cut the bullshit, are we gonna have intercourse or not?"
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Thyme on August 19, 2009, 03:12:57 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on August 18, 2009, 11:14:44 PM
For being stuffed in a car with someone you know reasonably well:

"Hey, let's count shoulders! [from your farthest to their farthest] One...two...three...four!"


I don't get it. O_0 Or is there nothing to get and it's just supposed to be cute?

Because it is. giggle;
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: The artist formally known on August 19, 2009, 03:27:06 PM
Quote from: Thyme on August 19, 2009, 03:12:57 PM
I don't get it. O_0 Or is there nothing to get and it's just supposed to be cute?

Because it is. giggle;
You know how people yawn then put their arms around their date to get them closer? Think about it.
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Thyme on August 19, 2009, 03:28:13 PM
Quote from: reefer on August 19, 2009, 03:27:06 PM
You know how people yawn then put their arms around their date to get them closer? Think about it.


Oh. giggle;
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Classic on August 19, 2009, 03:33:23 PM
Thymey, pull that on me when I go to Canada and...
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: snorkel on August 19, 2009, 04:23:05 PM
my dick suck
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Pyrate on August 19, 2009, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: wziard on August 19, 2009, 04:23:05 PM
my dick suck


winner
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on August 19, 2009, 10:40:06 PM
tits or gtfo


Oh God, I can't believe I said that...
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Selkie on August 20, 2009, 11:08:01 AM
Quote from: reefer on August 19, 2009, 03:27:06 PM
You know how people yawn then put their arms around their date to get them closer? Think about it.


Still dont get it
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: YPrrrr on August 20, 2009, 11:50:32 AM
Quote from: Selkie on August 20, 2009, 11:08:01 AM
Still dont get it
1. Be standing next to them, in this case we'll say they're on your right
2. Say the line
3. Point at your left shoulder with your right hand "1"
4. Point at your right shoulder with your right hand "2"
5. Point at their left shoulder with your right hand "3"
6. Reach around their neck and point at their right shoulder with your right hand "4"
7. Leave hand on right shoulder
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on August 20, 2009, 05:26:50 PM
Quote from: YPR on August 20, 2009, 11:50:32 AM
1. Be standing next to them, in this case we'll say they're on your right
2. Say the line
3. Point at your left shoulder with your right hand "1"
4. Point at your right shoulder with your right hand "2"
5. Point at their left shoulder with your right hand "3"
6. Reach around their neck and point at their right shoulder with your right hand "4"
7. Leave hand on right shoulder


8. ???
9. Profit!
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: InfiniteBlaze on August 21, 2009, 10:11:13 PM
your legs must be tired because you been runnin through my mind all day
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Selkie on August 21, 2009, 11:37:17 PM
"I have a boner to pick with you"

made it up just now
Title: Re: awesome pickup lines
Post by: Hiro on August 22, 2009, 12:13:26 AM
Quote from: Selkie on August 21, 2009, 11:37:17 PM
"I have a boner to pick with you"

made it up just now
I lol'd, just because it was so awful and cheesy
Text only | Text with Images